As requested by several readers, there is now a permanent link to By The Way, my AOL Journal, over there in my links. Please feel free to avail yourselves of it as much — or as little — as you choose.
Santorum. Santorum. Santorum. There, that should help bring Santorum, the sex-related term, to Google primacy over the gay-act-hating US Senator from Pennsylvania. And, of course, it couldn’t happen to a nicer gay-act-hating sort of guy.
Having said that, the Santorum Shot is a truly disturbing drink idea.
Let’s just say Santa has his “nice” list, his “naughty” list, and his “get a visit from the collection elves” list. I leave it to you to decide which list the bear was on.