If I Were a Hammer

Whatwitters

• The only way to explain how slowly this plane is emptying is that everyone on this plane is secret sloth or tortoise. 1 hour ago
• On the ground in Phoenix. Guessing I will get rid of this sweatshirt very soon. 1 hour ago
• This article on @io9, referencing an article on @locusmag, referencing a book of mine: io9.com/why-publishers… 2 hours ago
• I am just glad I am not in the thrall of that demon Nicotine, he said, quaffing his Coke Zero. 2 hours ago
• A woman in my aisle smoking an eCig. Pretty sure that's not something they allow. Gremlin on the wing waggling its finger at her. 2 hours ago
• You know what you don't see on planes anymore? Those phones in the back of the seats. Also: Toenail clippers. 3 hours ago
• RT @RT_Magazine: RT's Elisa & Regina got around to chatting about the SF panel at #RT13: bit.ly/12SHx9A @sarah_zettel @bethrevis @p… 3 hours ago
• RT @cmpriest: Don't forget - spotlight/interview with yours truly, room 104b at noon! Watch me make a fool of myself! (Virtually guaranteed… 4 hours ago
• PEOPLE OF EARTH: I AM IN THE SKY. Please gaze upward and wave. 4 hours ago
• RT @blakecharlton: My op-ed "Defining my Dyslexia" is the #1 most emailed & #15 most viewed article in the @nytimes! nytimes.com/2013/05/23/opi… 5 hours ago