Daily Archives: February 28, 2005

The Winner of the “Let’s Mock Scalzi” Contest, And Other Odds and Ends

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Krissy decided that she was the only one in the house qualified to judge who was mocking me the best in the little contest I held the other day, so after much pensive deliberation (see above), Krissy has named “CB” as the winner. The winning entry is as thus (and yes, the typos are intentional):

Interesting review of OMW in this months Geriatrics Health newsletter. (link)

“Scalzi’s ‘Old Mans War’ is stimulating enough to to guarantee two movements a day”…”Makes getting old sound fun!”

I haven’t been paying too much attention to how OMW is selling but it is interesting to note that twenty minutes after that review in the GH newletter, my Amazon sales ranking went up 0.0864 percent. Also, even though I haven’t done much research into this but I do know that at this stage in its publication history, OMW is 5.26 percent more successfull then Heinlein’s Starship Troopers. Anyway, time to go back to no worrying about the continuing success of OMW.

Yeah, I have to agree, that’s a pretty scary likeness. Krissy also thought well of the entries offered up by Dan, Soni, Tim Pratt, RG and Dan Alvarez. I myself was taken by Jeff Porten’s entry, in which “I” was revealed to be a 50-something schmoe from Brooklyn. Hey, it could happen.

Anyway, “CB,” drop me an e-mail with your physical address and I’ll send out that advance reader’s copy of Agent to the Stars. And thanks everyone for playing along. You were all delightfully cruel.

Now let me speak truth to CB’s wicked parody by noting some various book news.

1. Subterranean Press tells me that as of about 7pm tonight, Agent to the Stars is officially their best-selling direct sales book for February. Not bad for less than a day’s worth of sales. You guys rock. Thank you.

2. The first foreign rights sale for Old Man’s War is now a done deal, so I can tell you where it’s for: Russia. That’s right, OMW is gonna get all Cyrillic on you. I don’t know when the official release date will be (or for that matter, why those of you who don’t speak Russian would care one way or another), but I do know I’m looking forward to getting my hands on a copy. I am mildly curious as to what the cover art will be — whether they’ll license the art from Donato or come up with their own thing. I guess we’ll see. My agent tells me there’s interest in other foreign markets as well; if anything happens, of course I’ll mention it here.

3. Speaking of Donato, it looks pretty good that he’ll be on board to do the cover for The Ghost Brigades; I’ve just sent him some notes for cover art ideas and hopefully he’ll be able to do something with them.

4. I’m told that Old Man’s War is headed for a third printing. That’s pretty good news.

5. My cat’s breath smells like cat food. Well, it does.

That’s where I am at the moment.

The Winner of the “Let’s Mock Scalzi” Contest, And Other Odds and Ends

kposer.jpg

Krissy decided that she was the only one in the house qualified to judge who was mocking me the best in the little contest I held the other day, so after much pensive deliberation (see above), Krissy has named “CB” as the winner. The winning entry is as thus (and yes, the typos are intentional):

Interesting review of OMW in this months Geriatrics Health newsletter. (link)

“Scalzi’s ‘Old Mans War’ is stimulating enough to to guarantee two movements a day”…”Makes getting old sound fun!”

I haven’t been paying too much attention to how OMW is selling but it is interesting to note that twenty minutes after that review in the GH newletter, my Amazon sales ranking went up 0.0864 percent. Also, even though I haven’t done much research into this but I do know that at this stage in its publication history, OMW is 5.26 percent more successfull then Heinlein’s Starship Troopers. Anyway, time to go back to no worrying about the continuing success of OMW.

Yeah, I have to agree, that’s a pretty scary likeness. Krissy also thought well of the entries offered up by Dan, Soni, Tim Pratt, RG and Dan Alvarez. I myself was taken by Jeff Porten’s entry, in which “I” was revealed to be a 50-something schmoe from Brooklyn. Hey, it could happen.

Anyway, “CB,” drop me an e-mail with your physical address and I’ll send out that advance reader’s copy of Agent to the Stars. And thanks everyone for playing along. You were all delightfully cruel.

Now let me speak truth to CB’s wicked parody by noting some various book news.

1. Subterranean Press tells me that as of about 7pm tonight, Agent to the Stars is officially their best-selling direct sales book for February. Not bad for less than a day’s worth of sales. You guys rock. Thank you.

2. The first foreign rights sale for Old Man’s War is now a done deal, so I can tell you where it’s for: Russia. That’s right, OMW is gonna get all Cyrillic on you. I don’t know when the official release date will be (or for that matter, why those of you who don’t speak Russian would care one way or another), but I do know I’m looking forward to getting my hands on a copy. I am mildly curious as to what the cover art will be — whether they’ll license the art from Donato or come up with their own thing. I guess we’ll see. My agent tells me there’s interest in other foreign markets as well; if anything happens, of course I’ll mention it here.

3. Speaking of Donato, it looks pretty good that he’ll be on board to do the cover for The Ghost Brigades; I’ve just sent him some notes for cover art ideas and hopefully he’ll be able to do something with them.

4. I’m told that Old Man’s War is headed for a third printing. That’s pretty good news.

5. My cat’s breath smells like cat food. Well, it does.

That’s where I am at the moment.

Agent to the Stars — Available for Pre-order

Okay, here’s that big announcement I mentioned the other day:

Subterranean Press is now accepting pre-orders for the limited, signed hardback edition of Agent to the Stars. When you pre-order this book, not only will you be getting a unique collector’s edition of this novel, you’ll also contribute to an excellent cause: Providing games and toys to children’s hospitals all across the United States. And if you pre-order in the next couple of days, you’ll be eligible for an exclusive gift from me and Subterranean Press.

For those of you new to the scene, Agent to the Stars is the first novel I wrote, which I then posted on this Web site for people to read. The entire novel is still available on the site (follow this link), but now those of you who prefer not to read an entire novel staring into a cathode ray tube, or have read it and want your own copy in book form, can get it in a handsome hardback edition that will be limited to no more than 2,000 copies. Once the run is sold out, they’re gone for good.

The book, which will be released in July 2005, comes in two editions:

1. The limited hardback edition, individually signed by yours truly, for $30, and

2. The deluxe, really limited hardback edition, which is leatherbound, signed, lettered and housed in a handcrafted tray case, for $150. Only 26 of these will be available, so if you want one, now’s a fine time to get it.

In addition to my writing, each hardcover of Agent to the Stars comes with an extra treat that I am thrilled beyond words to be able to bring to you: Dust jacket cover art from Mike “Gabriel” Krahulik of Penny Arcade. As most of you know, I’ve been a huge fan of Penny Arcade — and of both Gabe and Tycho — for years, so being able to get Gabe for the cover art is just about the coolest thing ever. I’m fairly certain this is the first book cover Gabe’s done outside the Penny Arcade merchandising arena, so if you needed another excuse to own this as a collectable, there it is.

cp.jpgIn honor of Gabe’s involvement, Bill Schafer, the publisher of Subterranean Press, has decreed that 10% of the cover price of each copy of Agent to the Stars bought from the Subterranean Press online store will be donated to Child’s Play, the charity created by the guys at Penny Arcade. Over the last two years, Child’s Play has distributed over a half million dollars worth of video games, toys and other amusements to children’s hospitals across the US, to make the hospital stays of sick kids less stressful and somewhat more pleasant. I wish I could say that I suggested this to Bill Shafer, but he thought it up on his own; this inspired act of generosity on his part makes me additionally proud to see the novel in book form, and released through Subterranean Press.

And in that spirit, I’m making an additional pledge: If we sell out an entire print run of 2,000 copies of the standard hardback of Agent to the Stars by December 31, 2005, I’ll donate $500 of my own royalties from the book to Child’s Play. Mind you, I fully intend to contribute to Child’s Play anyway, as I’ve done for the last two years. But this will be above and beyond that. It’ll be my way of thanking Gabe for his cover art, and thanking you for buying the book.

Subterranean Press is giving me the honor of announcing the pre-order, and to celebrate I’m doing something special: If you pre-order from the Subterranean Store today or tomorrow (2/28/05 or 3/1/05), leave the following note in the comments field of the order form: “I came here from the Whatever.” Folks who do so will receive an exclusive gift from me and Subterranean. And what is this gift? Oh, just you wait. It’ll be my way of thanking you for getting your order in early. The book is also available for pre-order on Amazon, but if you pre-order from Amazon, you won’t be eligible for this special offer and Child’s Play won’t get its 10%. So if you’re going to pre-order, the Subterranean site is the way to go.

I’m very excited about Agent to the Stars finally becoming a real book, as you can imagine. I hope you will be, too.

Agent to the Stars — Available for Pre-order

Okay, here’s that big announcement I mentioned the other day:

Subterranean Press is now accepting pre-orders for the limited, signed hardback edition of Agent to the Stars. When you pre-order this book, not only will you be getting a unique collector’s edition of this novel, you’ll also contribute to an excellent cause: Providing games and toys to children’s hospitals all across the United States. And if you pre-order in the next couple of days, you’ll be eligible for an exclusive gift from me and Subterranean Press.

For those of you new to the scene, Agent to the Stars is the first novel I wrote, which I then posted on this Web site for people to read. The entire novel is still available on the site (follow this link), but now those of you who prefer not to read an entire novel staring into a cathode ray tube, or have read it and want your own copy in book form, can get it in a handsome hardback edition that will be limited to no more than 2,000 copies. Once the run is sold out, they’re gone for good.

The book, which will be released in July 2005, comes in two editions:

1. The limited hardback edition, individually signed by yours truly, for $30, and

2. The deluxe, really limited hardback edition, which is leatherbound, signed, lettered and housed in a handcrafted tray case, for $150. Only 26 of these will be available, so if you want one, now’s a fine time to get it.

In addition to my writing, each hardcover of Agent to the Stars comes with an extra treat that I am thrilled beyond words to be able to bring to you: Dust jacket cover art from Mike “Gabriel” Krahulik of Penny Arcade. As most of you know, I’ve been a huge fan of Penny Arcade — and of both Gabe and Tycho — for years, so being able to get Gabe for the cover art is just about the coolest thing ever. I’m fairly certain this is the first book cover Gabe’s done outside the Penny Arcade merchandising arena, so if you needed another excuse to own this as a collectable, there it is.

cp.jpgIn honor of Gabe’s involvement, Bill Schafer, the publisher of Subterranean Press, has decreed that 10% of the cover price of each copy of Agent to the Stars bought from the Subterranean Press online store will be donated to Child’s Play, the charity created by the guys at Penny Arcade. Over the last two years, Child’s Play has distributed over a half million dollars worth of video games, toys and other amusements to children’s hospitals across the US, to make the hospital stays of sick kids less stressful and somewhat more pleasant. I wish I could say that I suggested this to Bill Shafer, but he thought it up on his own; this inspired act of generosity on his part makes me additionally proud to see the novel in book form, and released through Subterranean Press.

And in that spirit, I’m making an additional pledge: If we sell out an entire print run of 2,000 copies of the standard hardback of Agent to the Stars by December 31, 2005, I’ll donate $500 of my own royalties from the book to Child’s Play. Mind you, I fully intend to contribute to Child’s Play anyway, as I’ve done for the last two years. But this will be above and beyond that. It’ll be my way of thanking Gabe for his cover art, and thanking you for buying the book.

Subterranean Press is giving me the honor of announcing the pre-order, and to celebrate I’m doing something special: If you pre-order from the Subterranean Store today or tomorrow (2/28/05 or 3/1/05), leave the following note in the comments field of the order form: “I came here from the Whatever.” Folks who do so will receive an exclusive gift from me and Subterranean. And what is this gift? Oh, just you wait. It’ll be my way of thanking you for getting your order in early. The book is also available for pre-order on Amazon, but if you pre-order from Amazon, you won’t be eligible for this special offer and Child’s Play won’t get its 10%. So if you’re going to pre-order, the Subterranean site is the way to go.

I’m very excited about Agent to the Stars finally becoming a real book, as you can imagine. I hope you will be, too.