According to this thing, the Whatever is worth $501,876.06, based on price AOL paid for the various Weblogs, Inc. properties back in the day. Yes, and if I had vested and sold all my AOL stock in 2000, I would be a millionaire now. Money is fun when it’s imaginary and pointless.
Now I’m off. If I don’t finish this chapter today, I’m going to slit my own goddamn throat. See you tomorrow.