Me (to Krissy): Hey, sweetheart, what would you do if someone decided to try to grope you in public?
Krissy: I think it depends.
Me: On what?
Krissy: Well, the pinky is the easiest finger to break, but breaking someone’s thumb hurts them more.
Me: There’s a broken finger involved in any event, though.
Krissy: A fractured finger, at the very least.