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	<title>Comments on: The Winner of the &#8220;Why I Deserve an &#8216;Android&#8217;s Dream&#8217; ARC&#8221; Contest</title>
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	<description>I FORGET WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR</description>
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		<title>By: Chang</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2006/09/26/the-winner-of-the-why-i-deserve-an-androids-dream-arc-contest/#comment-87940</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Chang]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, the guy had a kid!  So it&#039;;s like the had two prizes.  it&#039;s hard to feel grudgeful when the baby is that cute.  grumble grumble - awwwwwww!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, the guy had a kid!  So it&#8217;;s like the had two prizes.  it&#8217;s hard to feel grudgeful when the baby is that cute.  grumble grumble &#8211; awwwwwww!</p>
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		<title>By: Chang</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2006/09/26/the-winner-of-the-why-i-deserve-an-androids-dream-arc-contest/#comment-87941</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Chang]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, the guy had a kid!  So it&#039;;s like the had two prizes.  it&#039;s hard to feel grudgeful when the baby is that cute.  grumble grumble - awwwwwww!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, the guy had a kid!  So it&#8217;;s like the had two prizes.  it&#8217;s hard to feel grudgeful when the baby is that cute.  grumble grumble &#8211; awwwwwww!</p>
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		<title>By: That Neil Guy</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2006/09/26/the-winner-of-the-why-i-deserve-an-androids-dream-arc-contest/#comment-87939</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[That Neil Guy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 19:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I almost hesitate to add this out of fear for my growing family (after reading some of the stuff above) but here is a link to a photo of my two newest children...

http://profilesincuteness.blogspot.com/2006/09/we-won.html
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I almost hesitate to add this out of fear for my growing family (after reading some of the stuff above) but here is a link to a photo of my two newest children&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://profilesincuteness.blogspot.com/2006/09/we-won.html" rel="nofollow">http://profilesincuteness.blogspot.com/2006/09/we-won.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: Nathan</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2006/09/26/the-winner-of-the-why-i-deserve-an-androids-dream-arc-contest/#comment-87938</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nathan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actually, I meant dough....for the pie.  But I mispelled it.

Now THAT&#039;S irony. (or is that Flintstones vitamins?)
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, I meant dough&#8230;.for the pie.  But I mispelled it.</p>
<p>Now THAT&#8217;S irony. (or is that Flintstones vitamins?)</p>
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		<title>By: Gwen</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gwen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wouldn&#039;t that be &quot;D&#039;oh&quot;? :P
I&#039;m all a-tremble thinking about the possible mispellings* in my previous post and this, as the Irony** Gods eagerly await Internet grammar-and-spelling corrections, for obvious reasons.

*It was at exactly this point in the sentence that I realized that I misspelled the word &quot;misspelled&quot; in the previous post and was mid-word in misspelling the word &quot;misspelling&quot; in this post. The Irony** Gods have outdone themselves this time. (I am leaving the asterisked misspelling in for a sacrifice to them. Much less painless than self-defenestration.)

**Yeah, I know, there are all those pedantic people who insist that I&#039;m misusing the word &quot;irony.&quot; I don&#039;t care. Everyone else &quot;misuses&quot; the word this way, and even the pedants contradict each other (one site declared that dramatic irony wasn&#039;t, while the site that linked to it said that it was...), so, phooey to them.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wouldn&#8217;t that be &#8220;D&#8217;oh&#8221;? :P<br />
I&#8217;m all a-tremble thinking about the possible mispellings* in my previous post and this, as the Irony** Gods eagerly await Internet grammar-and-spelling corrections, for obvious reasons.</p>
<p>*It was at exactly this point in the sentence that I realized that I misspelled the word &#8220;misspelled&#8221; in the previous post and was mid-word in misspelling the word &#8220;misspelling&#8221; in this post. The Irony** Gods have outdone themselves this time. (I am leaving the asterisked misspelling in for a sacrifice to them. Much less painless than self-defenestration.)</p>
<p>**Yeah, I know, there are all those pedantic people who insist that I&#8217;m misusing the word &#8220;irony.&#8221; I don&#8217;t care. Everyone else &#8220;misuses&#8221; the word this way, and even the pedants contradict each other (one site declared that dramatic irony wasn&#8217;t, while the site that linked to it said that it was&#8230;), so, phooey to them.</p>
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		<title>By: Nathan</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nathan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 17:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
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out......Doh!!!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>out&#8230;&#8230;Doh!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Nathan</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2006/09/26/the-winner-of-the-why-i-deserve-an-androids-dream-arc-contest/#comment-87936</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nathan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 17:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
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out......Doh!!!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>out&#8230;&#8230;Doh!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Nathan</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2006/09/26/the-winner-of-the-why-i-deserve-an-androids-dream-arc-contest/#comment-87934</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nathan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 17:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-Blushing with embarassment-

As atonement, I&#039;ll demonstrate self-defenestration.

But I&#039;m only gonna do it from the basement window.  Its half above and half below grade.  I may get some road-rash from the gravel there, but I shouldn&#039;t break anything.

I&#039;m hoping that this singular act will cause someone to coin a new word meaning &quot;one who tosses himself out of a lower floor window while thinking of schadefreude pie as an act of atonement for misspelling on blogs&quot;.  You never know when such a word might be required again.

And Gwen, I was apologizing for misspelling congratulations.  Thanks for pointing our my other deficiencies. LOL
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>-Blushing with embarassment-</p>
<p>As atonement, I&#8217;ll demonstrate self-defenestration.</p>
<p>But I&#8217;m only gonna do it from the basement window.  Its half above and half below grade.  I may get some road-rash from the gravel there, but I shouldn&#8217;t break anything.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m hoping that this singular act will cause someone to coin a new word meaning &#8220;one who tosses himself out of a lower floor window while thinking of schadefreude pie as an act of atonement for misspelling on blogs&#8221;.  You never know when such a word might be required again.</p>
<p>And Gwen, I was apologizing for misspelling congratulations.  Thanks for pointing our my other deficiencies. LOL</p>
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		<title>By: Gwen</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2006/09/26/the-winner-of-the-why-i-deserve-an-androids-dream-arc-contest/#comment-87933</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gwen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations!
--she said, almost strangling on the word--but it was necessary, because it was possible that for the next ARC contest the Bacon-Taping God of Unhealthy Pie would search the archives to see who was a poor sport losing last time. Still, she would remember That Neil Guy if ever their paths crossed in the meatworld.

On a lighter note, there&#039;s something funny about mispelling &quot;cheer&quot; and &quot;Niel&quot; but not &quot;schadenfreude&quot; or &quot;defenestration.&quot; Perhaps you really wanted to type &quot;take&quot; instead of &quot;cheer&quot; (as in &quot;take him on in a fight to the death&quot;) and &quot;Nathan&quot; instead of &quot;Neil&quot;?
Whom or what would you defenestrate? The pie, That Neil Guy, yourself? And how far up would the window be?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congratulations!<br />
&#8211;she said, almost strangling on the word&#8211;but it was necessary, because it was possible that for the next ARC contest the Bacon-Taping God of Unhealthy Pie would search the archives to see who was a poor sport losing last time. Still, she would remember That Neil Guy if ever their paths crossed in the meatworld.</p>
<p>On a lighter note, there&#8217;s something funny about mispelling &#8220;cheer&#8221; and &#8220;Niel&#8221; but not &#8220;schadenfreude&#8221; or &#8220;defenestration.&#8221; Perhaps you really wanted to type &#8220;take&#8221; instead of &#8220;cheer&#8221; (as in &#8220;take him on in a fight to the death&#8221;) and &#8220;Nathan&#8221; instead of &#8220;Neil&#8221;?<br />
Whom or what would you defenestrate? The pie, That Neil Guy, yourself? And how far up would the window be?</p>
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		<title>By: Nathan</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2006/09/26/the-winner-of-the-why-i-deserve-an-androids-dream-arc-contest/#comment-87931</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nathan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 15:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
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Oops...sloppy spelling!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oops&#8230;sloppy spelling!</p>
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