Let’s say that you are struck with the need to relieve your bladder, as so many people are this time of year. You go to the bathroom, only to find the dog first in the active process of drinking from the toilet bowl, and then looking up at you as if to say “do you mind? I’m drinking here.”
So: Do you use the toilet?
My answer: No, because a) we have more than the one bathroom, and b) pissing into the toilet the dog’s been drinking out of, right after she’s done having a swig, just kinda seems too desperately alpha male to me, you know? Maybe that’s me.
Your thoughts? Clearly, this is an important question.