Athena: Let’s play “Questions.”
Me: What’s that?
Athena: It’s a game where you ask me questions. Duh.
Me: All right. What is the meaning of life?
Athena: The meaning of life is to live life.
Me: Huh. Well, I guess that’s as good an answer as any.
Athena: Yes. What, did you expect me not to get that one? (rolls eyes)