What? The FBI using the Patriot Act as cover to illegally obtain personal information on Americans? How could that possibly be?
What? Newt Gingrich was having an extramarital affair while he was up in arms about Monica Lewinsky? I’m shocked!
What? My fluffy adorable cat a vicious carnivore who disemboweled a rodent and left its bloody remains in my garage? The horror!
Clearly, a day of disillusionment all the way around. I may never trust my government, or my cat, again.
I think I need to lie down.