Off to San Diego

I’m about to head out the door to catch a flight to San Diego. Won’t the flight be surprised! Posting will likely be spotty here for the next few days.

In the absence of actual content, I present you with anagrams for my book titles.

Old Man’s War
ALMOND WARS
MAD SNARL, OW
DAMN WARS, LO!
RANDOM LAWS
ONWARD SLAM
DARN, MA! OWLS!
WARN AS MOLD

The Ghost Brigades
GATHER BIDETS, HOGS!
BAD TOGETHER, SIGHS
BIGHEARTED GHOSTS
BRASH GEODE TIGHTS
EGGHEADS BOTH STIR
EGAD! BIGOTS THRESH!
EARTH’S GOB SIGHTED

The Last Colony
LEACH LOTS, TONY!
SNOOTY HELLCAT
LO! STONY CHALET!
COOLANT ETHYLS
HOLY COLA TENTS
LACY HELOTS? NOT!
HOT LONELY CATS

Agent to the Stars
GAS THREATENS TOT
THE SNOT SAGE, TART
THE TORT SAGS? NEAT!
TASTE OTHER ANGST
STOATS RAG THE NET
TARTS NAG THE TOES
AGHAST! ROTTENEST!

The Android’s Dream
MATADORS HINDERED
HANDMAID RESTORED
A STARDOM, HINDERED
SHORTENED ID DRAMA
RAMRODDED SAINT, EH?
DAMN REDHEADS RIOT
ODDEST HARRIED MAN

Yeah, sorry. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Comments

  1. Jon Marcus says:

    How long have you been saving those up??

  2. John Scalzi says:

    All my life, Jon. All my life.

  3. hugh57 says:

    The Android’s Dream

    HANDMAID RESTORED

    So TAD was not only an homage to Philip K. Dick, but Margaret Atwood, as well? :)

  4. Anonymous says:

    Too much time of your hands?

  5. Christian says:

    “Agent to the Stars”

    ….GAS THREATENS TOT

    Priceless!

  6. Ron Hogan says:

    I’m sure I’m not the only SF fan who would buy a book called DAMN REDHEADS RIOT sight unseen.

  7. Honu-girl says:

    Being a redhead, I would definitely buy DAMN REDHEADS RIOT, sight unseen, because, well, we do riot, damnit!

    (We’re also an alien species who will eventually take over the world, but that’s a different topic…)

  8. Say, Scalzi, since the date of the tour approaches with ever flightful feet, what name did you ever decide on to call the tour?

  9. critter42 says:

    “HOT LONELY CATS”

    Sigh…as a jury member for a local SF/F literary award, I have read WAY too many stories that could easily have had this title.

  10. Pat J says:

    DAMN REDHEADS RIOT would also be an awesome name for a rock band.

  11. Hibryd says:

    Damn! Someone beat me to the Dave Barry reference. I was going to say “Taste Other Angst” or “Holy Cola Tents” for band names.

  12. Given the plot, I think “GAS THREATENS TOT” would have been a better name for The Android’s Dream.

    Clearly a glitch in the anagram generator (please, please, please tell me you used an anagram generator, and you didn’t spend hours coming up with all of these on your own…)

  13. Old Man’s War = A Man’s World. There’s also “lama drowns” and “sandal worm”.

    YMMV. A lot, probably.

  14. The Last Colony = Call to Honesty

    Stealth colony, stealthy colon. Shot lonely cat. Call to thy nose! Scanty hell, too.

    The salt colony?

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