To commemorate my pal Kevin Stampfl’s birthday, it being today, allow me to present to you a video from one of his favorite bands in high school: Marillion, featuring the lead singer named Fish, who as you will see in this video had perhaps the worst hair of any working rock n’ roller in the 80s:
I mean, seriously: Stringy, wispy combover hair? With a bald spot and a rat-tail? Yes, that’s the way to charm the ladies. That and having the nickname “Fish.” On the other hand, the dude’s fiancee is pretty damn cute, so, clearly, what do I know.
In any event: Happy Birthday, Kevin! See you soon.