Whatwitters

• The people in the hotel room next to me seem determined to prove there is a direct correlation between loud and stupid. 15 minutes ago
• RT @opattyg: Meatfest at Durants, a Phx classic, W/the cabal @scalzi & @BrandSanderson. Managed to get our fave authors back in 1 piece. #P… 16 minutes ago
• RT @MacmillanEvents: Don't miss it! You can catch John @scalzi reading at @poisonedpen 5PM today via livestream: new.livestream.com/poisonedpen/Th… @to… 12 hours ago
• "Duckface Selfie" is the name of my next band. 22 hours ago
• . @BilliamJ Like I have job security. 1 day ago
• The only way to explain how slowly this plane is emptying is that everyone on this plane is secret sloth or tortoise. 1 day ago
• On the ground in Phoenix. Guessing I will get rid of this sweatshirt very soon. 1 day ago
• This article on @io9, referencing an article on @locusmag, referencing a book of mine: io9.com/why-publishers… 1 day ago
• I am just glad I am not in the thrall of that demon Nicotine, he said, quaffing his Coke Zero. 1 day ago
• A woman in my aisle smoking an eCig. Pretty sure that's not something they allow. Gremlin on the wing waggling its finger at her. 1 day ago