Acquiescing to the Inevitable Requests

Here you go:

Now let us never speak of it again.

Comments

  1. Jeff Hentosz says:

    Whuh? A … cat-book? I don’t get it.

  2. That does not look like a happy cat.

  3. Mary Kay says:

    Oh god. I just made everyone in the coffeeshop stare at me by laughing very loudly. And it’s All Your Fault.

    MKK

  4. lizcase says:

    wow. That is one pissed off kitty.

    Dude. You ROCK! I am so glad you be back on the interwebs.

  5. annalee flower horne says:

    oh heavens is it good to have the Whatever back (I came to this conclusion yesterday, so it’s not just the cat picture. Honest).

    So my question: Is placing a book on the cat one of those consensus-based household decisions that requires consulting your partner in householding, or does that only apply when objects actually get attached to the cat?

  6. Jaysus! Glarlgebargle looks super-pissed…

  7. MWT says:

    You forgot to include a Coke Zero can.

    Is it always Her Beauteousness because Lopsided is too smart to ever sit still for these things?

  8. Tumbleweed says:

    I think, to be super-accurate here, that should really be a bacon book on a cat BOOK, not on a cat. But “whatever”. :)

  9. Carol Elaine says:

    Chang who is not Chang is going to be annoyed that there’s more book than Her Beauteousness.

    Personally I wouldn’t be surprised if the book became shredded book strips after that photo. Sleeping tonight would be ill-advised.

  10. Tania says:

    ::facepalms, shakes head::

    What have I done? Thank goodness I finally have my own office again, and I can snort in peace and privacy.

  11. Terry Austin says:

    I hope you realize that cat understands how you have humiliated it. They always do, you know.

  12. Shayera says:

    That cat is going to kill you.
    Or vomit in your favorite shoes in the middle of the night.

  13. Omaha Lisa says:

    Man…. last time I saw a cat that pi$$ed, she was wearing a headband that my daughter put on her.

    I warned my daughter not to take that picture…..

    Next thing I know, I’m hearing “MOMMY!!!! MAKE HER STOP!!!!! MAKE HER STOP!!!!!

    The usually even tempered Siamese was doing the booty scratch across her bedspread.

  14. Thena says:

    That is so totally the “YOU woke me up for THIS??” cat face.

  15. Christian says:

    Meh…

    Where is the John Scalzi I once knew and love?

    There used to be TAPE, and bacon, and cats.

    I feel cheated that the book is not taped to the cat. It was never “Bacon Placed On a Cat”, it was TAPED!

  16. Jeff Beeler says:

    Now let us never speak of it again.

    John, you should be so lucky.

  17. Johan Larson says:

    Stale joke. Do not want.

  18. O Great Scalzi, what a wonderful picture of The Beauteous Ghlaghghee. Her Beautiful Sapphire Eyes, Her Glowing Inner Radiance softly illuminating Her Burgundy Throne… Is that actually a halo? The Executive Committee believes it is.

    You have made up for your poor offering several days ago. Keep up the good work, and you may yet receive another Seal of Approval Award from The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club.

    The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

  19. Lauren says:

    The book looks interesting. Bacon is always interesting. But you’ve got a fluffy, annoyed cat in the picture. If you take the same picture substituting the Wonderful Kodi for the annoyed cat, it would be a happy, bouncy, picture, because dogs like attention and a book about bacon is sort of like having real bacon to eat.

    I shall not speak of smoked cured pork products in conjunction with annoyed fluffy cats again. I can take a hint.

  20. Nikitta says:

    A picture of your cat is always good – with or without bacon. Then again; it’s silly how much pictures of cats can cheer me up.

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