Hey, Steve Burnap

Please send me an e-mail, won’t you?

Don’t worry, it’s nothing horrible. And I’m not going to ask you for money. Or a kidney. Today.

Comments

  1. I’m not going to ask you for money. Or a kidney

    But I do have a large amount of money I’m trying to get out of a certain West African nation and I need your help…

  2. Shawn Powers says:

    Hey Steve, did you know that Burnap spelled backwards is Panrub?

    I just thought you’d want to know, because that’s pretty cool. Much cooler than my initials backwards being, “PMS” — which they are. No, I don’t want to talk about it.

  3. Jamie Bowden says:

    The cake is a lie.

  4. Dan says:

    The cake is definitely a lie. It’s pastry prevarication.

    Oh! And my initials backward are PAD. I’m cool that way.

  5. Jim:
    You are a truly funny dude! :)

    Scalzi:
    I t is funny that you are looking for him. I just opened a fortune cookie and there was a message from him! It says “HELP! I AM BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN A CHINEESE LAUNDRYMAT”
    However the name and address of the laundymat was not stated..
    Sorry.

  6. Steve Burnap says:

    Sorry. No kidneys left.

    Er…anything else?

  7. John Scalzi says:

    Well, I do love me a good spleen.

  8. Sean L. says:

    You know, you’re now 5th most googled for Steve Burnap.

    Grats.

  9. Steve Burnap says:

    Oh great. Now people are googling me.

    Can I retroactively rename myself Steve Smith?

  10. Tania says look out for Jim Wright! says:

    Steve – would you want to be known as the real life identity of Red Green?

    My initials are THC. Yeah, I know. Yeah, my parents grew it and smoked it, and it’s not like the plant was illegal or anything.

  11. Patrick M. says:

    You know, it never occurred to me to google Steve Burnap until now. I wonder whatever I shall discover after embarking on this googlourney.

    I’ve learned to expect disgusting porn when googling something from the Whatever…

  12. Steve Burnap says:

    Patrick: believe me, all you’ll find is dorkiness and tedium.

  13. Steve Burnap says:

    Great. After many years of hard google manipulation to ensure that my home page was the first hit for my name, YOU had to go and ruin it for me. :-)

  14. John Scalzi says:

    Oh, dear. Sorry about that.

  15. Steve Burnap says:

    Oh well. I guess it’s time to start spamming sites with links for all your steve burnap needs.

  16. Jeff Hentosz says:

    Cute picture, Steve. Who’s the dude with the beard and glasses?

  17. Steve Burnap says:

    Some riff-raff who wanted a picture with someone important.

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