THEY WERE A LIFETIME TOGETHER
I’m just gonna go ready my Apocalypse Preparedness Kit. Because apparently I’m gonna need it real soon now.
Why, oh why? And how does the cat stand for it? Is it anesthesized and only has its eyes open because its lids were stapled to its eyesocked?
Who was that really white guy on that pale horse that just rode by? Oh wait, what were we talkin’ about?
Dude, cats need club wear too! How else will they blend in at the Cher concert?
Psssh. No worries, brother. It is its own punishment. As I’ve heard happening with Easter grass, within 48 hours of receipt some doof with more money than brains will be gently extracting strands of poo-covered wig hair out of an upset kitty’s bu’hole. And hopefully getting scratched raw to boot.
Dear god, no. All that needs to be paired with is a charming cashmere KittyCoat and the apocalypse would indeed be nigh.
Also I suspect the cat is either drugged or stuffed. I mean, come on, its a cat. If you make it look ridiculous a cat will give you the “You will die in horrible yet unanticipated ways when you least expect it” stare. That cat just looks stoned.
And its ears seem to have been surgically removed. Bleah!
Umm… WTF? I mean, my cats both eat hair. I can’t see a giant wig being a really healthy idea.
I can has XTC?
And there’s nothing ironic about who it is pointing our way to this little sample of odd kittie garb.
Egads, if the cat was wearing it willingly, it’d be a reverse-furry situation. Which is just wrong.
Who am I kidding, the whole thing is wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Now, maybe if kitty had a glow stick necklace/collar, we’d be on to something. Maybe… Raver kitteh? No. No no no no no.
Would it be more acceptable if the wig were made of bacon?
kitties, dammit. Oh, and Scalzi, one word.
Say what you will, but that cat is stylin.
Y’know, now that I’ve thought about it, that picture does look just sinfully fabulous with your wintery background.
Well, at least it’s not as slimy as bacon…
I don’t believe the Kitty Jesus ever walked the Earth telling the feline faithful to turn the other cheek. I believe the cat motto is ‘The Food Ape shall Pay’.
I mean is putting a wig on your cat really worth finding mice guts on your pillow? Or your favorite shirt shredded? And I hope the obviously deluded person who believes himself the ‘owner’ of that cat doesn’t have stairs.
For those who would like to see photos of the canine counterpart just follow the link to an equally insane product website.
I think a dog is even less likely to stand for it than a cat.
Eddie Clark, you mean something like this?
TransDutch, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but at least the cats wigs are way less cheesy than the dog wigs.
Then again, the proprietors of both stores should be properly punished by their pets. With lots of scratches bathed in lemon juice.
Do these count as merkins?
Thank you! Thank you! I do all my own stunts!
Oh and the picture is so NSFW (to link to the previous Susie Bright Entry).
Now I just need a pimp comment and I’ll make the Whatever trifecta today!
Needs a glowstick and pacifier.
Is this the advent of the inverse furry?
Well now, I do know a dog who would love an assortment of wigs, as he begs to have his owner (a ten year old) put her doll’s wigs on him, literally. He’d wear the clothes if he could, too.
But cats? And she wants HOW much for those things?! I think that’s the worst. If I can get a decent wig that’s cut much better from Amphigory for $30, why would I pay $50 for THAT?!
Pot. Kettle. Bacon.
Every day I wake up to the hope that the human race isn’t just a blight on the universe. And every day I go to bed convinced that it is.
Damn. someone beat me to making the (probably obvious) baconwig comment.
Wow, if I ever tried to put a wig on my cat I they would find my horribly mauled corpse 3 days later when the neighbors starting complaining about the smell…
That is almost as bad as taping some bacon to a cat. No, honestly, I heard some guy on the internet did that.
No one would do something than inane. Stop lying on my site.
Oh no, the shame of it. Blue is so last season.
Kitty isn’t stoned. Kitty is embarrassed ;)
Forget it, John — we have pictures!
The, uh, “model” is a cat named, and I am not making this up, Chicken.
The picture with her wearing the pink wig makes her look even more stoned. Someone’s been hitting the catnip a little hard…
I know it’s wrong, but I think I want one for Christmas. I can just see my bf giving me that look now as I take pictures and video of his cats with wigs…
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