More Proof We As a Culture Have Come to the Very Ends of Our Rope

Kitty Wigs.

I’m just gonna go ready my Apocalypse Preparedness Kit. Because apparently I’m gonna need it real soon now.

Comments

  1. Sara Genge says:

    Why, oh why? And how does the cat stand for it? Is it anesthesized and only has its eyes open because its lids were stapled to its eyesocked?

  2. Who was that really white guy on that pale horse that just rode by? Oh wait, what were we talkin’ about?

  3. Angelle says:

    Dude, cats need club wear too! How else will they blend in at the Cher concert?

  4. Jeff Hentosz says:

    Psssh. No worries, brother. It is its own punishment. As I’ve heard happening with Easter grass, within 48 hours of receipt some doof with more money than brains will be gently extracting strands of poo-covered wig hair out of an upset kitty’s bu’hole. And hopefully getting scratched raw to boot.

  5. Eddie Clark says:

    Dear god, no. All that needs to be paired with is a charming cashmere KittyCoat and the apocalypse would indeed be nigh.

    Also I suspect the cat is either drugged or stuffed. I mean, come on, its a cat. If you make it look ridiculous a cat will give you the “You will die in horrible yet unanticipated ways when you least expect it” stare. That cat just looks stoned.

  6. Anne C. says:

    And its ears seem to have been surgically removed. Bleah!

  7. Umm… WTF? I mean, my cats both eat hair. I can’t see a giant wig being a really healthy idea.

  8. Patrick M. says:

    I can has XTC?

  9. Nathan says:

    And there’s nothing ironic about who it is pointing our way to this little sample of odd kittie garb.

  10. Tania who loves her kities, but is horrified. says:

    Egads, if the cat was wearing it willingly, it’d be a reverse-furry situation. Which is just wrong.

    Who am I kidding, the whole thing is wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

    Now, maybe if kitty had a glow stick necklace/collar, we’d be on to something. Maybe… Raver kitteh? No. No no no no no.

  11. harmfulguy says:

    Would it be more acceptable if the wig were made of bacon?

  12. Tania who can spell, really, she can says:

    kitties, dammit. Oh, and Scalzi, one word.

    DEADLINE

    ::cough::

  13. Karen says:

    Say what you will, but that cat is stylin.

  14. Jeff Hentosz says:

    Y’know, now that I’ve thought about it, that picture does look just sinfully fabulous with your wintery background.

  15. Well, at least it’s not as slimy as bacon…

  16. Brett L says:

    I don’t believe the Kitty Jesus ever walked the Earth telling the feline faithful to turn the other cheek. I believe the cat motto is ‘The Food Ape shall Pay’.

    I mean is putting a wig on your cat really worth finding mice guts on your pillow? Or your favorite shirt shredded? And I hope the obviously deluded person who believes himself the ‘owner’ of that cat doesn’t have stairs.

  17. TransDutch says:

    For those who would like to see photos of the canine counterpart just follow the link to an equally insane product website.

    I think a dog is even less likely to stand for it than a cat.

  18. Carol Elaine says:

    Eddie Clark, you mean something like this?

    TransDutch, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but at least the cats wigs are way less cheesy than the dog wigs.

    Then again, the proprietors of both stores should be properly punished by their pets. With lots of scratches bathed in lemon juice.

  19. Huh.

    Do these count as merkins?

    Thank you! Thank you! I do all my own stunts!

    Oh and the picture is so NSFW (to link to the previous Susie Bright Entry).

    Now I just need a pimp comment and I’ll make the Whatever trifecta today!

  20. Jon H says:

    Needs a glowstick and pacifier.

    Is this the advent of the inverse furry?

  21. Julia says:

    Well now, I do know a dog who would love an assortment of wigs, as he begs to have his owner (a ten year old) put her doll’s wigs on him, literally. He’d wear the clothes if he could, too.

    But cats? And she wants HOW much for those things?! I think that’s the worst. If I can get a decent wig that’s cut much better from Amphigory for $30, why would I pay $50 for THAT?!

  22. MaryL says:

    Pot. Kettle. Bacon.

  23. Simon Haynes says:

    Every day I wake up to the hope that the human race isn’t just a blight on the universe. And every day I go to bed convinced that it is.

  24. Damn. someone beat me to making the (probably obvious) baconwig comment.

  25. Adama says:

    Wow, if I ever tried to put a wig on my cat I they would find my horribly mauled corpse 3 days later when the neighbors starting complaining about the smell…

  26. Essi says:

    That is almost as bad as taping some bacon to a cat. No, honestly, I heard some guy on the internet did that.

  27. John Scalzi says:

    Essi:

    No one would do something than inane. Stop lying on my site.

  28. rayyy says:

    Oh no, the shame of it. Blue is so last season.

    Kitty isn’t stoned. Kitty is embarrassed ;)

  29. Dr. Phil says:

    Forget it, John — we have pictures!

    Dr. Phil

  30. Tracey C. says:

    The, uh, “model” is a cat named, and I am not making this up, Chicken.

    The picture with her wearing the pink wig makes her look even more stoned. Someone’s been hitting the catnip a little hard…

  31. uhura says:

    I know it’s wrong, but I think I want one for Christmas. I can just see my bf giving me that look now as I take pictures and video of his cats with wigs…

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  33. Matta says:

    Hurda Fiyatlar?

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