I’m getting this a lot today:
Which is not good, because I have a book to write. However, even if the main computer melts down again, I am prepared: The novel is saved in folder shared across the home network and written to every time I save, so I can work on it off my laptop, and besides I mail it to myself after every chapter and save the text to Google Docs. So unless the every computer in the house and the entire Internet dies, I will be able to work on my book. Screw you, Blue Screen of Death! You can’t hurt me anymore!
Oh, yeah, for all you smug Mac bastards about to say something about the blue screen: My Mac’s power source seized up months ago. Right now it’s a big paperweight. So don’t get cocky.