Athena has been busy inventing things, like you do when you’re eight-going-on-nine, and is allowing me to share with you the following invention, called the “Sleeperly 1000,” which is for children who have a difficult time getting to sleep at night.
You start off with your standard kid-sized bed, which Athena has. But then under the notation “Parts I Need,” we have the following:
- A big cage of glass
- Gold colored bars
- Screws that you can push from the inside
- Mini-fan that has an attachment behind it, that’s like a spray bottle
- (Fill spray bottle with sleeping mist. Invent it if it’s not real)
- Have an on-off button for the fan.
Then you put it all together — somehow — and you have the Sleeperly 1000. Guaranteed to get kids to sleep just like that. Athena plans to sell them for $150. Let it not be said she is not ambitious. Or that she doesn’t love her sleep.