Jan 16 2008
Temp Cat™ Requires a Name
Temp Cat™ passed two critical tests in the last 24 hours: The one at the vet that shows he’s free of feline leukemia, and the one here at the Scalzi Compound that shows he knows how to use a litter box and thus can be trusted to stay indoors overnight without pooping on the comforter. He’s now been given his shots (not happy about that) and made a member of the clan. Good for him.
What Temp Cat™ does not have yet, however, is a name. While Krissy has one or two in mind (including, actually, “Temp Cat™”), we thought it might be fun to throw it open to you, the teeming Whatever masses, to see what suggestions you might have. In fact, we’ll make it an official contest, with a prize and everything. And so, I am proud to present:
The Official Name Temp Cat™ Contest!
The rules are simple:
1. The name can’t be obscene (because, dude, we have to call him this name every day, in front of other people).
2. Pick no more than five names and put them all in the same comment. This is to make it easier on us, and to make sure one person doesn’t just reel off a whole bunch of names. Man, that’s not cool.
3. Sometime next week, Krissy will look through the comment thread and see if she likes any of the names more than the names she’s already thinking about. If she does, you win. If she doesn’t, then, well, you’re all out of luck. Sorry.
Easy enough.
What does the winner win? Dunno. How about a book? I have some lying around. We can decide which one when/if you win. I’ll even sign it.
To help you in your naming quest, some data about Temp Cat™: He’s a he, he’s about six months old, about 6 pounds, pushy in a cute way, aggressive without being obnoxious, fairly vocal and pretty active and playful. Black and white, obviously. Eats a lot. Purrs constantly. Is a small carnivore. You know.
All right, get to namin’!
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Dr. Hilarious
Chairman Meow
Fuzzy McFuzzykins, Mayor of Fuzzy Town
Endcat
Irwin
I think “Temp Cat™” is way more awesome than almost any other possible name.
My wife and I talked it over, and our joint recommendation as folks who have lived with cats for 30 years is. . . Temp Cat (TM). The best cat names are expressions of your state of mind and the cat’s personality at the time you meet. I don’t envy your task of picking a new name. It will be difficult to come up with something that equals the charm and wit of Temp Cat (TM).
Lefty Mussolini
I don’t care… anything except “Jonah”.
1. Katze
2. Kater
3. Niner
4. Whip
1. is the German word for cat
2. istthe German word for a male cat
3. has a double meaning, a cat’s nine lives and cat-o’-nine-tails
4. is funny
“foobar”
Common placeholder name (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foobar )
?
As in, Greek letter “Mu”.
Nostradamus
Socrates
Plato
Aristotle
Ramases
Imhotep
See: http://www.geocities.com/heartland/estates/6913/egypt.htm
Maybe you could name the cat Narcissus.
Maybe you could name the cat Elmer.
Or maybe you could name the cat Maybe.
1. Finch
2. Cat #3
3. Temp Cat (TM)
4. Aiden
5. Root
Temp Cat (TM) sounds like a very good name, IMHO.
Kite
1) Guru
2) Ozymandias : you may yet look at it’s “work” and despair …
I’m rather attached to Temp Cat(tm), but if you feel the urge to change, how about “Gort”? He’s in black and white, is menacing, has laser eyes, stares enigmatically, has great invasion skills, and is superior to humans in every way.
I will accept “Klaatu” as a substitute.
‘tude dude
Chitchat
Cisco Cat
iCat
Patrick
Temp Cat ™ really is good.
Otherwise, he looks like a Festus.
By all means retain ‘Temp Cat ™’, but consider also
‘Jellicoe’, ‘Byng’, or ‘Rozhestvenshy’ (because all cats should be named after admirals – it’s amazing how few people know this!)
How about these?
-Gotham
-Euston
-Feedback
-Barnum
-Bixby
Jasper (“dalmatian jasper” is whiteish and black)
or
Obsidian (“snowflake obsidian” is black and grey/white)
Although I rather like Temp Cat as well. Some friends of my had a cat named VK (Visitor Kitty) for years.
PermaCat? since he’s no longer a temp…
Jellicle cat since we’re told that
Jellicle cats are black and white
Jellicle cats are rather small
Jellicle cats are merry and bright
And pleasant to hear when they catterwaul…
Mewtiny
Macro. Mac for short.
Although I like the name TempCat, too, like most of the people above. Does the naming contest mean he’ll be staying?
Glad to hear he’s staying.
Toby.
Clement or Clem.
Gus.
Kennedy.
Javier.
Temp Cat™ seems to be fitting him pretty well, so I’ll add my vote for that. Also Le Carre, as he came in from the cold, didn’t he? And Zod, purely because of the picture above.
I’ll also add that I really like both Gort and ?. (Although shouldn’t that be uppercase, and hence M?)
El Guapo
Temp Cat
Perma Cat
( I really can’t top those, too).
Shmurple
Rumpleteazer
3%17 (really, that’s not a mistype)
Yeti
Snowball
Hershey
Yeah, I still like Temp Cat best. However…
1.) Temp to Perm
2.) Mandibles of Death
3.) Furry Machiavellian Person (which is really the surname of all cats)
4.) Winston Churchill (because, dude, look at that face! He IS Churchill)
5.) Remaindered Cat
1. Homer
2. Arnoldo
3. Jorge
4. Caleb
5. Buddy
1. Argh
2. No Don’t Widdle There.
3. Not There Either.
4. Ouch, Your Claws Hurt.
5. Dave
TC, short for, well, you know…
Did he learn to make that face from Athena? I think I’ve seen that look of utter contempt before on Whatever from a human.
George
Bubba
Interloper (or just ‘loper)
Korean Delicacy <–my cat just attacked my foot.
Sarariman
He became famous when he entered your house…
So how about:
1. Hype
2. Snapshot
3. Cheeky
4. Hunter
5. Fame Cat…
Justice!
Or, possibly, Mitch.
“[Insert Name Here]” sounds pretty good, actually, if you reject “Temp Cat™” on the grounds of, y’know, permanence.
*sigh*
Once again the Whatever readership disappoints, and the Executive Committee of The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club must provide the definitive answer:
Insignificant Reflection of Her Shimmering Radiance
or George for short.
The Executive Committee will clearly win this contest and rather than have yet another signed Scalzi book, would rather have as prize a week of nothing but posted pictures and videos of Magnificent She along with a selection of choice anecdotes.
The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club
I’m kind of partial to human names for cats. And since your 2 other cats have quite unique names, this would be a change of pace…
1. Bernard
2. Bill
3. Ed
4. Harry (heh)
5. Lenny G.
1) Pixel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cat_Who_Walks_Through_Walls)
2) Scratch Fury: Destroyer of Worlds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PvP)
Damn it, Laura already said “Jorge”
Okay,
Oberon
Puck
Patches (come on, so easy)
Mr. Mann (said Mister Man)
Silly Kashvilli
My experience as a cat owner is that cats respond better to names that contain sounds akin to “sh” (as in shut) or “cz” (as in czar), and these are the kind of names I’m looking for when getting a new cat overlord ;)
That being said, I agree with JLowe, in that a cat’s name should reflect your first impression of it. If you want to get rid of the “Temp Cat (TM)” name however, my suggestions would be
Chaplin
Sharpe
Lugoshi
Mashup
I’ll second not-Chang’s suggestion of George, as in “Hug him and squeeze him and name him…”
Also like TempCat, but have to ask if it meets the name criteria of being able to be hollered.
Rorschach
Perry
Fido
1. Takk
2. Heinlein
3. Loki
4. Taz
5. Bob
And considering I already pretty much own all of John’s fiction library and a few nonfic titles, would it be possible to have Joe Hill sign a copy of Heart Shaped Box instead? Just askin’.
1. Lazarus
2. Milton
3. George
4. ENIAC
5. Bacon
Fafhrd (hey, you already have one crazy spelled name, why not another?)
Frakir (you can always hurl him at your enemies in hopes of strangling them!)
Chaka (when the walls fell)
Precious (but you can only call him in Gollum-voice: yessss my Precious, yesssss!)
I also like PermaCat.
Or just C.A.T. (make your own acronyms).
Pounce de Lion, just Pounce for short.
“Cat”, because they don’t come when you call them anyway.
We have cats. I know that look. He’s Mr. Smuggles.
nuff said.
(we have a Phoebe and a Zoe right now)
Sir Nose Devoid of Funk
Not Bacon Cat
Godwin’s Law Cat
Add Caption Cat
Evolooshun Cat
It won’t win me any of the Scalzi ink, but I gotta go with Temp Cat™ as well. The “™” really seals the deal for me. It also give the future potential of threatening that the cat is earning his name if he doesn’t cut it out.
Plus, the cats’ initials would then cumulatively be “GLT” which sounds creepishly close to a certain bacon sandwich. Bacon, of course, being the Scalzi “™” so to speak. (See all this pathetic bantering I’m doing, trying to get bookish goodness without actually doing any work?)
Xylophone.
Oh, and I forgot:
Lieber (Fritz)
Honorable mention, if he were a she:
GLaDOS
My mother knew a couple who’d only let their kids get a cat if they named it after the longest name in the Bible.
I hear, however, they they were eventually allowed to shorten Maher-shalal-hash-baz down to just Maher.
1.) The Master (come on, he looks like a Master!)
2.) Burroughs (has a little look of ol’ William there)
3.) Hayduke (he does look like a Monkey Wrench Gang member, and you can always shorten it to Duke–y’know, subordinate to the Queen of all Fluffiness)
4.) Spork (the obligatory Bacon reference, as well as to those feet and claws as dining implements)
5.) Whatever. Because, after all, he does look like a classic teenager.
Useless
Parasite
(can you tell I’m not fond of cats)
Speaker To Kibble
Angus
Nipsey
Dr. Claw
Tupac
Hank
Since I have a general disdain for cats, I suggest Fodder, as in canon fodder.
Well, if he’s full time, call him Benjamin. Bennie for short.
1. Schrodinger
2. Jeff
3. Eek
4. Rover
5. Anything that starts with “Mr”, “Dr”, or “Captain” also
–Myshkin
–Harpo
–Zeppo
–Gummo
–Groucho
If not “Temp cat” then i might suggest:
Syntax (error)
Panopticon
Android’s Fantasy
Grok (you grok?)
Frak
How about Atari? Or Commodore?
1. Jeff
2. Hentosz
3. Jeff Hentosz
4. TenuredCat®
5. Jeffrey R Hentosz, Cat
1. Enkidu – Gilgamesh’s buddy – and it rolls off the tongue
2. Magni – A son of Thor
3. Scooba – say it: Scooba Scooba Scooba
4. Smacko – another one that rolls off the tongue
5. Zippy – I’ve just always liked Zippy
Underpants
(Hey, some people name their pet “socks”, so why not… plus it’s common knowledge that no one can say “underpants” without smiling)
1. Scooby Nano
2. Max
3. Mr. Fish
4. Bob
5. Sylvester
(I’m not very creative with cat names, I prefer dogs. But for a free book I can’t just not try.)
How about Temp-to-PermCat™?
Failing that, I’m partial to Larry.
Another vote for Temp Cat™. But, since I’m here…
1. Robert Paulson (though I vaguely recall that one may have been suggested by someone already)
2. Relatively symmetrical cat
3. Snarky
4. Snarky McSnark
5. The Final Countdown
I vote Oliver. As in Twist. After all, he’s a foundling taken in to a good home. (I’m speaking of the end of the book, not at all implying that you are the Fagin of stray cats.)
:) ekd
1) Bartleby (as in ‘the Scrivener’ – if a cat’s face says anything, it says “I would prefer not to”)
2) Mort
3) Lovecraft (or, for punnage, H.P. Lovecat)
and on a similar theme, my favourite:
4) Cathulhu
I vote for Merlin.
He just randomly appeared on your doorsteps.
Pixel
Sprite
Function
Variable
Graphic
Or any from this list.
Invader
Intruder
Interloper
Freeloader
Gatecrasher
yeah,
TempCat, because then you can call it Tempe and Tempers in different situations. And those are cute.
Heycat (mine came with a name I dislike, so I call her Heycat mostly)
Lazy
Grumpy
Doofus
But I also like TempCat.
Widget (also a common placeholder word)
Tux
Squishy
Nermal (for when the other cats try to mail him to ABu Dhabi)
Plus Kat
Bob.
Well, I’ve long been a proponent of the fact that cats can have whatever cool name you want, because it’s not as if they’ll come when you call (my three are named “Threnody”, “Hypatia”, and “E Pur si Muove”), so …
1. Anson (as a nod to Unca Bob)
2. and 3. Positron, or Quark–when you consider the qualities of these particles, and the qualities of cats, these two make sense.
4. Mal (which can be a Serenity thing, or it can stand for “Malicious” or “Malodorous” or “Malevolent” …)
5. Tullamore (because he will Dew what he wants to Dew–though one hopes that will stop after he’s neutered)
1. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
2. Hugo Award for Best Fan Writer (or just Hugo for short).
3. I’ll add yet another vote for Tempcat, which really does seem to work nicely.
For ‘whatever’ it’s worth…
Temp Cat™ has my vote simply through the process of it is the name we have all come to know and love him by… (an it’s kinda cool too, gotta story wid it)
Other than that I offer the names of my cats, now gone from us these past many years… that they might live on.
1. “The Genie Johm-B” alt “Johm-B”
A cat we got as a bedgraggled stray also whom Temp Cat™ may be the reincarnation of… seriously)(I can send pix as proof)
B. “Ming The Merciless” alt “Ming”
I had three Ming’s over the years. The last, and greatest of them was, we were told, a Russian Super Blue (IE Russian Blue) but I think he was a Chartreux as he was huge… not fat, HUGE.
Anyhoo… it would be an honor and a real pleasure to know one of those names lived on if one was chosen. I can no longer have cats due to cat hair induced fatal asthma… *sigh*
Phydeaux (fido)
Asimov
Plagerist
Tertius
LOL cat
First, TempCat is a great name. But if that is not to be made permanent, consider Xanadu, just because it’sa cool name. Or Klaatu, as others have suggested. My favorite cat name of all time was Velcro, which was bestowed the 5th time in one day that said cat’s keeper was removing him from the couch one claw at a time. But I still think the best possible name for a Scalzi cat is Sir Francis.
Schedar (pronounced Shaydar)- brightest star in Cassiopia
Lyra
Enheduanna: Sumerian moon priestess, first known author in history
Sargon
Mitth’raw’nuruodo (Thrawn for short) -possibly the most brilliant tactician in fiction
1.) Marvin
2.) Elliott
3.) DaVinci
4.) Mike
5.) Heinlein
I know you may be partial to TempCat… but I was a temp for two years at my job and well, it just sucks not to be permanent.
Krazy Kat
Ollie
Ayatollah
Earless Ozdick
Yukon King
Well, since he has everyone guessing his name, his name is obviously Rumplestiltskin.
Ferrex or Porrex
Eddie McMuzzlepuff
Horatio
Yanoush
1. Skizzle (I don’t know why)
2. Agrinox (combination of “aggravated” and “obnoxious”
3. PermaCat (suggested already, but that’s a great name)
Ghaeydough (Fido)
Gheelicks (Felix)
Ghlasch (Flash)
Zoltan
TempCat Tim
How can you go wrong with TempCat(TM)? It’ll keep him in his place, and let him know who’s boss.
Ack, Jim Winter beat me to Heinlein. So I’m switching that with
5.) Tobias
Fascist Cat.
Schrodinger’s Cat.
Bast The Cat Goddess Demands Human Sacrifice
1. Jonah
2. Temp Cat
3. Goldberg
4. Sir Excellent! (must be said with exclamation!)
5. Vin Diesel, Pony Expert
Maybe you could get another stay, and name them:
Hickory & Dickory
Obin could be a cool name as well.
I like, Mooch, or Freeloader
Cat will come when you call, if you call them by their real names. Mine do. However, only the cat can tell you its real name.
So good luck. I like TempCat just fine. What does the cat say about it?
1. Archibald
2. Mu Meson
3. Zorch
4. Frank
5. Borges
1. Cat 9 from outer space
That is my only suggestion. What is good about this name? It has an obscure SF B movie reference in it. Also it implies that there are other cats . . .somewhere . . .3–8 yanno, which is a tad spooky, maybe even ominous. What is bad? Temp Cat might be better. :-P
Mikesh (don’t try to find any sense in that. Just something floating in my mind)
Figuring him out from the pictures accompanying various posts:
All TempCat[tm] posts: he’s wearing a tuxedo, or is at least formally dressed.
From “Yearns for the Bennies”: he’s of a literary bent, and enjoys a life of leisure.
From “Gets in your Face”: very talkative, not at all shy about expressing himself.
From “Cattitude”: Enjoys the finer things in life, is quite social.
This post: can glare with the best of them, and has a giant head.
The answer is obvious – Truman Capote.
Failing that, depending how his relationship with Kodi develops, Colonel Henry Metzger (yeah, I love Thomas Perry’s older stuff).
JS
Hmmm, I’m not the best at naming cats (mine are Oliver and Dinah after Green Arrow and Black Canary) but I have a few suggestions:
1. Russel Crowe
2. Machiovelli
3. Mr. McFuzzypants (he’s a teenager, he’s going to hate you anyway)
4. ManEatingCow (he’s black and white)
5. Stabby
1) Batcat (there’s something batmannish over him.)
2) Dog or Doggie
3) Felisaurus Rex
4) Phenomenon…
… bee dee bee dee dee.
Willie Wheelie
Howard – just for fun
Tristan
Eunoch
Geek cat
1. Bon Temp Cat
2. Ridicully
3. Milton Waddams
4. Max Cady
5. Lazlo (from Real Genius)
How about Flotsam or Jetsam?
If he was left there in the country by someone it would be particularly appropriate.
What about Schrödinger?
I confess I’ve haven’t read all of the above, so in case nobody’s said it already, how about Sylvester? Tried and true.
1. Trademark
2. Temporarius
3. Selamanya (Indonesian for permanent)
Schrodinger? Bukkit? Dunder Miflin? Colonel Sweeto? Finally, in honor of Jonah Goldberg, how about Doughy Pantload?
I like Temp Cat, but from the way he looks in that pic I would have to go with Ennui.
“The Cat Formerly Known as TempCat™”?
Or maybe just ™?
Temp Cat™ certainly is charming, but doesn’t seem to reflect his impending status change. As noted above, PermaCat™ might be a better fit. Barring that, how about one of these:
1. Jabberwock (artists’ renditions notwithstanding, Reverend Charles never described the Jabberwock beyond eyes of flame, claws, and jaws)
2. Portmanteau (Another nod to Lewis Carroll)
3. Marble
4. ACME (A Cat that Mauls Everything)
5. Transcendental Cat (Thanks to Diane Duane)
When referring to the entire group, you may consider “The Powers That Be” :D
Because I am appallingly unoriginal, I propose variants of a now-classic term which thankfully is not my own: Pixel-stained Technopeasant Wretch
Which leads to the possibilities of
Pixel-Stained Technopeasant Wretched Cat
Pixel-Stained Technopeasant Wretch
Pixel-Stained Technopeasant Cat (because cats should not generally be labeled as wretched)
Pixel-Stained TechnoCat
Pixel-Stain
(And, obviously, all of these lead to “Pixel” for short, a Heinlein-approved, already-suggested name.)
While I do like the name Pixel, your cat’s coloration leads me to think of Toner (but since you don’t use a printer, that name is somewhat out-of-place).
I do like, as many others, TempCat, but other suggestions are:
1. Sir launcelot
2. Royeeeee
Rat Jaws (this is a common can name in my extended family)
rAmen
Tempy McCaterson
Franklin
Chewbacca the Kitty
That is “cat name” not “can name”
Somebody in the original Temp Cat post suggested Pris. I thought that was kinda perfect.
How about Perma-cat?
PermCat, definitely.
If only for the fact that name will ALWAYS prompt people to ask : “WTF?” and Athena’ll have a story to tell.
Mephisto
– Crash (because of Crash’s line from Bull Durham: “I’m the player to be named later,” and also because it’s a fun cat name)
– Max (no reason here)
– Bickle (because he looks very “you talkin to me?” in that photo)
– The Dude (because I end up calling cats “Dude” despite their having perfectly fine other names)
I liked the “Bartleby” suggestion too, which we might use for a future cat, except we already decided the next cat will be named “Chicolini” (our current cat is Rufus T. Firefly).
Hairball
Outsource (i.e., used to be a temporary position)
PW (instead of Temp, he’s now a consultant)
I like TempCat™, but I’m also fond of “Milo.”
From the look on the Temp Cat ™’s face, I’d say he should be named for a villain of some sort. My first choice would have been Ming The Merciless, but I want to win a free book and that’s already been taken (darn you JD Blackwell!). So my suggestions are:
1. Adelei Niska
2. Professor James Moriarty
3. Count Orlok
4. Arnold Zeck
5. Macavity
Tres…You know, french for “three”. SInce he is the third cat.
You can pronounce it “Tray” or “Trace”.
I am fond of TempCat though, and Schrodinger, since he went around uncertain as to whether he was staying or going…
So he isn’t the neighbor’s kitty? yay for you…
Temp Cat™ looks like a Spartan, ready to kick someone into a well
Tyler Durden
Julius Attila Hannibal Alexander Tamerlane Dio Khan
Maxwell
Schrödinger’s Cat
Von Neumann
isnt tres spanish?
“Kellas” or “Cat Sith”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellas_Cat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_S%C3%ACth
building off that, “Darth” also works.
The Rush fan in me can’t not put down “By-Tor” slayer of the Snow Dog.
Wild card suggestion: Jonas, for Weezer
1. Chien (pronounced SHE-en; French for “dog” [the symmetry for my friends who named their dog Chat, French for "cat"])
2. Dave
3. Kat
4. Dawg
5. Four legs, a tail, fur, and a purr? Ohmigod! I’m not a human!
Not that I’m replacing my previous entry, but Ghlaghghee, Who Is Not Ghlaghghee has a nice ring to it.
I think your non-lopsided cat needs some nominal company, so:
Ghotibreid
(gh as in rough; o as in women; ti as in nation; br as in broken; ei as in Leicester; d as in Halesword, pronounced as if it ends in the singular definite article)
Sorry, that’s the best I can do off the top of my balding head.
I’m at work, sorry I can’t take time to read all the above, so please pardon any duplicates:
Schrödinger
Miles
Turing
Cha’tool (Hebrew for cat)
Francis (as in Bacon– might as well get it out in the open….)
Schrödinger.
TempCat or PermaCat
George
Gatto
Also, Tux. He looks like a tuxedo cat.
Sounds a lot like my cat Klunk. So yeah… how ’bout “Klunk”?
My Black and white Tuxedo cat was called D.K., short for Devil Kitty. Although Temp Cat ™ is my first choice also, he short of looks a little like a Devil Kitty, and since I still miss my D.K. it would be nice to have a name sake. Yes, I AM going for the sympathy vote. I don’t have a signed Scalzi book and I want one!
1) Third
2) Lothar or Lothair
3) Indy (as in the dog from Indiana Jones)
4) Spaghedeity or Spaghetti (as in The Flying Spaghetti Monster)
5) Charles Milo McMorlee the IX
Aloysius (pronounced al-oo-ISH-us. It is of Old German origin, and its meaning is “famous warrior”.)
Temp Cat (TM) is pretty awesome, but:
Small Furry Deity.
Cylon
Dog.
Temp Cat (TM) is pretty awesome, but I like books and have ideas, and so:
Small Furry Deity. (He’s a cat, after all.)
Geiger. (Variation on the Schrodinger theme.)
Pel. (Brust reference.)
Ack. Unintentional double post. Ignore the first.
1) Holstein
2) Domino
3) Huckabee (just for the fun of saying it, and the irony)
4) Othello
5) Moe
Fishtook (fish – took – because cats like fish, or so I was told, and it is also an Hebrew slang word (and no, it is not obscene, I promise)
Cthulhu
Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM for short)
Blacktail
Greymouser
Fahfrd
I, too, vote for TempCat.
A few other ideas:
The Masked Marvel
Batman
The Brain
“What do every night Pinky….”
there should be a we in there.
Mendoza
Checkers (please do not lift by ears)
Jaundice
Farm-boy
Space-Nuts
Extra-Cat
Very clever names you guys. But, I have to go with Temp Cat also. I know that won’t win me any prize, but, well, it’s his name.
I’m glad you’re keeping him.
Shnozdots
Greyscale
Oreo
Andeggs
Purrmanent
You’ve got to have a name that’s fun to say:
1. Mr Wiggles (Mr Wiggles and a bucket of glue, repeat)
2. Fluffy aka fluffy the fluffster.. (say it just feels good)
3. Reece (a pretty name)
4. Raul ( he looks like a Raul)
5. Stinker aka little stinker(all of our cats get called this at one time or another)..
Grayscale
FOMESOSU (as in “FOund ME SOme SUckers”)
Yin n Yang
Night n Day
Salt n Pepper
I’m gonna go with…
Cee-ay-tee
Dee-oh-gee (Sure, I know he’s not a dog…but you might convince him otherwise)
lolcat
Ben
Seth (or Sethula, just cause it seems to fit ‘im.)
I’m not averse to TempCat though – it’s a pretty cool name.
My physicist uncle named a cat Muon. The muon is the longest lived unstable elementary particle after the neutron. Neutron may soon apply, but let’s not go there…
He’s black and white, so perhaps Monochrome. But that word is ambiguous: sometimes meaning a single color (black OR white, not both), sometimes meaning bilevel, and sometimes meaning grayscale. Bitmap or Pixmap might work.
TempCat(TM) is a great name, even if he’s been permanized into Castle Scalzi’s fiefdom. We generally have three cats at a time, and are almost 15 years into the current trio. We have threatened to name the next trio, when we have a need for one that is, after the common Cat Traits: Hoover, Ralph and Whizzer (the last named after a Supreme Court justice). Not that I am suggesting we’d own a cat who pees all over the place, it’s just that we get a lot of clumps in the litter box, so it’s clearly a major source of cat entertainment.
Dr. Phil
I’d first suggest, “Whatever” for the bounty of meta confusion it might cause in this space.
Other suggestions include:
- Darwin (in honor of the man, and your contributions to his cause)
- Dante (or, Alighieri, which is fun to pronounce)
- Schrödinger (rather obvious provenance)
- Scratch (he looks a little devilish if yu ask me… and there’s a pun there for a bonus.)
He looks like he has attitude so I’d recommend:
Loki (Norse trickster god)
Anansi (African Trickster god)
Maui (Polynesian trickster god)
Captain Bart
Acronius
Serevac
Lokan
Grecko
All lifted shamelessly from my years playing RPG’s and our PC names.
If you’re going to name him after B-movies, “Klaatu Baradu, um, Necktie!” is a twofer. Plus, as a Science Fiction Author, that gives you classic cred as well as modern chops.
Off of the TempCAT idea, how about:
Imp (short for impermanent)
Evan (short for evanescent)
Fly-by-Night
Backup (no relation to Veronica Mars’ dog, but a back-up cat?)
or, for ironic effect: Eternal cat, or E.C. (easy?)
Glad to hear you’re keeping the little furball. Here’s my suggestions:
Skitty (say it… Skitty-kitty!)
Leonidas (he just looks like an imposing figure from history!)
Chat Kat
Mr. Huggins (or simply Huggins)
Neuter
Tempcat is a good description of the creature you’ve found yourselves to be in the possession of. That’s right, the cat owns you, but at least you get to name it.
1/ Lutton, farther up suggested TC, so why not spell it out as Teecee? Of course, if this were to win I’d cede victory to Lutton.
2/ As your newest cat seems to be a good generic cat, Arkey, short for archetype might work, too.
That’s all i have in the way of names. I’m confident you’ll end up calling this cat something that fits its personality even after you name it. (Playing futurist now) in the future, after the naming ceremony you notice that your new cat stretches a lot, one of you in the Scalzi home will get the brainwave to call him Simmons, and well, that name is the one that sticks.
CAN I HAZ NOTHER NTRY?
3/ Simmons (after either Gene, or Richard depending on temperment.)
-michael
In light of the picture: “Imperator Galactica” (Imp for short)
And, to #38… .anyone who reads this blog and doesn’t know who Pixel is ought to be flogged with a cat o’ nine tails. :-)
Adolph.
The cat looks like Hitler without a mustache.
Mr. Bigglesworth from Austin Powers
Since TempCat is not longer a temp, how about Full-Time Cat or Perm-Cat.
Ying-Yang
HazCat
Surpy, short for Usurper.
1. Hal
2. Don
Temp Cat™ is a perfectly cromulent name. Or, I might suggest:
1. Harry (Creek)
2. Campbell
3. Dammit (you will call him this from time to time, whether you formally name him that or not)
4. Whatever (after your blog, of course)
Babar
Zephir
Frozen Whiskers (Whiskers for Short)
Bandit (with those markings. Its a mask!)
Bob
From your description he sounds a lot like Barack Obama ;^) How about “Obama” or “Bamma” or somesuch? To commemorate the year the cat arrived chez Scalzi.
Tempero
Tee-Emm (for TM)
Hobo
Shifty Drifter (or Shifty, or Drifter for short)
Deathyellow Eyes
Tempus, for short, temp for even shorter.
If I had attended U of C, I am sure I would be able to do the full name of Tempus Fugit (felinus pounceous, or whatever “cat pounces” would be in Latin).
BTW, 3 cats is hugely more entertaining than 2. Three is the minimal pride number. See Simmel on the triad and all that.
How about:
RAH (Robert A Heinlein)
Ariel
Bilbo
Jubal Harshaw Esq.
Teraflop
Ozymandias.
There is no other.
1) Nermal (from Garfield and if he wanders off then you can say the other cats shipped him to Abu Dahbi)
2) Lamren (Nermal backwards and sounds like it would be in “The Name of the Wind”)
3) Um (Thus everyone who calls him this will always be stuck in a thought process)
4)Snarf (thundercats)
5)Apollo (the God and kinda goes with Athena)
Fahrenheit
Celsius
Kelvin
1. Oliver and/or Twist – showed up cold and hungry
2. Hobo – showed up cold and hungry
3. Fixture – no longer temp
4. Drac – great black tuxedo
5. Chauncey – sure found the right home by chance
Mr. Weesley
Nibbles
Spike
Hitcher
Tom-Tom
Damn. Jeff Hentosz beat me to TenuredCat®… I’ll second it.
Like many others I like TempCat. But if he is hired he is no longer TC. I don’t know him so I really can’t sugest a good name.
Discussions like this always remind me of one of my favorite quotes:
My most recent cat never did have a single, official name; depending on our moods, he went back and forth between The Kibbinator (he loved his kibble), Mr. Kibbs, The Cat of 1000 Names, Zombie Bob Johnson, and Inky (he was, naturally, a white cat). Don’t worry too hard about what name you pick; it’ll probably change at some point, anyway!
Names or predictions?
1. Underfoot
2. Badcat
1) Row, Row row your boat.
2) Xhdidkdididkkkd
3) Snake Plissken
4) Sarudalf
5) Brock Sampson
TempCat is perfect, because you’ll wind up calling him “TC,” which *he* can think stands for TopCat.
(At least, I hope you wind up calling him “TC,” because if you don’t – if you keep calling him TempCat – he’s likely to develop an insecurity-based neurosis.)
I’d vote for TC myself, or failing that:
Hieronymus
I cast another vote for TempCat.
Or Robert Paulson.
I also second Ed’s vote for Brock Sampson, and deCadmus’s vote for Schroedinger. And PermaCat also sounds good. And I enjoy the hijinks of Scratch Fury in PVP as well. (Speaking of comic-book cats, if nobody’s mentioned Percival/Percy from Sinfest, I offer up that as a name.)
My originality must be at a low ebb today, but other people’s is flowing just fine so I must commend their efforts.
My own suggestion: Pulsar. Percival Pulsar the Third.
Name him “Huxley.”
With all of the Heinlein fans around, I was sure someone would have suggested Petronius or “Pete,” from The Door into Summer) by now. Since Pete is my favorite SF cat, I’ll toss that name into the hat.
Here are my suggestions:
Purrcee
George
Ha’pint (half pint)
Moth
Mittens (because he doesn’t have any)
Kid Delicious (don’t ask)
Yusef Islam
Temp Cat™
Standoff – what you will constantly face when faced with his supreme furriness
By the time I got to this post, there were already 188 replies. The idea I had seemed so obivous, I was certain someone would already bring it forth. So I slogged through all 188 posts, and lo, nobody suggested:
John Perry
Trade Mark
1. White noise
2. Purranator
3. Spaz
4. Trevor
5. PermatempCat
1. Gratch
2. Batta
3. Tengu
4. Pooka
5. Maximillian
Somehow that picture makes me think of General Mattson.
So I’m voting “Mattson“.
But, yeah, TempCat is a pretty good name, too…
How about:
1. Blastit (Get off the couch, blastit! Could be worse.)
2. LiferCat ( He’s here forever).
3. TenureCat (Ditto)
4. Pork Chop ( Keeping in the food chain.)
5. Pynkough (Keeping with your politics.)
Temp Cat™ is good.
1. Adrian
2. Kilroy
3. Frio
4. Fiction Cat, or Fic or Ficcy for short.
5. Zoe seems appropriate, since you’re writing her story and all at the moment.
I’s vote for what you has already named him, Temp.Cat. Ha ha Not that he is .You. took. him. to. the. vet. Admit it, he owns you. Tho if you want to admit your weakness I’d second Mr fuzzypant,.
1 Kitto (he matches our black and white cat that we named Kitto)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bytehead/557570497/ for comparison
2. Copcar – He’s a black and white
3. Trey – Third cat (I did this to cat Number Six at the vet’s, which I thought was appropriate the time. It helped that I was hearing The Prisoner’s theme song at the time)
4. BiColor. Pretty descriptive.
5. Lokai (from TOS’s “Let That be Your Last Battlefield”)
Pavlov’s
Holy crap! Look at all the comments already! lol
1. TempCat
2. Sawyer (once ‘Lost’, now found, get it?)
3. Perry (after John Perry, from your books)
4. Harry (he just looks like one)
5. Android (another shout out to a book of yours)
1) Sir Prize
2) The Lord
3) MooCat
4) Brian
5) Other
1. Pete- What can I say? I loved that book (Door Into Summer)
2. Rumtumtugger-from “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats”
3. James Bond- he’s dressed for it
4. Mr. Bill (of OPUS fame)
5.Jack Sparrow (my son’s idea)
Someone already beat me to suggesting Bacon, so how about Bac*os?
Or, how about Kevin?
Not that it negates the greatness of the idea, but a family member of mine already has a cat named Temp (shortened from Temporary Cat). It’s a good name.
Otherwise, my suggestion: Medic
Be sure to call for him outdoors in the evenings.
Kendra #184:
Good point. I therefore offer a few of my cat’s superfluous nicknames. He has plenty to spare.
1. Fanghead
2. Flathead
3. Furbert
4. Vermin (Verm to his friends)
5. Fuzzbutt
If I had a cat, his name would be Theodore Mewsevelt
http://www.thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=20
can you name a cat like this?
(Actually, maybe you’d be best doing so, now that I think about it; I had a cat named Weasel because she pissed me off so much the first week I had her that I called her, “That god-damned weaselbrained cat!” While I normally wait for the cat to clue me into their name, perhaps sometimes, it’s best to hand it over to a bunch of strangers.)
Marley
PlusOne
C80
Chinese Ed
PyrE
Red
Mandu
I personally can’t see anything other than Temp Cat™ fitting him now. It’s the only name that seems to hold up to the likes of Lopsided Cat and Ghlaghghee.
So here we goes:
1. Tac N’mad (Damn cat backwards, so you get all of the swearage power and none of the embarassed looks)
2. MacCheesy
3. Apple Diapers (my student suggested the name, I don’ have any clue)
4. TINAD (This Is Not A Dog)
5. Skully (because another student likes it)
Well, someone already suggested “Bob”, so…
Lloyd (just because I’ve always liked that name)
King of the Road
Hobo
Lucky (really, I can’t believe no one suggested that already!)
Whatever (in honor of the blog)
1. Hemingway (although he’s not polydactyl, so it’s not entirely apt)
2. Paradigm
3. Miscellany
4. MacDuff
5. Pollock
Fry
Poindexter
Melvin
Ace
Wanker
I looked at the picture for a bit, this is what I came up with
1) Carthoris
2) Igli
3) Spot
4) Frumious
5) Agamemnon
But I really have to go with the TC suggestion, so you can keep and use Temp Cat™/Truman Capote/Tricky Critter/’Tupid Cat/Testicularly Challenged/etc..
Congratulations on the arrival of a new family member.
1.) Phellohiwon — It has it all. When you’re mad at it, the name has “hell” in it; when you’re not mad it has “hello”. You can spell Ohio with the name. It has the words “hi” and “won” in it. Or, if you will, “hi i won”. (I’ll take a copy of The Android’s Dream, signed please.) Backwards the name is Nowiholleph. You could name the Scalzi compound that — like Kipling named his place here in Brattleboro Naulakha — in honor of little Phellohiwon. And it has the phonetic (something I know you like, witness Ghlaghghee) for the first part of feline in “Phel”. And when calling it, you could shorten the name to Phello and as it arrives at your feet offer it a “Good Phello”…On the other hand, if it steals something and gets convicted for it, if you say the name quickly it sounds like “felon”. Or, if it makes fine civic contributions in your great state you could even squeeze “fellow ohioan” out of it. So, basically, with this name you’re ready for anything. Truly, this is the Swiss Army Knife of cat names.
OR
2.) Just “Scalzi’s Cat”, duh. (As I’m sure you will use this one for various thought experiments. Probably including bacon.)
PS — Good #1 choice from commenter #12 above.
I have the ultimate cat name (nobody seems to agree with me for some reason) it is
Fo Paws (different spelling FAUX PAS)
Call him “Temp Cat,” and his nickname will be “T.C.” We named our Russian Blue “T.C.” (“The Cat”), and we never tire of the way he alerts to the sibilant sound of his name.
Norman
Fitz
Spike
Number Three
Chiaroscuro
(really, I think he looks like a Norman)
Thought of another one. Since he started out as a foster (of sorts), how about… Foster?
1. Nyarlathocat
2. The Viscount Runciman of Doxford
3. The Artful Dodger
4. Zagorox IV
5. Tempcaticon.
Obviously his name has always been George (as in hug him & kiss him & call him…). Great Bugs Bunny reference.
Or you could go for Yeti!
Damn, wish my apartment allowed cats. I miss the purring.
Oh, I just thought of another since he’s a third -
Ender
I really like Sir Francis.
Cathwyllt (Wild Cat or Wilderness Cat)
Eistatze (Ice Paw)
Ever popular for black and white cats…
Oreo
Tux
Anthony B. got there first with the pun, but the original’s always good:
1) Cthulu.
2) Pluto, to reference a famous moment from this site’s past.
And then, thinking about the fact that he’s black and white:
3) Casablanca
4) Citizen Cat
5) Zarquon (aka Zarquon Lord of the Universe), from Hitchhiker’s Guide.
Bacon.
1. Meaning
2. Seaghty (pronounced See-A-Tee)
3. LOL (not LOLCat, just LOL)
1. Zorro – because of the mask
2. Batcat – also because of the mask (someone else also suggested it above)
(The) Inspector
Fermi (Fur Me?)
Mishap (Hap or Happy for short)
Neevil (As in, “an evil” stuck together, like from Chronicles of Narnia)
Hastur
…uh.
Temp Cat, however such a good name, can’t possibly apply, as he’s obviously been given the full-time position after temp-ing for a while.
1. FNG! (What you call every freakin’ new guy)
2. The Hire
3. Perm Cat
4. Exempt
5. Michael Bolt On (He’s a bolt-on yer family)
Chair.
It’s a logical name for a four legged thing.
I’m voting for TempCat™ because of the wide array of features it provides.
Welcome to your new TempCat™!
Many people are unaware of the wide variety of operating modes available in the TempCat™ line of fine, fine products.
Depending upon your model (TempCatHome™ TempCatMedia™ TempCatPro™ TempCatOffice™ TempCatServer™) you may have one or more of the following operating modes available (*not all options available for all TempCat™ versions (**see file “Operating Manual With Critical Warnings and Warranty Information” provided in TampCat™ setup CD (***TempCat™ warranty void without proper installation and setup service provided by TempCat™, Ltd, SA))):
[list of features, not suggestions]
TempeanCat™
TempehCat™
TemperCat™
TemperTemperCat™
TemperaCat™
TemperamentCat™
TemperamentalCat™
TemperenceCat™
TemperateCat™
TemperatureCat™
TempestCat™
TempestiousCat™
TemplarCat™
TemplateCat™
TempleCat™
TempletoniaCat™
TempoCat™
TemperedCat™
TemporalCat™
TemporaleCat™
TemporalisCat™
TemporizeCat™
TemporomandibularCat™
TemporospatialCat™
TempraCat™
TempsCat™
TempsautresCat™
TempslevéCat™
TemptCat™
TemptorCat™
TemptationCat™
TemptationsCat™
TempuraCat™
TempusedaxrerumCat™ [time, devourer of all things]
TempusfugitCat™
TempyoCat™
atTemptedCat™
ausTemperCat™
bonTempsCat™
disTemperCat™
conTempoCat™
conTemporaneousCat™
conTemporaryCat™
comTemplativeCat™
conTemptibleCat™
exTemporaneousCat™
exTemporizedCat™
meTempericalCat™
meTempsychoticCat™
obTemperateCat™
proTemporeCat™
reatTemptedCat™
sTemphyliumCat™
oTemporaomoresCat™
And More!
GR/Agopolai – Destroyer of Worlds and Buttons.
Trace (as in tres, Spanish for three (the third cat))
Script (as in Script Kitty)
Five (as in Cat 5)
Don Diego de la Vega (in honor of #236.1 above)
Sir
1. Fenster
2. Floyd
3. Zeus
4. Biggs Darklighter
5. Jean-Claude Van Damme
Thinking of your lolcats love, my suggestion is Ceiling Cat. Though that could be too sacrilegious for him…
1) Interrobang
2) Interrupting Cat (who can then actively participate in the end of the interrupting animals line of knock-knock jokes)
3) • (pronounced “Spot”, to accompany Ghlaghghee)
4) Ender (the Xenocide to mice)
5) Symmetrical Cat (or Symmie for short)
Fortunately, the original TempCat trademark, expired in 2004.
I think he should be Ceiling Cat, though hopefully the real Ceiling Cat can forgive his blasphemy.
PermaCat™ doesn’t show up in a quick search.
PC for short. Or Snip, which will likely fit in a bit.
How about
Zen
My votes are for
Quinn
Poocker (pu – ker)
Sherman
Alan
Domino
Rasmus
or
Raz
Chainsaw,
Apophis,
Uncle Bulgaria,
Unit 03,
and from Pratchett:
You
1. InternCat™
2. Lady (I’m quite aware he was male once.)
3. TempCat® (Now with registered trademark!)
4. Bond James Bond
5. Elrond Hubbard (Who sent Frodo to audit the Dark Lord by dunking The One Ring in…a volcano!)
I vote for PermaCat(TM) as the natural upgrade from TempCat(TM).
Dinkum, because he’s a fair dinkum cat.
I do like Temp Cat(tm) and Tenured Cat(tm) — the latter being the upgraded version? Some other suggestions though:
- Garth Marenghi
- l33tcat
- Cheezburger
- T-Rex
- Giblets
Alright, late posting so forgive me if I’m repeating but. . .
FRANK.
That’s gotta be the best name in the world for a cat like that.
Temp Cat (TM) really is a good one, but here are my recommendations:
1) Loudmeowth
2) RodentBane (doesn’t that just sound like an awful D&D name?)
3) BaconCat 2.0 (now with more bacon!)
4) LOLcat (mentioned above)
5) PermaCat(TM) (also mentioned above)
Pluto?
Tempe, like the city in AZ
Gilbert (but it’s too close to Glahghwhatever)
Zoe
Karen
Electric Cat
moo
Barefoot.
Templeton/Templar (Then you can still call him Temp.)
Oliver
Boxey (I’m a new and old BSG fan)
James Bond
I remember that it takes time to find just the right name for a fuzzy new member of the family.
Smitty
Cole
Spiff
Moses
Rat
JazzPurr
FuzzButtons
Pip (sorry, I had to)
i can haz designashun?
asks TempCat(tm)
How about “Mofo?” Or “Samwise?” That’s all I’ve got.
Waterboard Cat
With an expression like that on his face there’s only one name that would do TempCat(tm) justice:
Master.
:)
You can name him after my mutant pom, Jiggle Low, but then it wouldn’t be as funny because your last name isn’t Low. Huh.
1. Mercury
2. Sheep (don’t upset visitors, confuse them!)
3. Hayu (ditto)
4. Leukemia (you’ll find out how superstitious you and your friends are)
5. Lucky (Because he is. N.B. I know a woman who named her fluffy dog Lucky, he got run over at 9 months.)
Sir Francis (as in…)
TM (trademark, but also The Mad)
Flat
Ghoti (pronounced Fish)
BrainPal
Darn, I should have gone for Pluto instead of Flat!
1. Harold
2. Kurt
3. Dr. Pouncington
4. MacGregor
5. Dumbledore
I think Scrivener by itself would be a fine name for a felid.
Or Quillcatch (if there’s a talent for capturing feathered dinosaurs).
Standard somehow occurs to be.
1. Sebastian
2. Puddinhead
3. Waldo
4. Wumpus
5. Bojangles
Er, “Standard” occurs to me. Not be.
Dumbdumb
Purrzitron 4000
Dot Matrix
El Capitan
1. Tiglath Pilesar III. (“We’re the Mesopotamians!”)
2. Hedge. Because he always looks kind of spiky in his pics.
3. Pooka.
4. Morpheus. (“Phooey.”)
5. Fizzgig.
Our cats are Percival and Nimuë. By some freak chance, Percival’s actually retained his name pretty well, though he’s also known as “fluffy-butt.” Nimuë is most commonly “Mui” or “Mui-cat.”
Cat’s name: Minou. It’s a French thing, I think.
Also: Those chairs look to be exactly like the ones we had in the house when I was growing up, only shinier.
Scruffy
Lifer
Call him TC. Which is short for Temp Cat, but also for Top Cat, and TC is what Top Cat’s gang always used to call him. Face it, if you did call him Temp Cat you’d probably end up shortening it to TC in daily usage anyway.
I had a kid ask me today if I had a frindle. My immediate thought was how that would be a cool cat name. Freaky coincidence?
So…
My suggestions are:
Frindle
Tim
Matlock
I can’t wait to see what you all decide.
:)
As a suns fan TC has it’s moments. Or
Ahrlglebargle (A.K.A. Ajax)
Tempurro
CATHULHU
Ia Ftagn MeowMix !!!
Oh! I know.
Speck Katze (Or, Speck for short)
Or, Abe Vigoda.
gotta be indicative of the transformation inherent in naming, I think … therefore: PermaCat
Fido
Jaws
Porky
Foghorn
Mickey
- Bach
- Old Man
- Covina
- Glyph
- Fred
Mewl (mule)
Bubba has always been a family favorite nickname for our male cats.
Mowzer (A black and white cat I had way back when. He was a favorite. Sounds like yours has a similar personality.)
Fred (I actually typed this before I saw that Mark Whybird had already suggested it. This name really works.)
Gender’s not right, color’s not quite right, but personality absolutely fits.
Zap
(Memory/A Civil Campaign for those who went “huh?”
Scruff.
‘Cause he looks a bit.. scruffy, like he’s been riding the rails for a while. A cat with attitude, not pulchritude.
“Tude” comes to mind as a possibility, also. (“The ‘Tude endures.” — The Big Meowski)
Dichotomy, from the black/white coloration.
1. Throckmorton.
It’s the only name you require; there’s no need to submit 4 more suggestions.
But if you must have 5:
2. Throckmorton.
3. Throckmorton.
4. Throckmorton.
5. Phil
While the beauty of Throckmorton is self-evident, the advantage of is that it is suitable for abbreviation as T-cat, which harkens to Temp-Cat.
I read a goodly way down to realize that my suggestion of Tenure was already taken- but I do not recall an entry immortalizing the felis silvestris catus belonging to Commander Data of TNG.
Therefore, I submit “Spot”.
A couple of my suggestions have already been mentioned, although not in exacty the same form.
Petronius Arbiter – not only a tribute to Heinlein’s “Door Into Summer”, but a potentially descriptive phrase, depending upon whether or not he ends up as the alpha cat.
TeeCee – because he is the Third Cat.
Kemo Sabe – aka “The Lone Ranger”, from that head-on photo of the masked face.
Phooey – the name that my son, then five, gave to one of many, many, many stray cats that my wife has adopted over the years. I immediately adopted his suggestion with the comment, “That’s appropriate – Phooey, another da*n cat!”
With best wishes,
– Tom -
Scat
Doorstop
OK, I got to comment 175 and was going cross-eyed…so I gave up trying to see if anyone suggested my thoughts yet. Here goes:
1. The instant I saw TC, I thought “Aww! He looks like an Oreo.” So, Oreo.
2. Why! (Why? Because it’s a great excuse to get all dramatic if he runs away. You can throw yourself to your knees all over the neighborhood, throw your hands heavenward and scream WHY!!! WHY!!!! Heck, you can do that even when you just call him in for dinner.)
3. Leo
4. Tiger (because why should all the orange striped ones get that cool name?)
5. and yeah…TC (formerly known as Temp Cat) is cute. I’m NOT bowing to peer pressure.
I’m sorry, but TempCat is it.
Or maybe “Zuul”, but really I think that’s a distant second choice.
Nietzsche.
Noyang, since he’ll be missing most of his yang once you take him to the vet.
In the same spirit: Nonhabet taken from this story http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan
There were associated legends as well. In the 1290s the Dominican Robert of Uzès recounted a vision in which he saw the seat “where, it is said, the Pope is proved to be a man”. By the 14th century, it was believed that two ancient marble seats, called the sedia stercoraria, which were used for enthroning new Popes in the Basilica of St. John Lateran had holes in the seats that were used for determining the gender of the new Pope. It was said that the Pope would have to sit on one of the seats naked, while a committee of cardinals peered through the hole from beneath, before declaring, “Testiculos habet et bene pendentes” — “He has testicles, and they dangle nicely.” Not until the late 15th century, however, was it said that this peculiar practice was instituted in response to the scandal of the 9th century female Pope.
Sorry, couldn’t resist. Sorry about the double post.
Wow, go go gadget post count!
A couple more:
NPC (Non-Politically Correct? Non-Player Character? Non-Procreating Cat? you decide)
Snidely
Zip
Trogdor (yes a few years old, but still a fave)
Gorn (I think he could take Shatner)
It’s a boy?
then:
1 – Clark (for Superman)
2 – Bruce (for Batman)
3 – Hal (one of the more popular Green Lanterns)
4 – Ringo (one of the less popular Beatles, but always my favorite for some reason)
5 – a president who we only call by their initials, LBJ, JFK, FDR, you pick.
Already posted, so these are automatically disqualified:
Ron
Dirk
Stig
Barry
Rutle
1) TempCat(tm!)
2) Cat5 (as in the cable) or just Five
3) Pet 3 of 4 (BORG!)
4) S.P.A.M. (which could be anything like: Samuel Promethus Asimov McCaffrey)
5) Catzer Söze (or just Söze)
I’ve always wanted to get a cat (if I weren’t allergic) or a dog (PUPPY!) and name it SPAM.
1. Remainder (from Stephen King’s band, the Rock Bottom Remainders)
2. Raymond Burr’s Cat (RBC for short) — (from the alternate name for Stephen King’s Band — Raymond Burr’s Legs)
3. Pete (For Petronius the Arbiter, from Heinlein)
4. Baldric
5. Cat (simple, descriptive, and really the only thing he’ll ever respond to)
1. Snicklefritz
2. Elvis
3. Nin (as in nincompoop)
4. Catastrophe
- Big Dick Mouser
- The Deuce
- Kody’s Lunch
- What, am I not good enough?…. Ghalghalee only
- Captain Scratch
- Khat
- Hey,you…
- Homeless Cat
- Hugo
- Whatever
- Mr. Loves His Wine
- The Avian Scourge
- Something to f*ck with John’s head enough so that he starts writing Horror.
- Puddy Tat
- Battle Cat
- Found P*ssy
- The King Of Bradford Ohio
- Contingency Plan, or “We May Have To Eat This If My Next Novel Blows”
- Cat-thee
- MC Skat Katt
- Itty Bitty Kitty
- Fat Cat
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How about Waylon?
Though, I really like Temp Cat.
Hey Stacey, I think that’s a little more than 5 names.
toughy! the picture explains it all…….
1. Skiffy the Sci-Fi Cat
2. Sagan
3. Sequel
4. TempCat (so he doesn’t get too comfortable…)
5. Dubya
How about something conferring his regal status:
1. POTUS (President of the United States)
2. SCOTUS (Supreme Court…)
3. POTSH (President of the Scalzi Household)
-Holstein (“Holly” for short; this has the benefit of being a lovely Red Dwarf reference)
-Dave (everyone needs a cat named Dave, as in “I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”)
-Permacat (this would invariably end up with us calling him “Parmalat” around my house)
-Loki (god of mischief… yeah, it’s asking for trouble, but it’s served us well with our elder male feline)
-Khaaaaaaaan!
Five monickers coming at you:
“Explain them?” Oh, very well…
[1] See List of Culture ships.
[2] = William Howard Taft, or Bill the Cat.
[3] Loud: always TALKS IN TITLE CASE.
[4] Obviously not a Temp Cat™ anymore – he’s in for the long haul.
[5] Consider the relationship triangle among three cats, no two of which are equal.
Darn, drh (#175) already took mine — I like Fugit (short for Tempus Fugit) too, because you can always pronounce it with a short u and hard g if you’re feeling peeved or the “other people” aren’t around.
It just hit me: TempCat should be named Virtue.
As in A Cat Named Virtue, by the Weakerthans. (Which is a song that somebody, maybe even Scalzi, linked up on this blog, thus exposing me to it.)
Click here to listen, if you haven’t heard or don’t remember this song:
A Cat Named Virtue
Virtue gives wise advice:
“Lie down;
lick the sorrow from your skin.
Scratch the terror and begin
to believe you’re strong.”
Purranator
Kzin
1) Pixel
2) Mungojerrie
3) Chip
4) Cthulhu (depending upon temperment
5) That’s all I could think of. I actually like TempCat best.
Ghlaghghee II: Electric Boogaloo
1. Penguin -Well, he does look like one!
2. Ronin-A masterless Samurai
3. PermCat- Obviously not temp anymore.
4. Mr. Fluffy Pants-Self explanatory.
5. Yin Yang-He prolly looks like a Yin Yang symbol when he is curled up in a ball.
Fetch
Wow, what a load of suggestions!
1) TempCat (awesome name)
However, if not…
2) Lobo (because, dude, LOOK: http://images.google.com/images?q=lobo&ndsp=20&svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&start=0&sa=N
Sorry for the long link, but the first page of images is what you want: comic book character, total bad-ass. Wish we’d thought of naming our cat Lobo, but we didn’t think of it at the time)
3) Going on the Hitler theme, I know someone who named their cat Kitler, a name which amuses me to no end, though I’m not sure if it should…
4) Lastly, we named our black and white cat Storm Shadow, after my finace’s favorite GI Joe, the ninja with black and white camouflage.
Murph because then can pronounce his own name in human
Mr. Underfoot
Mr. Yells-at-stuff
Sir Poopsalot
Trouble
Stevland, after my very own turn-up-on-the-doorstep-and-like-it-so-much-I-stayed feline.
Stanwick
Sandwise
Saris
Silky
Sondon
Doughy Catload
Mussolini
(Naming pets after public disputes is a hilarious way to trivialize them even further.)
1) Spanky
2) Brody
3) Chuckles
4) Lessig
5) Goldfish
I always wanted to name my next cat Cardinal Fang, or fang, for short.
It always reminds me of people who call yip dogs Killer.
So yea… That’s my suggestion.
1. Zamyatin
2. Modigliani
3. Astaire
4. Dumas
5. Cthulhu (someone had to say it)
Konstantine
Eclair
Bruce Campbell (something about the shape of the head…)
Froderich
Gottleib
James Clerk Maxwell. Max for short. See you Saturday…
Jerry
May I suggest CatScan for his eyes
or
CatKhan for SciFi sake…
Amanda… John knows how I work. He wants 5… I give 50…maybe 5 of them are good.
“Quantity has a quality all its’ own”
I wrote 50, and none were better than “Chairman Meow” in post #1. The rest of us are a children’s choir that Pavoratti warmed up the crowd for.
I should add that I’m French, and “Chairman Meow” might not work if you don’t sound like Julia Childs when you speak English.
Also.. I should add that I brought my new puppy into school when I was teaching, and let a bunch of ghetto thug students name it out of the history book.
“You should name that sh*t ‘Hitler,’ teach”
“Antoine…..(frowns)”
“Naw…all seroius. Quiet is kept, but ain’t nobody else got a dog named ‘Hitler.’ ”
“There is most likely a reason for that, Antoine.”
They then suggested:
- Atilla (which works on a pit bull, not a lab/border collie)
- Mohammed
- Ramses (which is a condom, I’m told)
- Stalin
- etc…
One of my kids- from Southie, of course, wanted me to name it “Whitey,” after a well-known Boston mob leader. My dog is jet black, I should mention.
While we’re debating this, my new puppy has found a Boston Herald, which she proceeds to tear into shreds. This prompts Bashaw- a 300 pound kid from Trinidad who rarely spoke- to say “Damn… that’s a sloppy dog.”
20 kids … “yeah… you ought to name her Sloppy Dog!!!”
The animation of the children’s response of course lures the dog over, and she immediately starts licking Bashaw’s face. Bashaw- who has since killed someone- could only lay on the floor and laugh.
20 kids, again…”Look…she likes it!! Yo, Sloppy Dog!”
It was THIS cute…my heart beat my brain… and I now have a pet named Sloppy Dog.
Don’t fall into the same trap.
I, too, must express my liking for Tempcat. But, here’s my 5 suggestions anyway:
1) Rico (yes, blatant appeal to Heinlein… but it’s a cool name)
2) Harley (rides which also have been known to purr)
3) Dev-Null (geeky computer reference, but also a cool name)
4) Ramius
5) Uther
Good luck with tempcat!
Obviously, given his coloring, Harlequin and Domino would be choices. Tempura would fit with his earlier moniker and give him some Japanese culture, or Temptation or Tempetuous.
1. Vodka – 007 came to mind right off.
2. Nebuchadnezzar – Because I don’t care if my neighbors think I’m weird.
3. Jupiter – too much time reading science news
4. Sven – because everyone needs one
and 5. Odysseus – he traveled far to arrive home.
I’ll second #309 (Amanda)’s “spam”–for “scalzi’s pet at moment”.
Arlo (as in Guthrie)
Woody (Guthrie, again)
Scramble (always thought it was a good cat name)
Top Cat (“TC” variant)
Hobbes (because)
- yeff
Pre-naming recommendation:
Stop getting new cats, before it’s too late. (I believe it’s too late for me; we are at 6 adopted strays, in 12 years, and that’s too many).
Pre-naming note:
My last 6 cats were named (in reverse chronological order):
6. Scruffy (the wonder one-eyed cat)
5. Neko
4. Mr Grey (formerly Ms Grey, we mis-sexed on first encounter)
3. Juju (never, ever name a black cat this. He’s grown from 6 oz and 6 inches long to 30 lbs of monster muscle now and is indeed bad luck, if very loving and friendly)
2. Shanachie
1. Seachay (we didn’t name her, her former now deceased owner did)
Name suggestions:
5. Cache
4. B&W (not greyscale, obviously…)
3. You
2. Inkblot
and finally…
1. Whatever the cat responds to
Kaos
Agent 99
I don’t know why. He just looks like a bad secret agent man to me.
To expand on myself at #303: A cat named “Nietzsche” has “Friedrich” as its first name, obviously. When, in the fullness of time, said feline gets chubbier (don’t they always), you would then be known as “Fat Freddie’s Human.”
Also:
PUNY HUMANS! BOW DOWN TO
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE!!!
has a nice ring to it. Fitting, somehow.
He looks like Sylvester from Looney Tunes… So, he’s Putty! (as in, I tawt I taw a Putty Tat!)
“Temptee”: named after the whipped cream cheese.
Like you need another suggestion, but…
Go-T
ghoti, need I say more
sounds vaguely hip-hop
every hep cat has one
Scalvi
Scatzi – John Scalvi’s cat.
Scatzi?
Only if he was going to pursue a career in feline scheisse porn.
Pickle
Flattery
Sluggo
Gutterball
Jerry
Beezus
CC (Creationist Cat)
So-long (as in “so long, and thanks for all the fish”)
zinboots
gerroff
cooking (as in “I’ve just tripped over the cooking fat”
Journey!
Cat And Girl has awesome cat names.
http://catandgirl.com/view.php?loc=554
I like “Vladimir Poopin” and “Francisco Furranco”
Floccinaucinihilipilificator (because this is what cats are born to do)
Chiaroscuro (colouring)
Epicaricacy (again, it’s a cat)
Ailurophobe (give the thing a complex)
Bob (it’s a classic, and since you’ve taken its balls I can’t suggest Giacomo after the other cat I’ve lived with)
Gauss
1. Bix (Beiderbecke)
2. Rollo (of Normandy, a Viking)
3. SZ (Sakall, aka “Cuddles”)
4. Red (What’s black and white and “red” all over?–sorry, couldn’t resist)
5. Bertram (Wooster)
Ever watch Family Guy?
He looks like a “Stewie” to me.
You should borrow one of these names (like our family did for our cats) for your new “Cat”…. as in cha, cha, cha.
1. Chewbacca, Chewie for short; unnhh hunnnh that’s what I said.
2. A.L.F. As in the NBC series by the same name.
I will admit it works better if the cat is a male orange tabby.
Colonel Colin Campbell, but he goes by “Richard Ames”
I like medical terms:
Bezoar — hairball
Thalamus
Thorax
Amygdala
and there’s always Kitty (which we call both of our cats, even though neither are named that)
I suppose I might as well throw my ideas out there.
1. Edgeworth
2. Loki
3. Cartography
4. Maverick
5. Drake
Not the most creative, I’m sure, but eh. SO IT GOES. I like ‘em.
My Heavens – Sure are a lot of people who want that free book of yours, John!
My suggestions:
Patches
Freebie
Chocolate Chippers
Moo Moo
Whiskers
Hopefully these haven’t been used yet…
1. Dirk Gently
I know, it’s a bit lame, but I’m reading those novels right now and would name just about anything Dirk, or Gently, or both. Maybe you could name your fridge Dirk if you didn’t want to use the name on the cat… Actually, I myself may do that one.
2. Earl
3. Interloper
4. Schrödinger
5. Till
The last one being a play on the fact that up ’till now he’s been a temp. Though I suppose it’s a play on impermanence in general.
Juan-Carlos Perriera Sanchez Delavascez Del Toro.
Or JC for short.
I do like Temp Cat (TM), but what about the next cat who drops into your life? Hmm. How about “T2″ (for the *next* cat — you have plenty of suggestions for this one already!)?
1. Mal
2. Bork
3. Ferris (if Wil says it’s okay)
4. Melvin
5. Razzle
1. One-Bit (ie. black and white)
2. Tux (like the penguin)
3. Alan Smithee
4. CatMan (Pow! Sock! Wham!)
5. Arouet
1. Gorgonzola
2. Limberger
3. Munster
4. Nacho
5. Gub’mint
All cats should be named after cheeses
Hello John,
We have two names for the cat:
1. Kitty (all of our cats have that name)
2. Irish (my wife’s name for her early pet cat)
There is only one name that would make the cat yours…
TC
1. Kokopelli
2. Bacon
3.Shiva
although, tempcat(tm) is really quite good…
Well, this probably won’t get read, much less chosen, but I’d go for…ChiChi LaSparkle.
Doesn’t matter that he’s a he. He can be a drag queen, god darn it.
I like:
Pluto
Wire
Phieghlyckes (felix)
Sambuca
and
Herm
I can’t believe no one’s suggested Mencken. Or if you wanted to be really obscure, you could just call him H.L.
Had a cat with similar markings named Bartholomew. Freqeuntly walked about the house with the same sulky expression. Therefore, I offer you the use of his “other” name:
Tharbolomew (or just Tharb for short)
Off topic – had a cat with very little personality that just didn’t name himself – cat was almost 1 year old and still unnamed – people would ask the cat’s name and our response was “Ask him, he’s not telling us.” Finally named the cat Ask-em (or Ask-him, spellling was a bit dodgy).
Sickup
Eastwood
Dozer
1) Temptation
2) Who me?
3) Divine Master
4) Cattitude
1/Cooking Fat
2/Cfer (for cat)
3/Spartacus (I..am Spartacus!)
4/Anthrax
5/Rabies
Anything..just please don’t call him Lucky. We get more cats called Lucky in the emergency room than anything else
Another bad suggestion:
Go-Cat
Cordwainer Smith character?
Dragonball Z character?
When you want him to come, you say go!
Shiva – The consort of Kali and one of the five faces of the devine. Plus sounds cool
Shiva – Dont!
Shiva – Stop Fighting!
Shiva – Come here.
TeeCee, for TempCat TM, is a great calling name. It’s two syllabes and ends with the high ‘ee’ note, which according to some self-proclaimed experts makes it easier for the animal to recognize it’s being called.
I agree with other posters: your first impulse is best. And it’s certainly the only TempCat TM out there.
Byron. Because he’s a tuxedo cat, and Byron popularized the black tuxedo.
One more non-eligible entry:
Jesus. Pronounced as in the Spanish “Hay-soos,” but imagine the buzz you’ll generate when you can blog things like, “Jesus coughed up a hairball in the living room this morning” or, “Jesus is finally getting the hang of using his litterbox.”
/awaiting death by lightning strike in 3…2…1…
Damn. I thought I had one that nobody else had, but Bob had my choice back at 253:
>TempCat® (Now with registered trademark!)
As I tend to agree that, with permanency, your cat should be upgraded to an assertion of actual registered trademark protection.
Although, come to think of it, perhaps TempCat© is rather more your bag.
(Not that I expect to win or anything, but don’t you still owe me a book from a contest, like, YEARS ago?)