8 thoughts on “Congratulations Cory and Alice

  1. Years from now if you forget what day you finished Zoe’s Tale, you can ask Cory Doctorow what his daughter’s birthday is and have your answer.

  2. My Mom had initials that spelled things: JAR before marriage, JAG afterward. She made very sure none of her children had initials that spelled anything, and made sure we knew it was deliberate.

  3. I’m with Elyse. Try going through life explaining that yes, your parents did use a good deal of marijuana, but it is happenstance that one’s initials turned out to be THC.

  4. I feel sorry for that girl, not only will she be mercilessly teased all throughout school, but when third grade comes around and the teachers make her write out her full name in cursive it’s going to take up the whole damn page…

  5. I still can’t figure why the kid’s name consists of the German word for poetry, the title of a novel from 1788, the name of a dark ages Italian mathematician, a brand of work out equipment, and ends with the last name of the mother and father reversed – to the extent I could find out, the kid’s parents are unmarried (not being a dark lord of the Internith, and not really caring much, it was cursory checking), and generally, unless the parents are attempting to ape married social convention, the mother’s last name is customarily the child’s last name.

    Nonetheless, good marketing on the part of an author – and unlike some here, the fact that a kid may be picked on is not a reason to burden them with a name which won’t fit on many forms – people get picked on for any number of reasons, and trying to prevent such potential abuse is merely playing along with it in the end.

    Though maybe not that good – 7 comments on this blog is a giant yawn.

  6. Transfinite congratulations on the 3 Doctorows’ emergent complex phenomena.

    In the interpretation of the alphanumeric string “Poesy Emmeline Fibonacci Nautilus Taylor Doctorow” is am particular delighted with the “Fibonacci” — and not just as Computer Science/Math geeks everywhere are. It’s because of my dialogue in a lucid dream with the eponymous Pisan.

    Now, as I readily admit, this blog thread and that beautiful child, are not about me (arrogant self-centered egotistical name-dropping 2-time Con Chair fool that I am) but I want to tell you something about the eponym that few people know; some of it is true; some of it is a good story of the historico-stfnal genre.

    There may still be some Math Geeks who still have not read the wonderful quotation from Fibonacci in

    Post, Jonathan Vos. “Arabic Numeral.” From MathWorld–A Wolfram Web Resource,
    created by Eric W. Weisstein.

    http://mathworld.wolfram.com/ArabicNumeral.html

    In December 2006 recently I wrote in a few days the first 15,000 words of a story called “Fibonacci: Superspy” which has hovered near the novelette novel fuzzy boundary while Real Life rudely interrupted me; and had just finished a chapter featuring a naval battle between galleys against King Roger II of Sicily. I’d been at a restaurant with Dr. Thomas McDonough, a student of Carl Sagan’s, and a published (“discovered by Isaac Asimov”) SF novelist. He made a note when I I told him that the pirate flag “The Jolly Roger” is named after that same King Roger. As an active member of the Skeptics’ Society, he condemns claims of precognition. To our surprise, a couple of days later the L.A. Times ran a book review of another spy novel set in 12th century Italy, and featuring the same King Roger II of Sicily.

    I’d started writing after, in a dream, where I was watching cute flffy rabbits jump over a fence, “like counting sheep,” I said to myself, and then noticed that there had been just one of them, than another one, then there were 2, then 3, then 5, then 8, then 13, and I said a name and, in a puff of opiated-hemp-smelling smoke, there appeared Fibonacci himself (call by name daemon) who told me that I was an idiot for thinking that I knew the first thing about him, just because I’d published gems such as:

    Tony D. Noe and Jonathan Vos Post, Primes in Fibonacci n-step and Lucas n-step Sequences, J. of Integer Sequences, Vol. 8 (2005), Article 05.4.4

    “Look, whether you think you’re a professional Mathematician or not, and whether you know you’re dreaming or not, ” he said sarcastically, “I say again that you don’t know the first thing about me. To clue you in, do you remember to whom I, whom you erroneously call Fibonacci, dedicated my first book, Liber Abaci, the one that launched the Singularity of 1202, by overnight converting the 4 major sea-going hypercompeting Italian City States, and then all of Europe, to Arabic numerals, which I had learned by studying with Arabs (well, okay with a Persian who had the best Arab texts) while living in North Africa with my father, Guilielmo Bonaccio, who wished for me to co-run the family merchant/pseudo-diplomat business. But that’s just a cover story, because you don’t know the first thing about me.”

    “But Liber Abaci,” I stammered, “was NOT the first European book to describe Arabic numerals, because Pope Silvester II in 999…”

    He cut me off with a chopping hand gesture.

    “Screw Gerbert d’Aurillac,” he said, “whom you didn’t know squat about either until you wrote that century in your Magic Dragon Multimedia ‘Timeline’ in your silly little 15,000,000 hit/year web domain. I mean Singularity.”

    “What do you think happened when bookkeepers were suddenly an order of magnitude more productive? Hello, Capitalism? Impact as if of PCs finally boosting office productivity? Easier to do real Math and Science? Renaissance? You ignorant clod.”

    So I woke up, jotted this all down in my bedside dreambook (which sometimes has entire complicated metered rhymed poems and sometimes gorgeous equations handed to me in dreams) and found to my shock that Fibonacci had dedicated his first book to Michael Scott. “The Wizard Michael Scott” in folklore, Dante, and Sir Walter Scott’s writings, who was (bringing this ramble back to the origin) at the court of Holy Roman Emperor Frederick II — as the official Astrologer.

    And I got to wondering. How did the Pisan, widely travelled, highly multilingual, grokking Judeochristian AND Islamic AND Persian culture and literature, end up at the Court of the Holy Roman Empire, and not just any Emperor, but a genuine experimental biologist? And what was he really doing, including being nominally “along for the ride” and strangely deconstructed stragetic masterpiece of a Reverse Crusade?

    Bingo! He was the greatest spy of all time. And he had the perfect deep cover, with such as clever puzzle-solving applications of he Chinese remainder theorem, deep familiarity with perfect numbers and Mersenne primes, as well as formulas for arithmetic series and for square pyramidal numbers (about which I’ve also published), and the growth of a population of rabbits, which was actually known centuries earlier, and solving a Cubic Diophantine equation to exquisite accuracy, by methods that we still haven’t figured out how he knew.

    Hmmmm. So pounded the keys, and began as follows (cut & pasted from Fibonacci, Super-spy
    by
    Jonathan Vos Post
    66-page (56 pp. story) 28,300 words [including notes]
    Draft 6.0 of 3 January 2007
    Copyright (c) 2006 by Emerald City Publishing
    ….

    Call me Fibonacci.

    Excuse me for a moment while I wash this blood from my
    hands.

    Courtiers of my patron, the Holy Roman Emperor
    Frederick II, call me Leonardo Pisano. My father,
    Guilielmo of the Bonacci family, rest his soul, called
    me Leo. In Pisa they call me Bigollo, which means
    good-for-nothing, absent-minded or a traveler. But you
    and I don’t know each other well enough for you to
    address me by other than Fibonacci, to properly
    respect my family. A contraction of Filiorm Bonacci
    (‘of the family of Bonacci’).

    Did my countrymen wish to express by this epithet
    “Bigollo” their disdain for myself as a man who
    concerned himself with questions of no practical
    value, or do they suspend judgment and simply use the
    word in the Tuscan dialect, where it means a
    much-traveled man, which I most assuredly am?

    I arrived in Bugia just in time to witness a murder,
    which led me to who I am today, by the most unusual
    path.

    There. It may only be the blood of a rabbit, but I’d
    hate to set the court a-twitter with more slanders.

    2. Bugia, 1190

    Bugia is one of North Africa’s most beautiful cities.
    From where young Fibonacci stood, in a hodgepodge of
    Tuscan garb with African adornments, an orange in one
    hand, he could see down to the sparkling azure sea,
    and the thrusting cape. Turning his head, he could
    see up scrubby Mount Gouraya, crowned by a cloud that
    seemed caught at one corner by the rocky peak.

    The city, redolent of fish, figs, frying vegetables,
    dung, lemons, and spices, crossed and recrossed itself
    with narrow streets never making a straight line,
    always climbing, crowded with people costumed from a
    hundred kingdoms.

    The dirty, boat-strewn and net-littered beach
    momentarily drew his mind across the Mediterranean to
    Marseilles, and back to Italian fisher villages of his
    younger days. Except for the fact that this place was
    all Africa, not European in any way.

    He turned the corner of the plum-sellers, strode past
    a slave carrying a huge barrel of olives, dodged a
    merchant carrying a chattering monkey, and spotted the
    shop where the Persian book was being copied for him.

    He slipped inside, bowed to the owner, who waved him
    to seat himself on an elaborate rug atop a pile of
    wool and hides.

    “I bring you silver, sir. Have you finished the book,
    as the messenger said?”

    “Indeed, esteemed son of Guilielmo of Bonacci. I send
    your father blessings on his honesty and wisdom as
    Collector of Customs. His predecessor…” the owner
    spat into a brass bowl, “… was known for his
    bottomless greed. Your family honors your kingdom.”

    The owner called in Arabic to one of his sons and
    nephews, who rushed from behind a curtain to hand the
    owner a splendid book, bound in leather worked with a
    Persian palace scene, and handed it to Fibonacci.

    The young man hardly glanced at the binding, but
    flipped it open to a page of numbers and flawless
    calligraphy.

    “Yes! Magnificent! This is indeed the Hisab al-jabr
    w’almuqabalah, just as the priceless one of my
    teacher.”

    Another of the owner’s family brought and poured a cup
    of honey-sweet mint tea. Fibonacci took a polite sip,
    a second, then set the cup down with a click onto the
    inlaid tray.

    “You are wise beyond your years to have a schoolmaster
    who follows the prophet Mohammed, blessed be his name,
    and worships Allah the Merciful. With all due respect,
    your countrymen know not what they miss by following
    only the lesser prophet Yeshua.”

    “My teacher has opened my eyes indeed. This book
    (beautiful job!) will change the world, perhaps not so
    much as your Qoran. Imagine. The Persian
    mathematician Abu ‘Abd Allah, Mohammed ibn Musa
    al-Khowarizmi, Father of Abdullah, Mohammed, son of
    Moses, native of Khwarizm, astronomer to the Caliph at
    Baghdad, wrote it 375 years ago, and his al-jabr, or
    Algebra as some call it now, will live forever. His
    way of building the truth, one step at a time, as an
    architect builds a castle, as a woman follows a recipe
    for cooking a feast. How unlike anything else in the
    wide world.”

    The owner made a gesture over his head. “What can a
    humble seller of curious goods such as myself know of
    such matters? I can count sheep, count my wives,
    count my children, and count a handful of coins. My
    days are numbered, but Allah alone knows the number,
    blessed be his name.”

    Fibonacci got the hint, blushed to have forgotten the
    mercantile protocol briefly, so absorbed was he in the
    book. He drew the bag of silver coins from under his
    blouse, with a muffled clang, and handed it to the
    owner. The owner, as a gesture of trust to Guilielmo,
    took it with a bow, and did not open it to count.

    “And here is something from myself, not my father,”
    said Fibonacci, and pulled a thin gold ring from his
    finger, handing it to the owner. “What is jewelry on
    the outside, compared to your hospitality, and the
    treasure of understanding in the soul.”

    Another sip of tea, waving aside the hookah, and
    making the least smalltalk necessary to respect the
    transaction, Fibonacci stood, bowed again, and stepped
    from the shop back into the golden sunlight.

    Suddenly, a man dressed in yellow and scarlet cloak
    threw up his hands and screamed. A second man,
    turbaned, his face curiously tattooed, stabbed the
    first man in the belly with a curved steel dagger. The
    victim screamed, gurgled, fell to the dirt. “Scotus
    will know!” the dying man said. The killer stabbed
    again, to the heart. The victim pissed himself,
    spasmed, and lay still.

    Fibonacci was squatting in terror behind amphorae of
    wine and oil, hoping that he had not been seen.
    Neither killer nor killed had ever looked in his
    direction, but eyewitnesses had a habit of being
    washed up dead upon the beach, drowned, or with their
    throats cut.

    “Scotus?” he wondered. “The Scots have no trade
    here.”

    He was awake late into the night, by firelight,
    reading the luminescent mathematics, so flawlessly
    copied. But when he finally slept, he dreamed not of
    algorithms, but of bloody daggers.

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