Round These Here Parts, We Just Eat Them

Horrible doings a-transpiring, involving chocolate bunnies.

Comments

  1. The Death Metal Remix is pretty good, too. Also about twice as fast, if people don’t have the time to watch slow la-la-la music.

  2. Harvey the Puca says:

    THERE WILL BE JUSTICE FOR THAT……..

    COMING SOON…..

    FROM THE DENTIST….

    BWHAAAA HA HA…

  3. John H says:

    Well, that was surreal. Sort of a Wednesday Addams Easter…

  4. Gennita Low says:

    Poor lil’ bunny.

    Got to share this.

  5. Jeff Hentosz says:

    Uh, huh.

    The concept is sound, but if no scenario involves a fuse being lit … well, nice try, is all.

  6. Karl C. says:

    Isn’t there something in the Geneva Convention about mistreatment of Chocolate Easter Bunnies? Shouldn’t PETA be notified!?! …and NO, I don’t mean People Eating Tasty Animals! The Other PETA, dammit!
    That was just sick.
    Wow! Did you see the way the rabbit’s head just blew right off?
    Sick, I tell you.

  7. Domini says:

    Is there something wrong with me because I couldn’t help but giggle like a maniac while watching that?

  8. Essi says:

    You all seen the cartoon books about bunnies committing suicide? Some of them are quite gruesome, and yet you just can’t help but see what the next one thought up. more info at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Bunny_Suicides

  9. Nathan says:

    Jeff beat me to it. If it doesn’t include ‘sploding bunny…nice try, but fail.

  10. Burns! says:

    That was bizarre and sad, but strangely beautiful. Love the music.

  11. Tracey C. says:

    Has anyone shared with you yet the plight of the Cadbury Eggs?

    If you go to http://www.cremeegg.co.uk/ , pull down the light shade, and choose “fantasies”. You have your choice of seeing how this holiday season is affecting the psyches of the poor, poor eggs. (Think Jonestown, only messy. And with music.)

  12. TransDutch says:

    I don’t feel any remorse for the bunnies.
    However, that was a waste of a lot of good chocolate.

  13. John H says:

    Good is a relative term…

  14. BJS says:

    I love that the heat lamp melted the bunny’s face like the Arc of teh Covenant melted the Nazi’s face.
    MMmmmmm… Chocolate Nazis…
    No, wait.

  15. A microwave works better. Here are detailed instructions on how to nuke a chocolate bunny with style!

    http://safewrite.livejournal.com/209816.html

  16. Miles Archer says:

    My 9 year old daughter says “Awesome!”. Her friend is crying.

  17. Max Kaehn says:

    My laughter is scaring the cats. And my wife.

  18. Happy National Egg Salad Week to all and sundry!
    –ml

  19. Christopher Hawley says:

    Purely in the interest of balanced reporting, I for one would pay actual money to see Revenge of the Chocolate Bunnies featuring people herded or kicked into bubbling vats of chocolate to drown and/or parboil. Extra points if the lagomorphs bite their chocolate-coated ears off afterward.

    Miles Archer #16: My sympathies go out to your daughter’s friend. I hope she will learn from this how sick people can be — and when it’s time to take appropriate measures.

  20. Ari B. says:

    I understand the how of it, I just don’t quite get the why.

  21. Jeff Hentosz says:

    Why? There is no “why.” It’s aRt, you heathen. ;p

  22. No blowtorch?

  23. marciepooh says:

    It’s only real art if you use a solid chocolate bunny. Hollow bunnies are pop-art.

  24. Rick York says:

    I want to see “Revenge of the Chocolate Bunnies”!

  25. EvilDan says:

    Someone with more know-how than I needs to slow down the face-melting finale to “Raiders of the Lost Ark” and set it to the mellow “la la la” music from the bunny video.

    Then, and only then, will the acid trip be complete.

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