It is here.
Aha! We now learn why you had no Internet connection on Thursday. It was obviously a nefarious plot of John Scalvi to distract you while he launched his own Web site. Well played, Mr. Scalvi. Well played.
John Scalvi is watching you. Always watching. The Unblinking Eye.
John Scalvi hit me so hard my great great great grandchildren came back in time to sue me.
I guess Tony Bones in Brooklyn lets his goons fiddle with websites! Who knew!
Scalvi? I thought that guy was dead.
Scalvi didn’t even flinch that time Uncle Abe tripped off the claymore he’d set in the outhouse. Thanksgiving, that was.
You go on his website, you just know some shit’s coming down on your browser. Lucky if you don’t end up on some Federal watch-list.
I never did find out how he got out of that sink hole. Maybe he wants his .45 back.
I once shot John Scalvi in Reno, just to watch him die.
He didn’t. Even though I shot him in the head. Many, many times.
Just who/what is John Scalvi? And why? Did you ever ask yourself that? Well, did you?
You probably shouldn’t.
It seems that asking too many questions about John Scalvi can be bad for your health.
Is this a new meme? Take an active thread and make it it’s own blog? Sounds like something Scalvi would come up with.
The trip to Lourdes didn’t work so John Scalvi has purchased a toupe
….and a bad one at that
….. how bad was it?
…. Bad enough to stop the internet in Ohio…
I once shot John Scalvi just to watch him die, then I got distracted and missed it. Oh my friends tried to describe it to me, but it just isn’t the same.
Last time I met John Scalvi, he was debating with himself the merits of being visually represented by a strip of red ribbon and nothing else. Mind you, that was all he was wearing at the time.
So who is John Scalvi?
I am the real John Scalvi!! i really exist, I’m italian and I’m 19(giovanni scalvi)
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