Here you see Kodi with an ARC of Zoe’s Tale, guarding it with all the fierceness of Cerberus guarding the gates of Hades. Sure, you could try taking the ARC from her, but afterward, you would only be able to count to five on your fingers. I’m not trying to frighten you, I’m just letting you know how that would work out.
Fortunately, there’s a way for you to acquire a signed Zoe’s Tale’s ARC that doesn’t involve sacrificing your least-favorite hand to get it. How? Well, I’m running a contest, you see. Right here. Right now. Here’s how to play:
Explain the events of the night of August 19, 1994.
Huh? You say. What did happen on the night of August 19, 1994? Well, that’s my point: There’s a lot of confusion on what really happened. That’s why we need you to explain it. Perhaps you were there. Perhaps you know someone who was there. Perhaps you heard something about that evening on the Internet or other source. However you know the details, share them with us. Aside from reporting the “facts,” do not be afraid to insert your own speculation or commentary concerning the events: your personal interpretation is valuable — nay, necessary.
Do not be deterred by others who may offer up entirely different facts, speculation or commentary. As I said, there’s a lot of confusion about what really happened. Just give it your best shot, and post your explanation/speculation in the comment thread here. Heck, you can even post more than one explanation — even if that second explanation completely contradicts your other explanation. Just get your posting in before 11:59:59 pm on Thursday, May 15 (Eastern Time). On Friday, May 16, I’ll announce the winner. And then we’ll all know what truly happened on that fateful night.
So: The evening of August 19, 1994. What can you tell me about it?
(Hint for the new folks: If you’re actually searching Wikipedia, trying to figure out what happened in the real world on that date, you’re doing it wrong.)