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Just in Case I’m Never Heard From Again

My daughter and her friend have been holed up in her room this evening, doing “scientific experiments.” Every once in a while I’ll get updates, like so: “Great news, dad! The eggs are GAINING OXYGEN!” And then back… Read More

The Cure, For What Ails You

New single from The Cure, from their upcoming album. It’s happy Cure this time, which is good, because for the last album or two, ol’ Robert Smith’s been needing a hug: It’s called “The Only One,” incidentally. It’s… Read More

Ring Ring Ring

Hello, this is John Scalzi. I’m not on the Internet today, but if you would like to leave a message, please do so after the beep. BEEP