My wife, sticking her tongue into a buzzing, whirling fan blade, because she’s just that tough.
The real question: What’s scarier, the fact my wife thinks nothing of sticking her tongue into a whirling fan blade, just for the fun of it, or the fact that she’s looking at the camera with an expression that says what? Can’t you do this?
For the record: No. No I cannot.
Fear my wife, people.