Snippet from a phone conversation earlier today:
Me (talking as I’m lying on the bed): Just to warn you, the cat just came up on my chest and is sticking her butt in my face, so if I suddenly go “mmmphmmph” while we’re talking, you’ll know why.
Friend: Dude, I did not need to know that for some portion of this phone call you’ll be talking out of a cat anus.
Mmmphmmmph, indeed, my friends. Mmmphmmph indeed.