Comments on: Apparently This is All My Fault http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/07/apparently-this-is-all-my-fault/ DEVISING A SYSTEM FOR REMEMBERING EVERYTHING Sun, 21 Mar 2010 15:02:07 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: panistapsa http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/07/apparently-this-is-all-my-fault/#comment-37373 panistapsa Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:10:38 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=980#comment-37373 This discussion reminds me of this cartoon from xckd http://xkcd.com/386/ This discussion reminds me of this cartoon from xckd

http://xkcd.com/386/

]]> By: mick_slick http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/07/apparently-this-is-all-my-fault/#comment-37372 mick_slick Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:28:11 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=980#comment-37372 I have the pig from The Simpsons Garden of Eden episode.....mmmmmmmmmmmm endless bacon... BAAAAAACCONNNNNNNNNNNN n' lots of it hehe Mick I have the pig from The Simpsons Garden of Eden episode…..mmmmmmmmmmmm endless bacon…
BAAAAAACCONNNNNNNNNNNN
n’ lots of it hehe

Mick

]]> By: Anonymous http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/07/apparently-this-is-all-my-fault/#comment-37371 Anonymous Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:03:52 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=980#comment-37371 sigh -- it came from the flippin' ARPAnet, you kids get off my lawn. sigh — it came from the flippin’ ARPAnet, you kids get off my lawn.

]]> By: John Scalzi http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/07/apparently-this-is-all-my-fault/#comment-37370 John Scalzi Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:38:26 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=980#comment-37370 Some Guy: <a href="http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=988" rel="nofollow">Yes, I know.</a> Some Guy:

Yes, I know.

]]> By: Some Guy http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/07/apparently-this-is-all-my-fault/#comment-37369 Some Guy Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:36:51 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=980#comment-37369 Heh, FARK.com picked it up and I think you're outed. Heh, FARK.com picked it up and I think you’re outed.

]]> By: petronius http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/07/apparently-this-is-all-my-fault/#comment-37353 petronius Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:36:32 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=980#comment-37353 Bilbo, you should try bacon salt. It's vegetarian and kosher AND zero calorie (I have no idea how they achieve all that) but it tastes just like the real thing. The sodium will still send your blood pressure through the roof but it's a small price to pay for the joy of bacon flavored seasoning. You can put it on anything (even bacon!). Bilbo, you should try bacon salt. It’s vegetarian and kosher AND zero calorie (I have no idea how they achieve all that) but it tastes just like the real thing. The sodium will still send your blood pressure through the roof but it’s a small price to pay for the joy of bacon flavored seasoning. You can put it on anything (even bacon!).

]]> By: Not Bilbo http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/07/apparently-this-is-all-my-fault/#comment-37352 Not Bilbo Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:33:34 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=980#comment-37352 Wow. "If you open your mind to the truth, you’ll see that if we have any chance of a future, eating meat has gotta go." And here I thought once we could get the pigs and cattle genetically engineered for life on a terraformed Mars we could use that entire planet as one giant ranch and we'd be in bacon Cheeseburgers... FOREVER! MWuaahahhahahahahhaahh! Wow.

“If you open your mind to the truth, you’ll see that if we have any chance of a future, eating meat has gotta go.”

And here I thought once we could get the pigs and cattle genetically engineered for life on a terraformed Mars we could use that entire planet as one giant ranch and we’d be in bacon Cheeseburgers… FOREVER!

MWuaahahhahahahahhaahh!

]]> By: Bilbo http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/07/apparently-this-is-all-my-fault/#comment-37355 Bilbo Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:41:13 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=980#comment-37355 I love the Internet, don't mind the endlessly absurd memes. But I'm also vegetarian, and bacon is just pretty gross. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a hard core vegan or anything, but the whole idea of 'bacon' just makes my soul hurt. In America alone, if we stopped feeding our grain to livestock, we'd be able to feed 800 million additional people. In California, there's a ballot measure to provide 20 million farm animals with cages they can actually turn around and stretch their limbs in. This is 2008, people. Once you've woken up to the fact that eating meat is just low consciousness, you can never go back. I don't even know why or how I became vegetarian ten years ago, it suddenly just clicked. I still dream about eating Burger King once in a while. I still like the taste of meat. I LOVE bacon. But yuck! If you open your mind to the truth, you'll see that if we have any chance of a future, eating meat has gotta go. I hope that someday we don't even use words like 'sirloin.' Fuck the pigheads!!! I love the Internet, don’t mind the endlessly absurd memes. But I’m also vegetarian, and bacon is just pretty gross. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a hard core vegan or anything, but the whole idea of ‘bacon’ just makes my soul hurt. In America alone, if we stopped feeding our grain to livestock, we’d be able to feed 800 million additional people. In California, there’s a ballot measure to provide 20 million farm animals with cages they can actually turn around and stretch their limbs in. This is 2008, people. Once you’ve woken up to the fact that eating meat is just low consciousness, you can never go back. I don’t even know why or how I became vegetarian ten years ago, it suddenly just clicked. I still dream about eating Burger King once in a while. I still like the taste of meat. I LOVE bacon. But yuck! If you open your mind to the truth, you’ll see that if we have any chance of a future, eating meat has gotta go. I hope that someday we don’t even use words like ’sirloin.’ Fuck the pigheads!!!

]]> By: John Scalzi http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/07/apparently-this-is-all-my-fault/#comment-37354 John Scalzi Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:36:18 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=980#comment-37354 Indeed, fffff, my e-penis is <em>mighty</em>, inseminating the whole of the Internet with its Bacon-flavored spurtage! All will gave upon My Massive Virtual Pork Sausage and tremble! Bwa ha ha ha hah ha! Here, fffff, you can suck it for me. Thanks. (Note to everyone else: If you're going to try to be snarky, please do a better job of it here than fffff, whose attempt reeks like Debbie Gibson tour shirt dipped in dumpster juice. Thanks.) Indeed, fffff, my e-penis is mighty, inseminating the whole of the Internet with its Bacon-flavored spurtage! All will gave upon My Massive Virtual Pork Sausage and tremble! Bwa ha ha ha hah ha!

Here, fffff, you can suck it for me. Thanks.

(Note to everyone else: If you’re going to try to be snarky, please do a better job of it here than fffff, whose attempt reeks like Debbie Gibson tour shirt dipped in dumpster juice. Thanks.)

]]> By: fffff http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/07/apparently-this-is-all-my-fault/#comment-37368 fffff Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:25:04 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=980#comment-37368 What great e-penis you have. NO ONE CARES What great e-penis you have.

NO ONE CARES

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