Just checked with Google to see if the word exists out there, and it doesn’t, so today’s new word:
Definition: Well, think about what part of your body puckers. Now think about what guards it. There you go.
Update: Some folks feel that the word works better in plural form (“puckerguards”). I think there’s room enough for both varieties, depending on context, don’t you?
First used: See previous column.
You’re welcome. Enjoy in good heath. Eat your fiber daily.