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	<title>Comments on: The Unbearable Ridiculousness of Bacon</title>
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	<description>I FORGET WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR</description>
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		<title>By: Range</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/10/the-unbearable-ridiculousness-of-bacon/#comment-37714</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a newcomer to Whatever, I&#039;m still in shock I&#039;ve not been here earlier, only now learning of your bacon love...One Saturday every month my family enjoys the “Homer Simpson” breakfast, which consists of donuts and bacon. When asked what I would do if I could “walk away from it all”, I respond, “Live in the mountains and eat a lb. of bacon everyday.” In fact, it runs in my blood, as I have to tell my six-year-old son that Canadian bacon is “circle” bacon if I have any hope of him eating it. My blood test is Aug. 18?

Enjoying every slice!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a newcomer to Whatever, I&#8217;m still in shock I&#8217;ve not been here earlier, only now learning of your bacon love&#8230;One Saturday every month my family enjoys the “Homer Simpson” breakfast, which consists of donuts and bacon. When asked what I would do if I could “walk away from it all”, I respond, “Live in the mountains and eat a lb. of bacon everyday.” In fact, it runs in my blood, as I have to tell my six-year-old son that Canadian bacon is “circle” bacon if I have any hope of him eating it. My blood test is Aug. 18?</p>
<p>Enjoying every slice!</p>
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		<title>By: Thena</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:23:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@23

I think I&#039;ve seen teh bacon bra before.  In fact, I think it was around &lt;em&gt;here&lt;/em&gt; someplace.

One of our proprietor&#039;s &quot;Here, I&#039;ve see it, you can stop sending me this link now&quot; posts.

Which are nearly always about bacon, for some reason.

I can&#039;t imagine why.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@23</p>
<p>I think I&#8217;ve seen teh bacon bra before.  In fact, I think it was around <em>here</em> someplace.</p>
<p>One of our proprietor&#8217;s &#8220;Here, I&#8217;ve see it, you can stop sending me this link now&#8221; posts.</p>
<p>Which are nearly always about bacon, for some reason.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t imagine why.</p>
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		<title>By: Tei</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. I just read all the way through the comments on the Michelle Obama &#039;baby mama&#039; story, and I have to say I am now taking notes on how to deal with trolls. The image of Warrior frantically trying to get his puny little opinions in the public view, while you calmly respond to him on the comment thread without giving him the dignity of seeing his own side of the argument posted - it&#039;s gold, that&#039;s all I can say, sheer gold. It made me happy. Inside.

I must admit the obsession with bacon perplexes me. I have nothing against Bacon Cat, but how everyone got so psyched about him is a devious puzzle indeed. Though I suppose well done for having a cat who did not eat the bacon long enough to take a photo. Well played there, sir.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow. I just read all the way through the comments on the Michelle Obama &#8216;baby mama&#8217; story, and I have to say I am now taking notes on how to deal with trolls. The image of Warrior frantically trying to get his puny little opinions in the public view, while you calmly respond to him on the comment thread without giving him the dignity of seeing his own side of the argument posted &#8211; it&#8217;s gold, that&#8217;s all I can say, sheer gold. It made me happy. Inside.</p>
<p>I must admit the obsession with bacon perplexes me. I have nothing against Bacon Cat, but how everyone got so psyched about him is a devious puzzle indeed. Though I suppose well done for having a cat who did not eat the bacon long enough to take a photo. Well played there, sir.</p>
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		<title>By: mjfgates</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Based on the existing data, I predict that if you dig up Fred Saberhagen, cover him in bacon, and get him mounted as an exhibit in the Creation Museum, you&#039;ll be *really* popular.

With whom, I do not know.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Based on the existing data, I predict that if you dig up Fred Saberhagen, cover him in bacon, and get him mounted as an exhibit in the Creation Museum, you&#8217;ll be *really* popular.</p>
<p>With whom, I do not know.</p>
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		<title>By: Jonathan</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/10/the-unbearable-ridiculousness-of-bacon/#comment-37702</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jonathan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thought you might enjoy this. Th ecurious this is that its posted on a Jewish website.

http://69.36.40.219/post/look_its_bra_made_out_bacon#]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thought you might enjoy this. Th ecurious this is that its posted on a Jewish website.</p>
<p><a href="http://69.36.40.219/post/look_its_bra_made_out_bacon#" rel="nofollow">http://69.36.40.219/post/look_its_bra_made_out_bacon#</a></p>
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		<title>By: Manny</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/10/the-unbearable-ridiculousness-of-bacon/#comment-37701</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, let me make sure I have this straight.  The cake is a lie, but the bacon is real.  Right?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, let me make sure I have this straight.  The cake is a lie, but the bacon is real.  Right?</p>
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		<title>By: Justme</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Justme]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bacon-Cat = comedy gold.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bacon-Cat = comedy gold.</p>
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		<title>By: John Scalzi</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/10/the-unbearable-ridiculousness-of-bacon/#comment-37695</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[John Scalzi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jamie:

In terms of aggregate views, Being Poor is easily #1. It gets at least a couple hundred views a day.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jamie:</p>
<p>In terms of aggregate views, Being Poor is easily #1. It gets at least a couple hundred views a day.</p>
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		<title>By: JerolJ</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gee, I first came here because I wanted information on &quot;Old Man&#039;s War&quot; and stayed for the cat talk and bad 80s music videos. I feel so ashamed.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gee, I first came here because I wanted information on &#8220;Old Man&#8217;s War&#8221; and stayed for the cat talk and bad 80s music videos. I feel so ashamed.</p>
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		<title>By: JJS</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/07/10/the-unbearable-ridiculousness-of-bacon/#comment-37698</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You really should get a pet pig, as Neil suggested.  And you should name it Bacon-Cat.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You really should get a pet pig, as Neil suggested.  And you should name it Bacon-Cat.</p>
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