Apparently, they have “Smokey Bacon”-flavored (or “flavoured” as they would spell it) potato chips. Here you see a bag, sent to me by my dear friend Meeka, who declared that the instant she saw the bacon-dusted chips, she thought of me. Such is my fate until the end of time. I suppose. But on the other hand: hey, bacon-flavored potato chips! And in fact, they are really bacon-y and smoky. I’m frankly flummoxed as to why these are not being sold in the US. It’s probably a good thing they’re not, though, because I suspect that if they were, I would be currently orb-shaped. And that would be no good.
Be that as it may, thank you, Meeka, for sending these along. As Athena’s expression suggests, they’re a big hit here at the Scalzi household.