Comments on: Toward a Canonical List of Zombie Rhymes http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/08/06/toward-a-canonical-list-of-zombie-rhymes/ DEVISING A SYSTEM FOR REMEMBERING EVERYTHING Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:09:30 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: CiCi http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/08/06/toward-a-canonical-list-of-zombie-rhymes/#comment-187151 CiCi Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:57:38 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1276#comment-187151 What's a zombie ballerina's favorite move? PLIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE What’s a zombie ballerina’s favorite move?

PLIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

]]> By: Rhodes http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/08/06/toward-a-canonical-list-of-zombie-rhymes/#comment-187146 Rhodes Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:42:07 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1276#comment-187146 What does the dominatrix zombie like to use? Whips and Chaaaaaains! lol! kinky zombie! What does the dominatrix zombie like to use?
Whips and Chaaaaaains!

lol! kinky zombie!

]]> By: Chris http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/08/06/toward-a-canonical-list-of-zombie-rhymes/#comment-118286 Chris Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:08:48 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1276#comment-118286 What does an anorexic zombie do in the bathtub? Slide down the DRAAAAAAAAAAAIN What does an anorexic zombie do in the bathtub?
Slide down the DRAAAAAAAAAAAIN

]]> By: Shaya http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/08/06/toward-a-canonical-list-of-zombie-rhymes/#comment-41607 Shaya Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:45:53 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1276#comment-41607 What is a zombie's answer to gridlock? MORE LAAAAANES What is a zombie’s answer to gridlock?
MORE LAAAAANES

]]> By: Pjbeee http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/08/06/toward-a-canonical-list-of-zombie-rhymes/#comment-41606 Pjbeee Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:54:27 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1276#comment-41606 What's a zombie's favorite cell phone? iPhone. What’s a zombie’s favorite cell phone?
iPhone.

]]> By: Squanto http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/08/06/toward-a-canonical-list-of-zombie-rhymes/#comment-41604 Squanto Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:50:56 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1276#comment-41604 What do hip-hop ghosts wear? FUBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! What does the ghost watch at 11:00? The Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeews! Why does the ghost have the sniffles? The Fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! What do hip-hop ghosts wear?
FUBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What does the ghost watch at 11:00?
The Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeews!

Why does the ghost have the sniffles?
The Fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

]]> By: Squanto http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/08/06/toward-a-canonical-list-of-zombie-rhymes/#comment-41603 Squanto Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:47:01 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1276#comment-41603 Along the lines of the Zombie Rhymes, my office mate came up with some gems... Ghost Rhymes... How do ghosts get high? Sniffing Gluuuuuuuuuuue! What's the Ghost Favorite Red Sox Outfielder? J.D. Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeew! First Base? Kevin Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuklis! What did the ghost buy at Thom McCann? Shoooooooooooes! What's a Ghost's favorite music? The Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuues! Along the lines of the Zombie Rhymes, my office mate came up with some gems… Ghost Rhymes…

How do ghosts get high?
Sniffing Gluuuuuuuuuuue!

What’s the Ghost Favorite Red Sox Outfielder?
J.D. Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

First Base?
Kevin Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuklis!

What did the ghost buy at Thom McCann?
Shoooooooooooes!

What’s a Ghost’s favorite music?
The Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuues!

]]> By: KB http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/08/06/toward-a-canonical-list-of-zombie-rhymes/#comment-41605 KB Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:55:35 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1276#comment-41605 You've got the right idea. Although that method associated_with_word would probably be quite complex. You’ve got the right idea. Although that method associated_with_word would probably be quite complex.

]]> By: Chris Lawson http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/08/06/toward-a-canonical-list-of-zombie-rhymes/#comment-41601 Chris Lawson Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:54:40 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1276#comment-41601 begin file = dictionary; x = 0 while x < length(dictionary) x = x + 1 if word(x) = (rhymes_with_"ains"), then print "Q. What's a zombie's favourite "(word(associated_with_word(x)))"? A. "(allcaps(drawn_out(word(x))))"!!!" wend end begin
file = dictionary; x = 0
while x < length(dictionary)
x = x + 1
if word(x) = (rhymes_with_”ains”), then print “Q. What’s a zombie’s favourite “(word(associated_with_word(x)))”? A. “(allcaps(drawn_out(word(x))))”!!!”
wend
end

]]> By: crankynick http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/08/06/toward-a-canonical-list-of-zombie-rhymes/#comment-41602 crankynick Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:10:22 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1276#comment-41602 What do zombies use to navigate the universe? Melaaaaaaaange. What do zombies use to navigate the universe?

Melaaaaaaaange.

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