Comments on: “Hate Mail” Winners http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/09/01/hate-mail-winners/ I FORGET WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:31:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Anne C. http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/09/01/hate-mail-winners/#comment-44441 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:21:49 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1565#comment-44441 Wow. C. Rader’s is stunningly imaginative. And the rest are no slouches either. Wow. Bravo, guys and gals. Well deserved reward for your vitriol.

]]> By: Mike Cane http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/09/01/hate-mail-winners/#comment-44439 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:45:07 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1565#comment-44439 Well goddam. So that’s how it’s done. No fair! They made up all that shit. That’s not HATE. At least not the way *I* would have done it. Dahyum.

]]> By: Tetris http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/09/01/hate-mail-winners/#comment-44440 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:08:29 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1565#comment-44440 Hey, the winners are in a particular order! They’re ordered by decreasing word count!

]]> By: Dave http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/09/01/hate-mail-winners/#comment-44438 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:31:16 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1565#comment-44438 Congratulations, all. I enjoyed those.

I still enjoy mine, where I invoke Godwin in a limerick.

http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=898#comment-40932

]]> By: C.Rader http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/09/01/hate-mail-winners/#comment-44437 Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:09:34 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1565#comment-44437 Thank you @9 AntonGarou for that beautiful comparison. It’s such an honor… I especially liked Alternative Eric S. For the record, I be a he. Trouble is, whenever I show the piece to people I work with, they spit up a little, then look at me oddly, and move away. Sigh.

]]> By: Alternative Eric S. http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/09/01/hate-mail-winners/#comment-44436 Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:12:23 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1565#comment-44436 If I accept the award will I have to give up my amateur status?

]]> By: SMQ http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/09/01/hate-mail-winners/#comment-44435 Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:18:35 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1565#comment-44435 Does this mean I can stop pretending I’m not here now? Unsurprisingly my “clueless noob” hatemail was apparently too banal to make the cut. Ah well.

–SMQ

]]> By: Tully http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/09/01/hate-mail-winners/#comment-44434 Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:05:02 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1565#comment-44434 Join me, Dr. Phil, and together we can plot our hideous revenge!

]]> By: Dr. Phil http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/09/01/hate-mail-winners/#comment-44426 Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:37:12 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1565#comment-44426 Mine was better. (sniff)

Dr. Phil

]]> By: Kevin http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/09/01/hate-mail-winners/#comment-44421 Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:14:48 +0000 http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1565#comment-44421 For my part, when I purchase a copy of Hate Mail from the remainder bins of the rat infested second hand book store in my town, I shall rip out all pages written by scalzi and keep only those pages upon which the winners’ hate mail resides, thus make that sucky, banal, pile of bilious orangutang droppings and asparagus-scented piddlings worthy of reading again.

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