In no particular order:
1. Robert Heinlein’s form for fan mail
2. Bacon vodka
3. Bacon bourbon
4. Bacon candies of any sort
5. Anything detailing how Sarah Palin is crazy/unprepared/ignorant/going to be the death of us all
6. Anything detailing how John McCain is old/unprepared/a lying scumbag who will say anything to be president
Really, I’m on top of all of these now, thanks. Please feel free not to send me any more e-mails about any of them. My e-mail queue appreciates your consideration.