THEY WERE A LIFETIME TOGETHER
Click through. You’ll know why when you see it.
It’s pre-dyed yarn :)
There’s some kind of “blue balls” joke to be made here, but I’m too tired to think of it.
That’s how you got the blue dye on your back?
For similar purposes at Aullwood Farm, they put colored chalk in a leather harness – makes the rams look like escapees from a leather daddy bar. And when they fight for dominance, well, let’s just say it doesn’t help things.
Please don’t ever write a book that goes with that image.
Oh, John. You need to track down this farmer and make sure he gets a complimentary copy the book.
I’d sue him. He’s obviously already read the book.
Sue is too extreme. He obviously has read the book and liked it so much he thought to give some free advertising.
At least he died the sheep himself and didn’t wake up to blue sheep ” baaing” at him.
If you dream of this tonight – you’re a Cylon.
I just gotta…..
Where’s the BACON…..????
If you get home SOON John this might NOT happen to you….!!!!!!
O-H-I-O. Where the sheep are scared and the men have watched “Blue Velvet” one too many times.
Oh the humanity!!!
And that is why I like jelly wrestling.
Lol, I love it. The Android’s Dream. I hope the next article you link to has someone using WallBall sneakers. I will say no more in hopes that people will pursue a novel written by a certain someone pertaining to blue sheep.
[…] and the embarrassed farmer, who asked not to be named, got one good look before he went somewhere warm, wet, and suffocating.
– definitely not quoted from TAD p.101
It’s Cal Worthington and his dog Spot sheep [spoiler deleted]!
If you’re hoping to appease Narf win-Getag
with the last remaining ovine of the flock,
Which he’s hoping you can’t do
choose another sort of ewe —
Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal …
Cal Worthington Pastures — where the freeways meet in Downey!
Hmmm…that’s not quite the color I had envisioned. The farmer does, indeed, deserve a copy of the book.
Yeah, suing would be a bad idea; he might countersue for advertising reimbursement.
Nicole @2: Probably something along the lines of this being one time when blue balls are a good thing (for the sheep, anyway).
One sheep, Two sheep, White sheep, Blue sheep
It could be worse, you could have linked to this doctor mishap linked on the bottom of the sheep story. I don’t think you want that relevant to your interests.
:) I don’t know what to say. Use the photo for the paperback reissue?
So are you getting a kick out of the replies?
Blue dye and sheep sex…Does your branch of the SCA engage in reenactments of Pictish religious rites?
Or as Elmer Fudd used to say: “Why don’t we do it in the woad?”
Just finished android’s dream, so this amuses me even more.
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