Let’s see that floor get away now. Yes, when you suffer from the heartbreak of flyaway floors, it’s good to have a valiant phalanx of cats to keep them firmly pinned down. Zeus here is in particular a master of the craft; I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cat who more avidly secures a floor than he. It’s a calling, really.
Zeus is a placeholder cat in another way, and that is that he’s keeping you amused whilst I hammer out details regarding moving Whatever to a new host. I should have more information on that for you later today. Until then: look, kitty.