Comments on: Election List II: The Verified Miracles of St. Obama http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/31/election-list-ii-the-verified-miracles-of-st-obama/ DEVISING A SYSTEM FOR REMEMBERING EVERYTHING Sun, 21 Mar 2010 03:23:22 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Nicole J. LeBoeuf-Little http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/31/election-list-ii-the-verified-miracles-of-st-obama/#comment-114667 Nicole J. LeBoeuf-Little Sun, 02 Nov 2008 05:58:34 +0000 http://scalzi.wordpress.com/?p=5029#comment-114667 See? Experts! See? Experts!

]]> By: abi http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/31/election-list-ii-the-verified-miracles-of-st-obama/#comment-114590 abi Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:15:40 +0000 http://scalzi.wordpress.com/?p=5029#comment-114590 Some of the points are easy to translate into LOLcatz: 1. Joe Biden can has hair. 4. He haz a flavr: Butterscotch 6. Obama mole is TEH AWSOME! But most of them are about things that cats don't care about. So of course they don't sound right. Kthxbye. Some of the points are easy to translate into LOLcatz:

1. Joe Biden can has hair.
4. He haz a flavr: Butterscotch
6. Obama mole is TEH AWSOME!

But most of them are about things that cats don’t care about. So of course they don’t sound right.

Kthxbye.

]]> By: Nicole J. LeBoeuf-Little http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/31/election-list-ii-the-verified-miracles-of-st-obama/#comment-114577 Nicole J. LeBoeuf-Little Sat, 01 Nov 2008 09:56:28 +0000 http://scalzi.wordpress.com/?p=5029#comment-114577 Lolcat pidgin should never go on for more than about a sentence and a half, except when produced by <a href="http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/009050.html" rel="nofollow">experts.</a> When amateurs try it, the results scour the cornea, burn the retina, and send the optical nerve utterly loopy. This is why it is unwise to read the comment threads at ICanHasCheezburger. Lolcat pidgin should never go on for more than about a sentence and a half, except when produced by experts. When amateurs try it, the results scour the cornea, burn the retina, and send the optical nerve utterly loopy. This is why it is unwise to read the comment threads at ICanHasCheezburger.

]]> By: hamletta http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/31/election-list-ii-the-verified-miracles-of-st-obama/#comment-114552 hamletta Sat, 01 Nov 2008 03:03:51 +0000 http://scalzi.wordpress.com/?p=5029#comment-114552 Well, I think lolcats iz teh funneh, no. But jeremy, teh lolcats, ur doin it rong! Well, I think lolcats iz teh funneh, no.

But jeremy, teh lolcats, ur doin it rong!

]]> By: no http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/31/election-list-ii-the-verified-miracles-of-st-obama/#comment-114513 no Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:00:18 +0000 http://scalzi.wordpress.com/?p=5029#comment-114513 lolcats is not and never was funny lolcats is not and never was funny

]]> By: jeremy http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/31/election-list-ii-the-verified-miracles-of-st-obama/#comment-114504 jeremy Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:23:16 +0000 http://scalzi.wordpress.com/?p=5029#comment-114504 ELECTION LIST II: TJHE VERIFIED MIRACLESES ST. OBAMA 1. RESTORED JOE BIDEN’S HAIRLINE 2. NAWT ONYL HEALS TJE SICK BUT SPRINGS PHUR THERI CO-PAY 3. LOAVESES ANBD PHISHESES PHOR ERRY PHAMBLY MAKIN LEZZ THAN $200,000 4. SMELLS INTENSELY AND DELICIOUSLY OF BUTTERSCOTCH 5. OFFERS HOEPS, AND ALZO, AMWAY 6. THAT MOLE ON THE SYDE OF HIZ NOSE? MADE OF CONCENTRATED AWESOEM 7. EVERY CHILD HE HUGS ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL BECOMESES 10% SMARTR 8. MADE HILLARY CLINTON STUMP PHOR HIM 9. EVERY TIME HE SHOOTS WUN INTO THE HOOP PHROM DOWNTOWN, AN ANGEL GETS HIS WINGS 10. IS THE PHRONT-RUNNER PHOR PRESIDENT HWILE BEIN A BLACK MAN NAMED BARACK OBAMA ELECTION LIST II: TJHE VERIFIED MIRACLESES ST. OBAMA

1. RESTORED JOE BIDEN’S HAIRLINE

2. NAWT ONYL HEALS TJE SICK BUT SPRINGS PHUR THERI CO-PAY

3. LOAVESES ANBD PHISHESES PHOR ERRY PHAMBLY MAKIN LEZZ THAN $200,000

4. SMELLS INTENSELY AND DELICIOUSLY OF BUTTERSCOTCH

5. OFFERS HOEPS, AND ALZO, AMWAY

6. THAT MOLE ON THE SYDE OF HIZ NOSE? MADE OF CONCENTRATED AWESOEM

7. EVERY CHILD HE HUGS ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL BECOMESES 10% SMARTR

8. MADE HILLARY CLINTON STUMP PHOR HIM

9. EVERY TIME HE SHOOTS WUN INTO THE HOOP PHROM DOWNTOWN, AN ANGEL GETS HIS WINGS

10. IS THE PHRONT-RUNNER PHOR PRESIDENT HWILE BEIN A BLACK MAN NAMED BARACK OBAMA

]]> By: l0l http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/31/election-list-ii-the-verified-miracles-of-st-obama/#comment-114501 l0l Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:17:03 +0000 http://scalzi.wordpress.com/?p=5029#comment-114501 ***Is the front runner for president while also being an AY-RAB MUSLIM SOCIALIST COMMIE ***Is the front runner for president while also being an AY-RAB MUSLIM SOCIALIST COMMIE

]]> By: ScottE http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/31/election-list-ii-the-verified-miracles-of-st-obama/#comment-114454 ScottE Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:46:19 +0000 http://scalzi.wordpress.com/?p=5029#comment-114454 "Obamaniacs" I prefer my friend Aliesha's coinage: Obamatons. Jon S. @14: Stay away from me. “Obamaniacs”

I prefer my friend Aliesha’s coinage: Obamatons.

Jon S. @14: Stay away from me.

]]> By: Jon S. http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/31/election-list-ii-the-verified-miracles-of-st-obama/#comment-114450 Jon S. Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:40:43 +0000 http://scalzi.wordpress.com/?p=5029#comment-114450 Ever since I started wearing my Obama shirt, I've began giving off a pleasant floral fragrance... which is nice, since the shirt is starting to smell. I refuse to wash it until after the election, though. Ever since I started wearing my Obama shirt, I’ve began giving off a pleasant floral fragrance… which is nice, since the shirt is starting to smell. I refuse to wash it until after the election, though.

]]> By: Nathan http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/31/election-list-ii-the-verified-miracles-of-st-obama/#comment-114421 Nathan Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:57:12 +0000 http://scalzi.wordpress.com/?p=5029#comment-114421 Since putting my Obama sign in the window of my Brooklyn home, I've only been told to fuck off an average of 6 times per day...a net decrease of 63%. Since putting my Obama sign in the window of my Brooklyn home, I’ve only been told to fuck off an average of 6 times per day…a net decrease of 63%.

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