Because I guess I have to write something about him, too.
Election List IV: The Things I Think About As I Stare At This Picture of Joe Biden
1. It looks like doll hair.
2. Men shouldn’t botox.
3. I bet Hillary’s still really pissed.
4. I think I drove through Delaware once.
5. Yeah, I did. They have a toll road that’s, like, a mile long.
6. Seriously, a mile-long toll road? That totally sucks.
7. All my credit card companies are incorporated in Delaware.
8. No, wait, that’s South Dakota. Delaware is where all the really big companies incorporate.
9. Like how all those cruise ships are registered in Liberia. Which makes Delaware the Liberia of the US.
10. It still looks like doll hair.