Election List VI: The Contents of the Republican Poll-Watching Kit

It’s more compact than the Democrat one.

Election List VI: The Contents of the Republican Poll-Watching Kit

1. A fifth of gin

2. Ambien

3. Sleep mask

Comments

  1. Roger E. says:

    Mmm, gin. I hope it’s Bombay Saphire.

  2. Doug says:

    Is “Democratic” the adjective you are looking for?

  3. John Scalzi says:

    Live in hope, Doug. Live in hope.

  4. Brett L says:

    4. Favorite gun — It takes the place of the teddy bear on the Dem list.

  5. eviljwinter says:

    Palin 2012 bumper sticker
    Sarah Palin blow up doll
    Glock 17
    1 bullet
    Instructions for calling ServPro to clean up after the paramedics finish scraping your brains off the wall.

  6. Ari B. says:

    @6

    We don’t clean up brains, that’s for the ME’s office to do. :-)

  7. eviljwinter says:

    @7

    Well, I never said the items were logical or, for that matter, rational.

  8. Chris says:

    @2,4: I think Doug was objecting to the use of “Democrat” as an adjective in the sentence above the graphic.

    That, or crazy. But crazy usually shouldn’t be the first theory, unless you really can’t come up with any others.

  9. Geo. W. Bush says:

    Chris, Doug: Nope. That’s how ya say it. In other words, Scalzi’s got this one right. That’s how I say it all the time. Heh, heh, heh, heh

  10. 4. Pistol they’ll have to pry from cold, dead fingers.

    5. Cold, dead fingers.

  11. mythago says:

    Remember the good old days when gin was the poison-of-choice of the lower classes?

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