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Oct 31 2008

Election List VI: The Contents of the Republican Poll-Watching Kit

12 responses so far

12 Responses to “Election List VI: The Contents of the Republican Poll-Watching Kit”

1. # Roger E.on 31 Oct 2008 at 3:09 am

   Mmm, gin. I hope it’s Bombay Saphire.

2. # Dougon 31 Oct 2008 at 5:40 am

   Is “Democratic” the adjective you are looking for?

3. # Christian Seehausenon 31 Oct 2008 at 7:49 am

   Hey, it could be worse.

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1984

4. # John Scalzion 31 Oct 2008 at 8:00 am

   Live in hope, Doug. Live in hope.

5. # Brett Lon 31 Oct 2008 at 8:08 am

   4. Favorite gun — It takes the place of the teddy bear on the Dem list.

6. # eviljwinteron 31 Oct 2008 at 8:18 am

   Palin 2012 bumper sticker
   Sarah Palin blow up doll
   Glock 17
   1 bullet
   Instructions for calling ServPro to clean up after the paramedics finish scraping your brains off the wall.

7. # Ari B.on 31 Oct 2008 at 8:23 am

   @6

   We don’t clean up brains, that’s for the ME’s office to do. :-)

8. # eviljwinteron 31 Oct 2008 at 8:51 am

   @7

   Well, I never said the items were logical or, for that matter, rational.

9. # Chrison 31 Oct 2008 at 7:08 pm

   @2,4: I think Doug was objecting to the use of “Democrat” as an adjective in the sentence above the graphic.

   That, or crazy. But crazy usually shouldn’t be the first theory, unless you really can’t come up with any others.

10. # Geo. W. Bushon 31 Oct 2008 at 7:32 pm

    Chris, Doug: Nope. That’s how ya say it. In other words, Scalzi’s got this one right. That’s how I say it all the time. Heh, heh, heh, heh

11. # will shetterlyon 31 Oct 2008 at 8:04 pm

    4. Pistol they’ll have to pry from cold, dead fingers.

    5. Cold, dead fingers.

12. # mythagoon 02 Nov 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Remember the good old days when gin was the poison-of-choice of the lower classes?

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