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Dec 01 2008

And Now This Important News Bulletin

24 responses so far

24 Responses to “And Now This Important News Bulletin”

1. # chrison 01 Dec 2008 at 11:02 pm

   Welcome back. How was the flight?

2. # Danon 01 Dec 2008 at 11:15 pm

   You’ll be back on a plane out West by morning once you start jonesin’ for Double-Doubles.

3. # inkgrrlon 01 Dec 2008 at 11:23 pm

   For the YAY!

4. # MarkHBon 01 Dec 2008 at 11:29 pm

   Gee Johnny! I’m so glad you’re alive! Who else would I use this green ink on?

   *looks up at inkgrrrl*

   Nahhh…. too obvious.

5. # Markon 01 Dec 2008 at 11:34 pm

   I just wanted to drop in and say thanks for making signed books available through the local book shop. I ordered some as Christmas gifts and they arrived today. They look great and I’m sure the signature will be a great surprise.

6. # njgarrodon 02 Dec 2008 at 12:48 am

   MISS THE DOUBLE-DOUBLES!!!

7. # Emmyon 02 Dec 2008 at 12:54 am

   Yay! Cold and snow!!

   Thinking I’d have stayed in the Land of Double Doubles for the winter.

   Or not. Things might go pear-shaped.

8. # ytimynonaon 02 Dec 2008 at 2:26 am

   Welcome home to this marvelous state of early voting and cold snowiness =)

9. # tudzaon 02 Dec 2008 at 5:17 am

   I WENT BACK TO OHIO
   BUT MY PRETTY COUNTRYSIDE
   HAD BEEN PAVED DOWN THE MIDDLE
   BY A GOVERNMENT THAT HAD NO PRIDE

10. # stephbgon 02 Dec 2008 at 5:51 am

    Welcome home to you and your arteries.

    I await with interest the traditional “Sorry I’m behind on my e-mail” message. I believe it has its roots in some kind of ancient pagan mid-winter festival.

11. # eris esotericon 02 Dec 2008 at 6:42 am

    I’m certainly glad you’re alive. I was worried when I saw Something Positive today. But I can’t believe you’d leave poor Wil to fend for himself against the Catgirls of Kawaii.

    Links, provided solely for entertainment purposes and with many, many warnings to those unfamiliar with Something Positive that it started as a comic meant to offend everyone on earth and it’s been going strong since then.

    The comic I’m talking about:
    http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11242008.shtml

    The start of the story sub-arc I’m talking about:
    http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11182008.shtml

    The start of the main story arc I’m talking about.
    http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11052008.shtml

12. # John O.on 02 Dec 2008 at 7:02 am

    Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.

    Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about.

    Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
    But those dreams have remained and they’re turned around. Who’d have thought they’d lead ya here where we need ya?

    Yeah we tease him a lot cause we’ve hot him on the spot, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

13. # Patrick M.on 02 Dec 2008 at 7:14 am

    Alive? Ok, we have a little history here so I think I can trust you on that one, but it would be just like Zombie Scalzi to claim to be alive…

14. # hugh57on 02 Dec 2008 at 7:32 am

    What is this “real life” you speak of?

15. # Steve Buchheiton 02 Dec 2008 at 7:58 am

    I’m with hugh57. I have no idea what this “real life” thing is.

16. # Bill Gon 02 Dec 2008 at 9:55 am

    I think you need this John:

    The bacon Advent Calendar
    http://www.foodvu.com/content/bacon-advent-calendar

17. # FTDon 02 Dec 2008 at 9:57 am

    With John Scalzi home safely, us folks in Ohio can sleep just a bit easier tonight.

    I always worry he’ll try to escape.

18. # Jon Hansenon 02 Dec 2008 at 10:30 am

    I’m not going to believe it until I see a video of you holding today’s paper.

19. # milieuon 02 Dec 2008 at 11:40 am

    Damn! I am never going to win any money on the predictions markets.

20. # Khalilon 02 Dec 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Welcome home, snugglepuss!

21. # Khalilon 02 Dec 2008 at 12:36 pm

    So sorry, that’s supposed to be Snagglepuss :)

22. # Patrickon 02 Dec 2008 at 1:10 pm

    Has anyone else noticed that Whatever seems to have devolved into a massively popular twitter feed?

23. # John Scalzion 02 Dec 2008 at 1:27 pm

    This is what happens when I travel, Patrick (or just get back from traveling).

24. # Jonathan Vos Poston 02 Dec 2008 at 2:39 pm

    I just wanted to thank you again for being such a great GOH. Your flying back East is California’s loss and Ohio’s gain.

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