Ghlaghghee Fan Service

Here you go, folks:

No need to thank me, I was just testing out the Storm’s ability to take pictures. And for those of you who prefer alternative animals, the following picture, which screams for a caption:

Yes, these two lie together all the time. This wasn’t just a fluke.

Comments

  1. sferrari17 says:

    Is it just me, or does Kodi look somewhat like a bear in this picture?

  2. Andrea says:

    I think Kodi IS a bear.

    Does Ghlaghghee always look pensive? Or just when you’re taking pics? Thank you for the pictures!

  3. SMD says:

    I think it’s more of a dialogue thing than a caption thing…cause I got this impression from it:

    Kodi: Hey…remember that time we pushed John down the stairs?

    Zeus: …Yeah…

    Kodi: (pauses) We should do it again.

    Zeus: You go ahead. I’ll just lay here and be in everyone’s way.

    (Kodi snickers and preps for the evil act).

  4. John H says:

    Kodi: I wish I knew how to quit you, Zeus…

  5. John H says:

    Lucky for Ghlaghghee that candle isn’t lit…

  6. Tom says:

    Caption Photo #2

    (Kodi) What the hell does he do down there?
    (Zeus) I don’t know but he is down there all the time.
    (Kodi) Why don’t you go down there and check.
    (Zeus) Not me! Why don’t YOU go down there and check.
    (Kodi) No way. Nothing ever comes back from down there but HIM!
    (Zeus & Kodi) Lets get Ghlaghghee to do it, she will do anything!

    Then you post the Ghlaghghee picture.

    Caption Photo #1

    (Kodi) Ghlaghghee has not said anything since she went down there. Has she said anything to you?
    (Zeus) Nope. She doesn’t move from that spot. I wonder what she saw…..

  7. Jeff Hentosz says:

    Re Tom@6:

    Ghlaghghee: “I haz seen sumthin nazty in the wudshed…”

  8. eris esoteric says:

    Kodi: Hey, you think he’s gonna get back up again?
    Zeus: I hope not. My ribs can’t take anymore laughing.

  9. Shawn Powers says:

    Heh. Ghlaghghee added her take on it as well:

    http://twitter.com/Ghlaghghee/status/1039063516

  10. Jeff S. says:

    Reverse the order of the pictures and…

    Kodi: Did you ever notice if you put your paws over the edge, they stay nice and warm in the draft from downstairs? It’s nice on these snowy Ohio days.

    Zeus: Not only that, if you stick your nose over, you get really interesting smells when he’s down there. I wonder what that is?

    Ghlaghghee: And they wonder why I don’t join their conversations. Sheesh!

  11. JJS says:

    I vote for # 4 !!

  12. Pam Adams says:

    Kodi: Quick, the boiling oil!

    Zeus: I thought you brought the boiling oil!

  13. MarkHB says:
  14. O Great Scalzi, about damn time.

    The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

  15. Kodi: What do ya want to do tonight, Brain?
    Zeus: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. I take a nap, and you slobber on whatshisname.

  16. AliceB says:

    Don’t know. Kodi and Zeus look kinda possessed. Beaming yellow eyes and all that.

  17. MarkHB says:

    It’s about damn time for Chang. For Hope and Chang.

  18. Hrm… why does that picture look to me like…

    Kodi: Hey I have an idea! Stair skiiing! Wanna try it?

    Zeus: You first….

    ?

  19. alex says:

    “Dave’s not here, man.”

  20. Tom says:

    Something is wrong w/ Chang.

    A post with a picture of his goddess Check!

    A post w/ a picture of the evil that is Kodi Check!

    And Chang did not mention Kodi?????

    Quick, someone look out the window and see if any pigs are flying!

  21. Matt Jarpe says:

    Kodi: What the heck is he pointing at us now?
    Zeus: Storm.
    Kodi: Whatziss?
    Zeus: Blackberry Storm. Like an iPhone. But Blackberry.
    Kodi: Jesus, does this guy never quit with the electronics?
    Zeus: Hey, did he ever … you know. Tape meat to you?
    Kodi: *shudders* Never.

  22. Alternative Eric S. says:

    I would have guessed that Kodi and Temp Cat Zeus was a My Bodyguard relationship. New cat needs some protection.

  23. Siobhan says:

    So what IS at the bottom of those stairs? lol

  24. Bill Leisner says:

    “Well, Ah’ll tell heem, but Ah don’ theenk he’ll be too keen. You see, we’ve already got one! (to Zeus) Ah told them we already got one!”

  25. Bob says:

    Wow, Bill Murray called it.

  26. MWT says:

    Erm. “About damn time” ?? No waxing eloquence about Magnificent She? No criticisms or awardings to Her keeper? No official seal of disapproval for the inclusion of Anteater Thing?

    Is chang who is not chang ill? o.O

  27. martyn says:

    Kodi: You think if we jumped from here we’d get him before he reached thethird stair?
    Zeus: Yeah, you could … but…
    Kodi: But what?
    Zeus: What would she say?
    Kodi: Oh. She does kinda like him, doesn’t she.

  28. Huey says:
  29. Andy W says:

    Well I think we can tell where John’s central heating pipes run at any rate!

    I have actually managed to get to the point where I can control (to some extent) my 3 cats movements using the heating timer and thermostats……..

    (I suspect I might have trouble in summer, it’s much easier to do in winter)

  30. Christopher Hawley says:

    GHLAGHGHEE:
    Now that we’re large and the puny-hu-mans are tiny and confined to their dollhouse, what do you think we should do with them?

    KODI: (ponders)
    Rrrrmm. I don’t have any really good ideas. What do you think we should do with ‘em?

    GHLAGHGHEE:
    Well, for starters, there’s a flitch of sliced bacon in the freezer and rolls of clear tape which are just begging to be put to good use…

    (Turns to GLARE DOWN into captivarium)

    Hey Mr. Opposable Thumbs! Guess whose bacon-wearing picture is gonna be on the internet this time tomorrow?
    Meow-ha-ha-ha-haa!

    – from The Incredible Shrinking Scalzi (also published as “A Funny Thing Happened When I Got Home from LosCON”)

  31. Christopher Hawley says:

    Dammit, that was supposed to be Zeus. Even if it’s not his fight.

  32. Kodi: “You know, Zeus, for a snack, you’re not half bad to hang around with.”

    Zeus: (sotto voce) “Help”

  33. WizarDru says:

    Really? No one’s gone here, yet?
    Let me be the first.

  34. WizarDru says:

    Hmmm. Didn’t like that tag. Let’s just link, then.

    That is to say, I grab the low-hanging fruit.

  35. Manny says:

    But, but, what about Lopsided Cat?

  36. John Scalzi says:

    He’s fine. He’s sleeping in the living room at the moment.

  37. Dan says:

    (Kodi) “Aw, man, looks like Arglebargle’s still moving.”
    (Zeus) “Next time, we need to push her harder.”

  38. Matt Greenwood says:

    They’re the Scalzi Compound’s answer to Statler and Waldorf.

  39. Harry Connolly says:

    “I think I hear Santa down there!”

  40. Dave says:

    Whoa, that catnip was awesome!

  41. Elaine says:

    Pic #2 Caption: “When did you say the parade was supposed to start, buddy?”

  42. Jon Grizz says:

    Kodi: I thought cats always landed on their feet

  43. Michael A. says:

    “Honey…:)”
    “I have a headache.”

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