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		<title>By: Gausesornon</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/01/29/here-have-a-pimp-thread/#comment-192853</link>
		<dc:creator>Gausesornon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 14:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey guys! i&#039;m new here. my name&#039;s ashlee and i&#039;m from Portland.

i like baking and baking friends. oops i mean making. hahah.

umm i want to forge unusual friends! expectedly a true strong man like johnny bravo to 
sweep me off of my feet and pick me up and shake me like a baby! (...just kidding!) 
i reckon i like watching flicks trailers more than i like watching movies 
and i wish that people would condense all movies to 3 minutes on youtube.

 if you want to give me a back rub down i can pay you in jellybeans or uh.. nevermind.. i can pay you in jellybeans ONLY.

 i&#039;m a gorgeous shapely person. i don&#039;t worry about anything. except for myself. 

it&#039;s wintry and cold here during the winter and most of the year, so how does a compact innocent lady stay&#124;presentable? 

i only just get to go outside so i use spray tan. it works like magic and it covers up whiteness. 
so don&#039;t worry my rosy cheek friends (you don&#039;t have to lie and say that you put on too much blush anymore!) ok anyway. 
i have boys swooning over me and forgive me tell ya.. i&#039;m running&#124; out of jellybeans ;) ;) sooooooooooooo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey guys! i&#8217;m new here. my name&#8217;s ashlee and i&#8217;m from Portland.</p>
<p>i like baking and baking friends. oops i mean making. hahah.</p>
<p>umm i want to forge unusual friends! expectedly a true strong man like johnny bravo to<br />
sweep me off of my feet and pick me up and shake me like a baby! (&#8230;just kidding!)<br />
i reckon i like watching flicks trailers more than i like watching movies<br />
and i wish that people would condense all movies to 3 minutes on youtube.</p>
<p> if you want to give me a back rub down i can pay you in jellybeans or uh.. nevermind.. i can pay you in jellybeans ONLY.</p>
<p> i&#8217;m a gorgeous shapely person. i don&#8217;t worry about anything. except for myself. </p>
<p>it&#8217;s wintry and cold here during the winter and most of the year, so how does a compact innocent lady stay|presentable? </p>
<p>i only just get to go outside so i use spray tan. it works like magic and it covers up whiteness.<br />
so don&#8217;t worry my rosy cheek friends (you don&#8217;t have to lie and say that you put on too much blush anymore!) ok anyway.<br />
i have boys swooning over me and forgive me tell ya.. i&#8217;m running| out of jellybeans ;) ;) sooooooooooooo</p>
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		<title>By: Abogouhetesse</title>
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		<dc:creator>Abogouhetesse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 12:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey you

2010 wasn&#039;t thriving to be just another unfamiliar year for me , but a whole new decade. While most go down goals relating to body issues, financial goals, career advancement, relationship pleasure -- I decided to overcome my addiction, specifically my masturbation addiction.

I&#039;m sorry to say that I have finally failed to keep my addiction at bay and I have decided to keep an eye on some porn again.  Do any of you guys know where I can find some quality porn pictures or porn:adult videos??  I&#039;m specifically looking to download stuff without watermarks and sufficient quality dvd rips to raise a nice clean collection.  No tube crap. I&#039;ve been searching for the past 10 hours to get hold of something like this. This is the first time I&#039;ve visited whatever.scalzi.com but so far I have only found a few videos and pics shared by the members. I got some great content from a guy calling himself TwediemaTevyReums from another popular forum but my appetite is still not quenched.  This is one of the videos he gave me just to give you an example of the quality I&#039;m looking for:&lt;a href=&quot;http://pornvb.com/pro-porn-clips/78694-taylor-tildentilden-real-ex-girlfriends.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;taylor-tildentilden-real-ex-girlfriends-pornvb porn forum&lt;/a&gt;
 
Anyway, I hope this is the right category to post this question in.


Buenas tardes



&quot;When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.&quot;
- Mae West (1892-1980)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey you</p>
<p>2010 wasn&#8217;t thriving to be just another unfamiliar year for me , but a whole new decade. While most go down goals relating to body issues, financial goals, career advancement, relationship pleasure &#8212; I decided to overcome my addiction, specifically my masturbation addiction.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sorry to say that I have finally failed to keep my addiction at bay and I have decided to keep an eye on some porn again.  Do any of you guys know where I can find some quality porn pictures or porn:adult videos??  I&#8217;m specifically looking to download stuff without watermarks and sufficient quality dvd rips to raise a nice clean collection.  No tube crap. I&#8217;ve been searching for the past 10 hours to get hold of something like this. This is the first time I&#8217;ve visited whatever.scalzi.com but so far I have only found a few videos and pics shared by the members. I got some great content from a guy calling himself TwediemaTevyReums from another popular forum but my appetite is still not quenched.  This is one of the videos he gave me just to give you an example of the quality I&#8217;m looking for:<a href="http://pornvb.com/pro-porn-clips/78694-taylor-tildentilden-real-ex-girlfriends.html" rel="nofollow">taylor-tildentilden-real-ex-girlfriends-pornvb porn forum</a></p>
<p>Anyway, I hope this is the right category to post this question in.</p>
<p>Buenas tardes</p>
<p>&#8220;When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.&#8221;<br />
- Mae West (1892-1980)</p>
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		<title>By: Glabillelry</title>
		<link>http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/01/29/here-have-a-pimp-thread/#comment-185776</link>
		<dc:creator>Glabillelry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 22:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hello everybody, I just finished creating my account and I really wanted to say Hi! I have been lurking here for a a long time and finally decided to join.

I am a realator and in my free time I&#039;m trying to make a &lt;a href=&quot;http://personalizedpuzzle.net&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;personalized puzzle&lt;/a&gt; for friends and family.

So, hello from Italy, I hope to talking to everybody.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello everybody, I just finished creating my account and I really wanted to say Hi! I have been lurking here for a a long time and finally decided to join.</p>
<p>I am a realator and in my free time I&#8217;m trying to make a <a href="http://personalizedpuzzle.net" rel="nofollow">personalized puzzle</a> for friends and family.</p>
<p>So, hello from Italy, I hope to talking to everybody.</p>
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		<title>By: specmysticon</title>
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		<dc:creator>specmysticon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 07:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is entirely late – I picked a bad few days to do the no-internet thing...


I’d like to plug our PDF zine (90+ pages), Speculative Mystery Iconoclast, on sale at our site, www.specmystery.com . We specialize in publishing Speculative Mystery crossover short fiction.


Please support us, if the above is your kind of short fiction.


I’d also like to pimp this site and its owner for being so gracious in allowing us mere commenters to pimp our wares. That didn’t come out right...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is entirely late – I picked a bad few days to do the no-internet thing&#8230;</p>
<p>I’d like to plug our PDF zine (90+ pages), Speculative Mystery Iconoclast, on sale at our site, <a href="http://www.specmystery.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.specmystery.com</a> . We specialize in publishing Speculative Mystery crossover short fiction.</p>
<p>Please support us, if the above is your kind of short fiction.</p>
<p>I’d also like to pimp this site and its owner for being so gracious in allowing us mere commenters to pimp our wares. That didn’t come out right&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Jonathan Vos Post</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jonathan Vos Post</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 17:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If any of you happen to be in in Shanghai during February 2009, my coauthor&#039;s still trying to get his university to send a grad student to present at the huge Complexity2009 international conference our paper on Quantum Cosmology.

&quot;Time, Incompleteness and Singularity in Quantum Cosmology&quot;, by  Philip V. Fellman (Southern New Hampshire University), Jonathan Vos Post (Computer Futures, Inc.), Christine M. Carmichael (Woodbury University) and Alexandru Manus (Southern New Hampshire University).

The equations are gnarly, but there&#039;s a good science fiction story lurking in there someplace.

Yesterday I snailmailed 64 double-spaced pages to Stan Schmidt at Analog, a short story and a novella, as stand-alone stories written for dual purpose thus, and as chapters of my still incomplete novel manuscript Axiomatic Magic.  All 16,550 words were written since Christmas, as were some other chapters.  Yesterday I also wrote another 18 pages (4,300 words) of another chapter (&quot;But Herr Einstein, that&#039;s nonsense!&quot;) of the other novel manuscript I&#039;m trying to complete (Fast Times at Stuyvesant High).

This is the hard way to avoid finishing the data crunching of my Tax Year 2008 transactions (roughly 1,000 of them) to hand off to my CPA.  Once filed, the California tax refund will (I kid you not) be an IOU from the essentially bankrupt state.  The Scalzi family might want to avoid greater Covina during these dark days, when a judge has approved the forced closing of almost all state offices 2 Fridays each month, amounting to roughly a 9% pay cut/furlough for the typical (Unionized) state employee.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If any of you happen to be in in Shanghai during February 2009, my coauthor&#8217;s still trying to get his university to send a grad student to present at the huge Complexity2009 international conference our paper on Quantum Cosmology.</p>
<p>&#8220;Time, Incompleteness and Singularity in Quantum Cosmology&#8221;, by  Philip V. Fellman (Southern New Hampshire University), Jonathan Vos Post (Computer Futures, Inc.), Christine M. Carmichael (Woodbury University) and Alexandru Manus (Southern New Hampshire University).</p>
<p>The equations are gnarly, but there&#8217;s a good science fiction story lurking in there someplace.</p>
<p>Yesterday I snailmailed 64 double-spaced pages to Stan Schmidt at Analog, a short story and a novella, as stand-alone stories written for dual purpose thus, and as chapters of my still incomplete novel manuscript Axiomatic Magic.  All 16,550 words were written since Christmas, as were some other chapters.  Yesterday I also wrote another 18 pages (4,300 words) of another chapter (&#8220;But Herr Einstein, that&#8217;s nonsense!&#8221;) of the other novel manuscript I&#8217;m trying to complete (Fast Times at Stuyvesant High).</p>
<p>This is the hard way to avoid finishing the data crunching of my Tax Year 2008 transactions (roughly 1,000 of them) to hand off to my CPA.  Once filed, the California tax refund will (I kid you not) be an IOU from the essentially bankrupt state.  The Scalzi family might want to avoid greater Covina during these dark days, when a judge has approved the forced closing of almost all state offices 2 Fridays each month, amounting to roughly a 9% pay cut/furlough for the typical (Unionized) state employee.</p>
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		<title>By: felice</title>
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		<dc:creator>felice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 09:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One of the best SF novels of 2008 is now available as a completely free ebook, from http://randomstatic.net/newtonssleep.php - &quot;wonderfully-written historical fiction with a dash of time-travel and interdimensional war&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the best SF novels of 2008 is now available as a completely free ebook, from <a href="http://randomstatic.net/newtonssleep.php" rel="nofollow">http://randomstatic.net/newtonssleep.php</a> &#8211; &#8220;wonderfully-written historical fiction with a dash of time-travel and interdimensional war&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Ron</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you are in the San Francisco area, come to my &lt;a href=&quot;http://athleticplayground.tumblr.com/post/67995165/a-new-balance-class-with-ron-avitzur-starting-this&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;balance class&lt;/a&gt; Sunday mornings in Emeryville at The Athletic Playground, and I&#039;ll teach you to walk on ropes!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you are in the San Francisco area, come to my <a href="http://athleticplayground.tumblr.com/post/67995165/a-new-balance-class-with-ron-avitzur-starting-this" rel="nofollow">balance class</a> Sunday mornings in Emeryville at The Athletic Playground, and I&#8217;ll teach you to walk on ropes!</p>
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m pimping my brother&#039;s piano playing and my videography. It can be found on &lt;a href=&quot;www.youtube.com/zachmarshmusic&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;YouTube&lt;/a&gt;.
My site is &lt;a href=&quot;www.marshfilms.com&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;www.marshfilms.com&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pimping my brother&#8217;s piano playing and my videography. It can be found on <a href="www.youtube.com/zachmarshmusic" rel="nofollow">YouTube</a>.<br />
My site is <a href="www.marshfilms.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.marshfilms.com</a>.</p>
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		<title>By: DG Lewis</title>
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		<dc:creator>DG Lewis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm.  I must have messed up the link.

&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/30/sports/football/30towel.html?_r=1&amp;ref=sports&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Link Here, I hope&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm.  I must have messed up the link.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/30/sports/football/30towel.html?_r=1&amp;ref=sports" rel="nofollow">Link Here, I hope</a></p>
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		<title>By: DG Lewis</title>
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		<dc:creator>DG Lewis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you&#039;re aware there&#039;s some kind of football game this weekend, and don&#039;t already have a rooting interest, here&#039;s a reason why you might want to favor one team:

&lt;a&gt;&quot;For Terrible Towels, a Wonderful Legacy&quot;&lt;/a&gt;

You might even want to go buy yourself a Towel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re aware there&#8217;s some kind of football game this weekend, and don&#8217;t already have a rooting interest, here&#8217;s a reason why you might want to favor one team:</p>
<p><a>&#8220;For Terrible Towels, a Wonderful Legacy&#8221;</a></p>
<p>You might even want to go buy yourself a Towel.</p>
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