Why Living in the Sticks Occasionally Sucks

Distance in miles to closest movie theater showing Coraline: 40.

Distance in miles to closest movie theater showing Hotel for Dogs: 10.

Seriously, now: WTF.

Have Some Siouxsie

The video’s a bit silly (it’s a tie-in to the less-than-stellar Batman Returns), but the song is groovy:

Fun fact: The song is co-written by Siouxsie & the Banshees and Danny Elfman, Siouxsie and Elfman being, like, king and queen of the Goth Eternal Prom. And if they had a baby, it would look just like Pete Wentz!

Oh, man. I threw up a little in my mouth when I wrote that.

Quick! What Should I Eat For Lunch?

You have just 74 minutes to tell me!

(Disclaimer: No matter what you suggest, I’m likely just to eat cereal shoved inside a tortilla. Because I’m just that lazy. But it never hurts to try.)