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Why Living in the Sticks Occasionally Sucks

Distance in miles to closest movie theater showing Coraline: 40. Distance in miles to closest movie theater showing Hotel for Dogs: 10. Seriously, now: WTF.

Have Some Siouxsie

The video’s a bit silly (it’s a tie-in to the less-than-stellar Batman Returns), but the song is groovy: Fun fact: The song is co-written by Siouxsie & the Banshees and Danny Elfman, Siouxsie and Elfman being, like, king… Read More

Quick! What Should I Eat For Lunch?

You have just 74 minutes to tell me! (Disclaimer: No matter what you suggest, I’m likely just to eat cereal shoved inside a tortilla. Because I’m just that lazy. But it never hurts to try.)