Comments on: Meanwhile, On LASER Twitter

By: Bozo the Clone

Bozo the Clone — Mon, 04 May 2009 21:00:32 +0000

You’re right about the “tron”. My favorite planet name in the old Master of Orion game was Klystron…”NO Tommy! Do not put the gerbil in the klystron!”

Should’ve equipped Kodi with dual eye-beam lasers for failover capability.

By: Mike Timonin

Mike Timonin — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:35:03 +0000

Tom G@47

I get your reference – but my wife and I were surprised to discover how few people in our acquaintance have seen the film. Which is a fucking sin, really. Lasers plus popcorn? can’t go wrong.

By: Joyce

Joyce — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:11:50 +0000

I need a dog like that!

Or alternatively a giant Godzilla lawn ornament that breaths fire.

By: CJ

CJ — Fri, 01 May 2009 19:28:33 +0000

I would like to know where I can get my dog enhanced with those nifty lasers as well. I’m sure she’ll find a use for them.

“Fetch the stick? We don’t need no stinkin’ sticks!”

By: Tom G

Tom G — Fri, 01 May 2009 19:13:05 +0000

Mitch, Laszlo, Jordan and Chris want to know what you all are planning to use these LASERS for.

/better not be obscure.

By: DG Lewis

DG Lewis — Fri, 01 May 2009 18:00:39 +0000

Zone Improvement Plan FTW!

By: Xopher

Xopher — Fri, 01 May 2009 16:58:55 +0000

Waitwaitwait…Kodi defeats the Maccabeans? With LASERS?

Sounds like a pretty weird time-travel novel.

BTW, I’ve known what LASER stood for since I was a child. In fact I think it was a fifth-grade report…back when lasers (the kids today don’t even know it was an acronym, and also they should get offa my lawn) were strictly a research-lab piece of equipment that took up a whole room.

Now…who else is geek enough to remember what ZIP stands for? As in ZIP code?

By: Great Big Nerd

Great Big Nerd — Fri, 01 May 2009 13:58:54 +0000

I don’t suppose I have an opinion one way or the other about LASER sigmoidoscopy, but I’m quite certain that I don’t want the kung fu sigmoidoscopy.

By: MasterThief

MasterThief — Fri, 01 May 2009 13:40:20 +0000

@36 DG Lewis: I Llol’d.

By: Christopher Hawley

Christopher Hawley — Fri, 01 May 2009 10:18:30 +0000

Sheila @37: So, who here is geek enough to know that LASER is, in fact, an acronym and what it stands for? Large Appetite for Spun Edible Roundels. Because SERs include such cool things as pizza. Like, duh.