May 04 2009

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Beauty and the Dork

Published by John Scalzi at 7:22 pm

If you have to guess which is which, then I am sorry, but there really is no help for you.

Back a number of years ago when I first made friends with author Justine Larbalestier, I was showing her pictures of Krissy and me, and she having not met Krissy, she maintained that I didn’t actually know her, and that instead I would run up to this very attractive woman and quickly snap pictures of myself with her before she could respond and/or exercise a restraining order. Even when I brought Krissy to New York to meet her she was not entirely convinced; when they met Justine poked Krissy on the shoulder to make sure she wasn’t a hologram. She was not.

This picture was taken at my surprise 40th birthday party this weekend; there are more pictures of it (and of Penguicon in general) at this Picasa photo set, taken and assembled by the always fabulous Alethea Kontis. I’ll be posting selected additional photos, but go catch the whole thing.

18 responses so far

18 Responses to “Beauty and the Dork”

  1. Susan Readeron 04 May 2009 at 7:25 pm

    Old Man’s Cake! Most excellent.

  2. dittoon 04 May 2009 at 7:30 pm

    Congrats on your 40th! There’s still plenty of fun afterwards. :)

  3. Mark Terryon 04 May 2009 at 7:48 pm

    You’re right: she’s too good for you.

    (Much the same can–and is–said about my Mrs.)

  4. Phialaon 04 May 2009 at 7:59 pm

    Oh… boots… *covet*

    Happy Birthday!

  5. David H.on 04 May 2009 at 8:04 pm

    True, she is obviously way outta your league, you lucky dog ;)

    Happy 40th.

    David (who, having turned 49 this year, mutters “young whippersnapper” under his breath)

  6. Changon 04 May 2009 at 8:58 pm

    a) Those boots are hot.
    b) You’re a lucky man as you know.
    c) Krissy did okay, too.
    4) Happy Early 40th!

  7. Steve Burnapon 04 May 2009 at 9:23 pm

    40? Oh, that’s not so bad. I turned 40 a few years ago, and I still…still…

    Well, mostly I sit around the house and complain about politics and kids these days while making 5 pm dinner plans so I can get home early. But maybe you’ll do better.

    Happy Birthday!

  8. Catherine Shafferon 04 May 2009 at 9:38 pm

    You two are a perfectly cromulent couple. Justine must have been jealous. ;-)

  9. Christopheron 04 May 2009 at 10:50 pm

    Just keep taking pictures but don’t take them off the camera until you have showed a few people. Wouldn’t want to be accused of photoshopping them.

  10. Emmyon 05 May 2009 at 1:09 am

    Your wife is absolutely gorgeous, but I have to say, what I really covet are her boots. Where did she get them?

  11. JKRichardon 05 May 2009 at 1:19 am

    Can I request a full shot of those boots? Or the brand/line please?
    (I start boot making school next week…I’m being serious here…)

    -Jeff

  12. MarkHBon 05 May 2009 at 6:14 am

    You’re an inspiration to every balding, squishy creative type that yes, there are chicks out there who dig teh smrt more than they do “Ripped and Knuckledragging”.

    A shining beacon in the night. That’s what you are, Johnny. Especially when the light catches your forehead just so (sez he whose forehead gets mistaken for a missile launch by NORAD on sunny days).

  13. Adam Lipkinon 05 May 2009 at 6:21 am

    Shouldn’t it be Beauty and King Dork?

  14. Michael Ion 05 May 2009 at 7:32 am

    Let’s see now, photos are usually labeled from left to right.

    That means the guy in the yellow shirt must be the beauty and…

    No wait, that can’t be right.

    :-)

  15. Stephen Buchheiton 05 May 2009 at 8:01 am

    Having met you both in person, yeah, I don’t blame Justine’s for being incredulous either.

  16. MasterThiefon 05 May 2009 at 11:00 am

    Sir, you are an inspiration to all us geeks.

  17. Alison B.on 05 May 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Yeah, yeah, cute photo, but I need more info about the boots as well.

  18. Gregon 06 May 2009 at 12:14 am

    Adam got there first. Darn him!

    But here’s a link to the youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-GocVdcjE

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