Star Trek Movie Plots, in Haiku Form

May 07 2009

Star Trek Movie Plots, in Haiku Form

Published by John Scalzi at 10:05 am

Over at the AMC column today, I recap all the previous Star Trek films — in haiku form! No, really, I do. Because somebody had to. And it might as well have been me.

In other news: Hey, I just got paid to recap all the previous Star Trek films in haiku form. My life doesn’t suck.

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