Comments on: Because Flowcharts Make Everything Clearer http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/05/17/because-flowcharts-make-everything-clearer/ I FORGET WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:11:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: moioci http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/05/17/because-flowcharts-make-everything-clearer/#comment-146980 Tue, 26 May 2009 22:34:27 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=7418#comment-146980 re: Sentient Schlongs. Weren’t they playing in Seattle back in the early 90s?

]]> By: ytimynona http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/05/17/because-flowcharts-make-everything-clearer/#comment-146105 Tue, 19 May 2009 02:38:22 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=7418#comment-146105 And so does John Scalzi!

]]> By: ytimynona http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/05/17/because-flowcharts-make-everything-clearer/#comment-146104 Tue, 19 May 2009 02:38:01 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=7418#comment-146104 Adrienne C said it first: Wil Wheaton says, “Don’t be a dick!”

]]> By: Another Liz http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/05/17/because-flowcharts-make-everything-clearer/#comment-146048 Mon, 18 May 2009 23:04:54 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=7418#comment-146048 Bozo: Or have a bigger bladder.

]]> By: Bozo the Clone http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/05/17/because-flowcharts-make-everything-clearer/#comment-146040 Mon, 18 May 2009 22:47:06 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=7418#comment-146040 Good move there, John. You can never win a pissing contest with a dick unless you’re an even bigger dick.

]]> By: Fuz http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/05/17/because-flowcharts-make-everything-clearer/#comment-145929 Mon, 18 May 2009 15:33:35 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=7418#comment-145929 This clearly implies that if Scalzi changes his name he is no longer allowed to be a dick (on this site). Therefore, I believe we should found a “John Scalzi should change his name to Scalvi” movement.

]]> By: mjfgates http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/05/17/because-flowcharts-make-everything-clearer/#comment-145905 Mon, 18 May 2009 14:36:07 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=7418#comment-145905 When dicks are outlawed on the Internet, only outlaws.. .no, wait. That COMPLETELY doesn’t work.

]]> By: Another Liz http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/05/17/because-flowcharts-make-everything-clearer/#comment-145895 Mon, 18 May 2009 13:13:16 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=7418#comment-145895 Nargel @21: I think Google is “Don’t be evil.” WilW is definitely “Don’t be a dick.”

It should be on a t-shirt.

]]> By: Nat http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/05/17/because-flowcharts-make-everything-clearer/#comment-145892 Mon, 18 May 2009 12:08:20 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=7418#comment-145892 Okay, I just had to explain the term “douche” to an Italian friend of mine. It was very, very awkward. And yes, I felt like a dick.

Damn Anglos messing up French words.

]]> By: LB http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/05/17/because-flowcharts-make-everything-clearer/#comment-145888 Mon, 18 May 2009 04:03:15 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=7418#comment-145888 This flowchart post is going to be a very useful link later on when JS is having to deal with someone’s dickheaded behavior and/or douchebaggery.

“[Insert dick/poster here], you are being a dick. Please see http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/05/17/because-flowcharts-make-everything-clearer/#comment-145886 and STFU. Thank you.”

Very nice…

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