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A New Scalzi Short Story!

Well, sort of. Not bad for ten and a half. We’ll be entertaining movie option offers, starting at $1 million. And some Webkinz. And a pony. Update: Oh, look, Athena’s first fan art. Man, she’s way ahead of… Read More

The Guy’s Saying What I Said, Except About Screenplays

Hey, remember when I explained why I won’t read your unpublished work? Well, Oscar-nominated screenwriter Josh Olson is here to explain why he won’t read your screenplay. You will not be surprised to discover his reasons for not… Read More

Why Heckling The President During a Joint Session of Congress is Not the Smartest Thing You Can Do

Because it inspires people to send your likely 2010 Democratic opponent nearly $100,000 in contributions since the moment you opened your mouth. D’oh. The funny thing: The amount contributed to Rob Miller went up $3,000 in the few… Read More

Ranking Trek Directors

Over at the AMC column this week, I’m ranking Star Trek directors, because someone asked me to, and taking requests is easier than coming up with topics on my own. Go, path of least resistance! And let me… Read More