Please to Enjoy My Annual Offering of Natal Felicitations to My Female Sibling

Or, in less goofy terms: Happy birthday to my sis, Heather.

29 Comments on “Please to Enjoy My Annual Offering of Natal Felicitations to My Female Sibling

  1. Have you been reading “Everything is Illuminated”?!

    (Happy Birthday, Heather!)

  2. Happy birthday to your big-sister Heather!

    ( …and to me, and to Bilbo & Frodo, and lots of other real and imaginary people. )

  3. “Please to Enjoy My Annual Offering of Natal Felicitations to My Female Sibling”

    Uh… I’m not a big… word… guy, but should we be calling the police?

  4. Happy Birthday from a big brother who’s also celebrating his birthday today.

  5. Who’s the guy in the picture with your sister?

    At first I thought it might be you, but the kid has too much hair…

    Yuk, yuk.

    Happy Birthday, Heather.

  6. You used to be blonde? Birthday good wishes to your sister!

    “I am not young enough to know everything.” — Oscar Wilde

  7. The first day of Fall–nice day for a birthday. Happy Birthday!

  8. I love you John!!! Your the best little brother a big sister could ever hope for!
    Thanks everyone… I’m having a wonderful day.

  9. Happy Birthday to Heather… and should we offer condolences on the brother thing? Just wondering. bwahahahaha!

  10. Happy birthday, Heather!

    And didn’t everyone in their 40s now own that same shirt that John is wearing?

  11. Happy Birthday, Heather!

    You totally rocked those pig tails.

  12. Well, you have an older sister who was born the same day as my younger sister. I suspect yours is older than mine, but nonetheless. I have a co-worker who was born today as well. Sheesh, you’d think people had sex in the early winter or something.

  13. Happy Birthday to your older sister. As an older sister myself and still on good terms with my brother, I know how lucky you both are!

  14. Eww… are those multisyllabic mumblings even legal in that state? For shame!

  15. Happy birthday Heather! And as my daughter once said (at age 4 or 5) “It’s always brothers!”

  16. Happy Birthday Heather!

    So… it looks like you are pooping in this photo Scalzi…

  17. Happy Birthday, Heather. (John, does she know you posted *this* picture?)

    I always wanted a big sister. John’s lucky.

  18. A late happy birthday, sister Heather! A second set of birthday wishes from roommate, Heather.

    And two big thumbs up to the picture of the Little John. Totally awesome.