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Sep 26 2009

You Can Tell He Does This A Lot

46 responses so far

46 Responses to “You Can Tell He Does This A Lot”

1. # JimRon 26 Sep 2009 at 8:10 am

   To say nothing of the hand….

2. # John Scalzion 26 Sep 2009 at 8:12 am

   It’s the whole pose, really.

   I wonder if it’s just him, or if you did a montage with Bush, Clinton, et al that they would be similar. I mean, think how many pictures a US President has to be in.

3. # Roxieon 26 Sep 2009 at 8:34 am

   His cheeks must hurt!

4. # Jacintaon 26 Sep 2009 at 9:07 am

   But the same suit and tie in ALL of them? I would’ve thought the US president had a bit more than that in his wardrobe. Or were they all taken at the same event?

5. # John Scalzion 26 Sep 2009 at 9:09 am

   Same event, same day.

6. # sugarpunkon 26 Sep 2009 at 9:15 am

   You realize (if this has not been done already), that this will be used as proof that he’s actually a robot and not human.

7. # Patrickon 26 Sep 2009 at 9:19 am

   You still needed proof? I welcome our Robot Overlord!

8. # Jacintaon 26 Sep 2009 at 9:35 am

   ahh that makes much more sense

9. # beowuffon 26 Sep 2009 at 9:36 am

   Proof that he’s a robot overlord. (Note, I neither said ‘evil’ or ‘good’).

   Bow down!

10. # rotorheadon 26 Sep 2009 at 9:38 am

    If you look to the left side, Michelle Obama is in the yellow-ish dress. Due to framing she occasionally pops in and out. Her smile (in the frames where it is visible) is also freakishly consistent.

    I think this is just a skill that all politicians learn. Or else she’s a robot, too.

    This is really the only thing that “political operatives” like Carville, Matalan, and Brazille actually do: teach their charges these old body language classics. For instance:
    Smile #6: happy to be standing next to a stranger (on display here),
    Somber #14: placing flowers at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
    and the ever popular
    I’m-really-joking-or-am-I #56: making jokes about McCain’s age.

11. # Anitaon 26 Sep 2009 at 10:13 am

    Kind of looks like a wax statue, no?

12. # mythagoon 26 Sep 2009 at 10:25 am

    I’m-really-joking-or-am-I #56: making jokes about McCain’s age.

    McCain does seem to have mastered that one.

    It probably is simply a learned skill: this is the smile that makes you look best in photos. I doubt if the girls bring him an “A” on their report card that Obama strikes this same smilin’ pose.

13. # John Scalzion 26 Sep 2009 at 10:27 am

    Also, as an aside, anyone notice how small most of these other people look between the Obamas?

14. # Anne KG Murphyon 26 Sep 2009 at 10:28 am

    Yes, same day, standing in the same place… this reminds me greatly of the day I got married in 2001 – you look at the pictures and everyone else’s expressions change during all the posing. Mine are all this exact same broad smile.

    Nice to have something in common with the President.

15. # bradwphilpoton 26 Sep 2009 at 10:30 am

    As a truely independant and impartial individual, I have a completely different take on this. It could be argued that if he were not consistant in his physical presentation, he could be misconstrued as showing favoritism to some of the world leaders waiting in line to have their picture taken with an American President.

    There’s plenty of material to debate the President’s policies, but this instance is just a President doing what all American Presidents do in this type of situation.

    And yes, like almost all politicians, it’s obvious that this is a well practiced smile.

16. # Sirperryon 26 Sep 2009 at 10:42 am

    Great point Brad # 15.

    No doubt, plenty of folks think this kind of thing PROVES that Obama is an evil bastard in some way. I was pleasantly surprised to see how politically impartial the comments were.

17. # Steve Sundeenon 26 Sep 2009 at 10:49 am

    I am sure some die-hard Obama haters could spin it in some way, but I would imagine that most people, including many that don’t like him, would agree that elite politicians don’t get to that level without having a very consistent, practiced appearance.

    That being said, I have enjoyed the moments where he seems to have been less guarded, such as when he called Kanye West a jackass.

18. # S.Milleron 26 Sep 2009 at 10:59 am

    I think most smiles are consistent. If you ask people to smile for the camera most of them do it the same way as they have always done it.

    That he could manage to smile the whole day like that can be tricky for some people. I didn’t realize that this was a problem until my wedding day when my husband complained of facial muscle fatigue towards the end of the day. In the pictures you could see that towards the end his face was frozen and not very smiley. My face was getting tired too.

    Does anyone know what Obama’s morning smile exercise routine is. Can we gain endurance by practicing it?

19. # Kevin Blakeon 26 Sep 2009 at 11:01 am

    John,
    Did you see the picture of Obama with the Spanish Prime Minister and his Goth daughters?

    http://gawker.com/5368039/spains-goth-first-daughters-embarrass-embarrassed-by-dad

20. # kcarlileon 26 Sep 2009 at 11:09 am

    My wife looked at that and said, “He looks just like you.” Note: I have long red hair, a goatee, big ears, and not nearly that many teeth. Many people, apparently, use the exact same smile in photos.

21. # Mark Terryon 26 Sep 2009 at 11:13 am

    I suppose when you get (and maybe we all do this) to a certain level of famous, you’ve got a certain repertoire of expressions you work from that you know work. I heard Michael J. Fox say that once about acting, and he commented about a head-cocked, 3/4-angle sly grin expression he uses a lot (or did before the Parkinson’s) and when he said it I thought, “Oh hell yes, I recognize that!”

    This might just be BHO Meet & Greet #5.

22. # DemetriosXon 26 Sep 2009 at 11:20 am

    Heh, rotorhead @ 10 made me think of the Retief stories with their carefully coded and codified facial expressions. It’s a 56b, pleased to be here at this juncture, with just a hint of 19, acknowledgment of the importance of the occasion.

23. # Roberton 26 Sep 2009 at 11:33 am

    I saw a montage similar to this, but of Paula Deen. You want to talk about creepy? Jesus, I couldn’t eat collard greens for a month.

24. # Perpetual Beginneron 26 Sep 2009 at 12:03 pm

    sirperry – yep! I just saw this on Facebook, sent to me by a friend who’s a birther, Obama’s-a-muslim-sleeper-communist-fascist, etc. conspiracy theorist. Just what exact conclusions she was drawing weren’t clear, except that she deemed it strong proof of something sinister and dire.

25. # Ben S.on 26 Sep 2009 at 12:08 pm

    To me this is a wonderful example of the problems we get by having a combined ‘head of state’ and ‘head of government’.

    Obama, and every other president, ends up spending tons of time posing for pictures, showing up for ceremonial events, and other pretty much pointless (from the point of view of running the government) functions.

    Running the Government is a full time job. Showing off the USA is a full time job. We need to separate the jobs somehow.

26. # MikeBon 26 Sep 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Hell yeah Ben S – it’s high time you let the Queen of England have her old property back!!

27. # Rembranton 26 Sep 2009 at 12:27 pm

    It is a required skill for both politicians and beauty pageant contestants. It means nothing except you can never know what they are really thinking, if anything. Both only suceed if they listen to their handlers and piss off the minimum of people.

28. # Chrison 26 Sep 2009 at 1:30 pm

    “obamagoths.jpg” is an awesome filename.

29. # Tim Walkeron 26 Sep 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Repetition is the mother of skill?

30. # Grant Gouldon 26 Sep 2009 at 3:19 pm

    This is the reason for the whole birth certificate scandal — Obama-bot was not really manufactured in Hawaii! Lousy foreign robots stealing executive-branch jobs from real Americans!

31. # Other Billon 26 Sep 2009 at 5:07 pm

    Scalzi @ 13 -

    The smile consistency is a cover for his freakishly short height. These meet and greets are all manufactured events so that professionally trained children, midgets and oompa loompas can be flown in and made to look like average height individuals.

    If you find a picture with a time stamp, known location, and a visibile shadow you can work out his height. The man is only 4 feet ten inches tall.

    Oh, and the other giveaway is that some of the “average joes” are orange.

32. # WhoKnowson 26 Sep 2009 at 5:58 pm

    a very trustworthy smile isnt it.

33. # Mary Ron 26 Sep 2009 at 6:10 pm

    My favorite G20 photo is this one:

    Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi greets First Lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama

    Didn’t Jon Stewart call this Obama’s “shut the fuck up” face?

34. # CrypticMirroron 26 Sep 2009 at 8:28 pm

    @Mary R
    It’s probably because Berlusconi just suggest a threesome. Is it just me or does Berlusconi remind anyone else of an old style pimp? Hu just needs the silver can and he’s ready.

35. # eviljwinteron 27 Sep 2009 at 1:14 am

    Remember the video where it looked at first like Obama was checking out some woman’s ass, and it turned out it was actually Sarkozy checking her out?

    I’ll bet they miss Bill Clinton in France and Italy.

36. # cyanon 27 Sep 2009 at 3:02 am

    President Obama’s jacket sleeves are too short.

37. # ntscon 27 Sep 2009 at 8:32 am

    @4

    Lincoln only had one suit for his Presdency, all of it. This is per the Smithsonian current exhibit on Lincoln.

    And the White House had neither bath nor indoor plumbing.

38. # Dan Geiseron 27 Sep 2009 at 10:08 am

    “Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it”

    Obama is just vogueing. Albeit very slowly.

39. # mythagoon 27 Sep 2009 at 6:24 pm

    Berlusconi is what you would get if you handed Leisure Suit Larry a ton of money and a government position.

40. # Christian Berntsenon 27 Sep 2009 at 10:16 pm

    Obama looks sincere in his pictures, the girl here looks smug, or possibly constipated:

    http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/04/24

41. # stevemon 28 Sep 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Most politicians practice expressions in front of a mirror, just as they practice their speeches. It’s all about communication, verbal and non-verbal.

    While I disagree with Obama on many things, I have no problem with his practised smile. Just as I have no problem with McCain preferring that only one side of his face be photographed (the non-scarred one) as opposed to the other (scarred).

42. # Alex Bronsonon 29 Sep 2009 at 1:01 am

    This may be a bit of photo trickery, but even if it’s not, how hard can it be to smile exactly the same a hundred times in a row?

43. # Chadon 29 Sep 2009 at 10:43 am

    @36 Cyan

    No they aren’t. A proper suit jacket should show a little of the shirt cuff. Go talk to a real tailor and they will set you up correctly.

44. # Lizzibabeon 29 Sep 2009 at 9:48 pm

    Somebody did the same thing with Paris Hilton who always tilts her head just *so*.

45. # Kiesteron 29 Sep 2009 at 10:02 pm

    This scares the living daylights out of me, but I’m not sure why. It could very well be that I’m just fragile, I did just bomb an e&m2 test and all, after an ungodly amount of study time..(sob)

46. # Raynreon 02 Oct 2009 at 6:12 am

    That right there is just creepifying.

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