Zeus the Cat Wonders Idly What His Idiot Human Is Doing At the Window

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1. Alex says:
   October 22, 2009 at 10:30 am

   You’re not an idiot John. You’re a good slave to our feline overlords. Now go make the cats some bacon.
2. ben says:
   October 22, 2009 at 10:59 am

   can’t wait to grill that cat…
3. Adele says:
   October 22, 2009 at 11:24 am

   All cat’s spend the vast majority of their time wondering what the idiot humans are doing, why the idiot human isn’t doing as they are told when they are explaining it so clearly, what the hell the idiot human is thinking of and why the idiot human hasn’t shared that delicious looking slab of meat.
4. eviljwinter says:
   October 22, 2009 at 11:58 am

   Dogs, on the other hand, care only about two things: “Do you have food?” and “Hey! A squirrel!”
5. Pengwenn says:
   October 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm

   I think he’s on guard duty making sure you’re not trying to escape.
6. ora says:
   October 22, 2009 at 12:20 pm

   Gas BBQ….. John I am shocked an appalled! It seems insane that a Limey like myself should be schooling you in such matters but natural charcoal both tastes better and is the real test of a man’s grill skills!

   Zeus agrees with me, just look at the disappointment written all over his face.
7. MaryL says:
   October 22, 2009 at 12:22 pm

   Zeus is one handsome fella.
8. John Scalzi says:
   October 22, 2009 at 12:25 pm

   Ora:

   You assume I’m the one who grills.
9. Doug from Tally says:
   October 22, 2009 at 12:43 pm

   My cat would be wondering just why the hell SHE’S out there and I’M in here.
10. ora says:
    October 22, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    John,

    Apologies for my assumption! Your lovely wife may be the misguided one, or even Athena! :)

    Zeus remains disappointed at the whole family though.
11. Christopher says:
    October 22, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Zeus, as much as he tries, hasn’t mastered the whole “Make humans explode by thought alone” trick work. Yet.
12. Another Liz says:
    October 22, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    He’s all, “You ‘member that time you thought I was TempCat? Ya, that was funny.”
13. Josh Jasper says:
    October 22, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Whoever grills, it’s still warm enough to squeeze out like one more BBQ, right? Cat has some sense.
14. Ridlam says:
    October 22, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    John Scalzi does not grill? GASP! Representatives will be over shortly to revoke your man card.
15. Polychrome says:
    October 22, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    I think Kristy knows better than to let John near an open fire.
16. Adelheid_p says:
    October 22, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    My husband doesn’t grill either although he would probably grill meat if I asked, but I like grilled veggies, too so that task falls on me.
17. Adelheid_p says:
    October 22, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    I know about charcoal. I’ve done charcoal grilling. I have a gas grill because I’m impatient.
    Someday, though, I want a Kamado.
18. Another Liz says:
    October 22, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    I like our two-sided grill. I can have my grilled whatever that doesn’t taste like Burned, and my guests can have their charcoaly meat however they like it. Personally, I think grilled pierogies are the bomb.
19. adelheid says:
    October 22, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    @Number 18 Another Liz
    Hmmm, grilled pierogies, have to try that.
20. Another Liz says:
    October 22, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    @adelheid: Brush them with olive oil or butter first. :)
21. turtlesong says:
    October 22, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    wow. chang who is not chang hasn’t been in yet to gently chastise scalzi for posting this picture and not a picture of her imminently beautiful and intriguingly profound lovliness? i’m shocked. shocked i say. *faints*
22. Warren Terra says:
    October 23, 2009 at 11:26 am

    Chang (who is not Chang) come back! All is forgiven!
23. Xopher says:
    October 23, 2009 at 11:30 am

    Is Adelheid_p the p-zombie adelheid?
24. DG Lewis says:
    October 23, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Charcoal is for wimps. My grandpa would grill by taking a half-dozen good sized logs, getting a fire going at about 8 AM, and by about noon he’d have a good bed of hot coals for his asado.

    Me, I’m lazy, so it’s gas all the way…
25. Xopher says:
    October 23, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Hmm, the statement “charcoal is for wimps” can only be made by someone whose never made his own charcoal.

    Neither have I, of course. I’m just sayin’.
26. Xopher says:
    October 23, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Arghhh! “who’s” not “whose”!!!!

    *hangs self*

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