Comments on: Watermelon Is Not Supposed to Look Like Marbled Beef http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/12/10/watermelon-is-not-supposed-to-look-like-marbled-beef/ I FORGET WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:12:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: TdotGirl http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/12/10/watermelon-is-not-supposed-to-look-like-marbled-beef/#comment-182934 Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:51:20 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=9334#comment-182934 Oh gross!

]]> By: Andy http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/12/10/watermelon-is-not-supposed-to-look-like-marbled-beef/#comment-182695 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:10:56 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=9334#comment-182695 It looks not delicious at all ;)

]]> By: David http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/12/10/watermelon-is-not-supposed-to-look-like-marbled-beef/#comment-182631 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:51:22 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=9334#comment-182631 This is a melon for winning a food fight with. Of course, the strange smells might mean you’d want to use gloves. The fact that it might put people in the hospital if they got it in their mouth isn’t necessarily great either, or that it might turn them into melon-pod people.

Delicious, delicious melon-pod people.

]]> By: Dave Hall http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/12/10/watermelon-is-not-supposed-to-look-like-marbled-beef/#comment-182377 Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:41:17 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=9334#comment-182377 Damn!

I have an appointment with my proctologist tomorrow.

Thanks for the reminder . . .

]]> By: Charlie Stross http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/12/10/watermelon-is-not-supposed-to-look-like-marbled-beef/#comment-182302 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:57:50 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=9334#comment-182302 Mmm, watermelonoma. Nom nom nom …

]]> By: Raynre http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/12/10/watermelon-is-not-supposed-to-look-like-marbled-beef/#comment-182300 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:04:45 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=9334#comment-182300 @ 66:

This explains so much…

]]> By: dragonet2 http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/12/10/watermelon-is-not-supposed-to-look-like-marbled-beef/#comment-182273 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:57:55 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=9334#comment-182273 On a practical basis, it looks like it froze at some point and no one realized it.

That said, yuck.

]]> By: J.D. Finch http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/12/10/watermelon-is-not-supposed-to-look-like-marbled-beef/#comment-182249 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:25:39 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=9334#comment-182249 @74. Cool, Chris. Glad to hear it.

]]> By: nigromontanus http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/12/10/watermelon-is-not-supposed-to-look-like-marbled-beef/#comment-182223 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:19:42 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=9334#comment-182223 can’t help myself, but this looks absolutely delicious to me. that is, of course, without having smelled it. and i guess, the smell would send me ralphing like a pelican.

]]> By: MattMarovich http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/12/10/watermelon-is-not-supposed-to-look-like-marbled-beef/#comment-182222 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:18:38 +0000 http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=9334#comment-182222 What? Animal watermelon needs love too…

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